Chapter 2
Wang Yi, (writing is extremely curvy due to rage)
FOR THE LAST TIME, I DON'T LOVE YOU!
(forgot to sign, also due to rage)
Cousin,
What do you mean she didn't write that letter?! Explain THIS! (attached was the letter from "Wang Yi")
Your Young Master
Young Master,
This letter was written with a paintbrush and NOT a quill. Does Japan ring a bell to you?
Ma Dai
Cao Cao,
WALA AKONG PAKE (It's "I don't care" in Filipino)
Ma Chao
Ma Chao,
When in the world did you start learning this language?!
Cao Cao
Cao Cao,
I've got my sources, pedophile.
Ma Chao
Hanbei Takenaka,
Hey there. Mind if I ask who wrote this?! (Attached is "Wang Yi"'s letter)
Ma Chao
Ma Chao,
I have no idea. But I'd assume it's one of EVERYONE'S enemies.
Hanbei Takenaka
Hanbei Takenaka,
ARE YOU SAYING OROCHI'S BACK?!
Hanbei Takenaka,
Sorry. Just got paranoid. One last person.
Kyuubi,
HIDE IT ALL YOU WANT. I CAN TELL THAT YOU WERE THE ONE WHO FORGED THAT LETTER. WANT ME TO SEND YOU TO THE DEPHTS?!
Cao Pi,
You were one of the three who sealed away Kyuubi. Mind if you seal her back in again? (Or at least kill her?)
Ma Chao
Wang Yi,
Ignore that letter. I was misled by Kyuubi.
Ma Chao
Cousin,
WHAT DO YOU MEAN A MASSIVE ARMY OF "ROMANS" ARE ATTACKING SHU?!
Your Young Master
Young Master,
I don't know?! I heard most of the generals of the land are captured. The rest formed resistance groups.
Ma Dai
Cousin,
Who do we have?
Young Master,
Sima Zhao, Pang De, and...Wang Yi.
Ma Dai
(Reaction to Ma Dai's letter)
Ma Chao: "Ugh. It's Orochi all over again."
Pang De,
Any ideas?
Ma Chao
Ma Chao,
Uh...We only have Wang Yi and Ma Dai now. Sima Zhao charged in like a madman for reasons unknown.
Pang De
Wang Yi,
Don't kill me! Kill the Romans! Probably after that, you can kill me but NOT NOW!
Ma Chao
Sima Zhao,
Why did you charge in?
Ma Chao
Sima Zhao,
I have no idea what you just said.
Ma Chao
MA CHAO,
THOSE BASTARDS BROUGHT YUANJI AND RAPED HER IN FRONT OF ME! I CAN'T STAND PEOPLE WHO DO TAHT TO HER!
Sima Zhao,
Seems your anger has caused you to misspell a simple word (heheh)
Ma Chao
SZ: (Barges into Ma Chao's room, carrying a copy of Squall's gunblade) ARE YOU TRYING TO MOCK ME?!
MC: (Raises both hands up) What? No!
SZ:(Shoots Ma Chao repeatedly with bluish ice bullets)
MC: (Fell to the ground in pain)
Wang Yi,
Why do you sound like you actually care for me? (Did not see that coming)
Ma Chao
Ma Chao,
I was hoping that I would be the one to kill you, NOT Lord Sima Zhao.
Wang Yi
Wang Yi,
Well, you've hated me for a long time. It's not the first time you said this. (These ice bullets are making me feel like an idiot)
Ma Chao