Disclaimer: I own Twilight

Disclaimer: I own Twilight…. Just kidding. No really I don't own it so don't get any ideas!

A/N: Yeah. R&R and Give me ideas and I'll use them and I'll give you credit! Yayyyy credit!! This Chapter might not be funny also, because I don't know where to start

All the Cullens Minus Bella were sitting in their living room watching the news.

"I'm bored" said Emmett.

"Emmett, why are you talking in Italics?" Questioned Carlisle.

"Because I'm bored!"

"Okay then."

All of a sudden Bella fell from the sky and landed next to Edward, who was sitting on the floor.

"HEY EDWARD!?" screeched Bella.

"….WHAT THE HELL??"

"I lurve you!" and then Bella kissed Edward.

A/N: GIVE ME IDEAS NAO!