DISCLAIMER: The characters of Naruto belong to Masashi Kishimoto.

Don't sue me.

'Kay so my last chapter was kinda weird wasn't it? But oh well, read on my wonderful people! (BTW: I decided that EVERYONE will have varying degrees of OOCness!)

Sorry about this chapter being so short, I'll try to avoid that.

Just as the Akatsuki lair came into view and Kisame yelled "YAY! Will you let me have the freaking water now?", the girls arms suddenly shot up and wrapped around Itachi's neck as she buried her face under his chin.

'I AM NOT AN EFFING TEDDY BEAR!' "Kisame; you may have the water if you get…this kid…off me." Kisame turned to see the most ridiculous sight he'd ever witnessed before slowly backing away. "KISAME! YOU ARE NOT GOING INSIDE BEFORE YOU GET HER OFF ME!"

"Oh yes I am! GUYS, WHERE'S THE CAM-urgh!"

"You will die a million deaths before you take my picture." Sighed Itachi as he pulled his foot away from Kisame's throat.

After many choke-like attempts at regular speech, Kisame finally wheezed "Fine!" and so the games began. They tried pulling, prying, (attempted) throwing, and even a little (oddly unsuccessful) burning. But the girl wouldn't come off. So into the lair they went. (Ya, I know that sounds weird, but I like!)

After they got in, Itachi realized that this really wasn't his day. First, he gets sent off with an idiot, then said mission gets called off by another idiot, he receives a new accessory, and then all of the Akatsuki happen to be in the room to see it. Nope, definitely not his day. Maybe karma had a really good day coming then…

……………………

…probably just his brother killing him.

Hidan: "Holy Fuck!"

Deidara: "Aw, it's cute un!"

Tobi: "I agree with Deidara-senpai!"

Kakuzu: "How much is it worth?"

Sasori: "Is it alive?"

Zetsu: "I could chew its arms off if it's stuck."

Konan: "WHAT…THE…HELL?!"

"Yes, it's cute. I don't know how much it's worth. Of course it's alive. You are not allowed to eat it Zetsu. And Konan, this is your new friend!" said Pein.

"Did you just say…she was cute?!" (I don't think you need to ask who just said that.)

"NO! Yes…but I didn't mean it! I SWEAR it was automatic Konan!" (Again, do you really need to ask?)

"…We'll deal with this later."

"Yes! OK! Great!" (Hehe, Konan's bitch)

Konan left and Pein opened his fat mouth again. "Anyway; Itachi, you can put her down now and she'll be sharing a room with you since all the other ones are full right now you're the only one without a roommate!" Oh no, it was a really bad day for Itachi wasn't it?

"…I can't put her down."

"Why?"

"Because she won't be put down."

"What?! Normally people don't like you that much Itachi!"

"She hasn't woken up yet, she just won't let go and Kisame and I can't make her."

"Um, did you try waking her up?" asked Tobi. "Or putting more clothes on her? Even I wouldn't leave a girl in that!" exclaimed Hidan. 'How come Tobi had the good idea? HE'S A DAMN RETARD! No; it can't be the good idea. If burning her arms didn't work, she won't wake up." But Hidan was right. The girl was in rags that looked like a tattered bikini top and a little pair of shorts. How come he hadn't noticed that before?

Just as he finished that thought; a light moan was heard and everyone's heads shot in the direction of the subject of their thoughts. Eyelashes fluttered as her head pulled free and her arms loosened. Then she jumped out of Itachi's arms and dropped to a crouch; her hair swung around her face as she whipped around to look at her surroundings.

Deidara was the first to step forward, but quickly jumped back as the female let out a ripping, inhuman growl. He wasn't afraid to talk though, "Who are you, un?" He soon found his attempts were in vain as she shot forward and tackled him. "Why am I here? Who are these people?" she said as she shook him by the collar. Everyone waited for Deidara's answer, but all they heard was a gasp as his face filled with surprise. He was the first one to get a good look at her face without her hair spilled over it.

Hehe; since I'm the writer, I know what's going on and you don't! But it's brilliant, so you'll have to read the next chapter to find out! But I bet Sheila knows what's happening!!