Hey there! I've had a look at the reviews and I think I shall continue this, but with a twist...
Each letter will be 'Just A Note To Say...I Love You/I Hate you, or some other feeling/opinion. I think this will work :) So here goes :)
Harry had been sat in the corner of the common room in the squishy chair for over an hour now. Ron was off sucking face with Hermione, and Ginny was still with Dean. He was alone, bored and seriously annoyed.
Then…an idea popped into his head.
A wonderful and wicked idea.
He grinned widely and snickered as he rummaged for some spare parchment and a quill. He settled back into the squishy chair, and began to write.
Dear Draco,
You might have noticed that there has always been a lot of tension between us. This could be for many reasons, perhaps a lack of camaraderie, a sexual pressure for a forbidden romance. Or, more likely, because you are a slimy git who doesn't deserve minions, let alone friends.
You are a total mummy's boy, with a power lust. It's a shame you don't have the balls to look for the power. But then again, everyone would still ignore you because your Dad is a traitor, your Mother a slut and your Aunt an escapee of the nearest Loony Bin…
You are a racist (in the term of Blood Status) who can't even get a girlfriend and obviously dyes his hair in an effort to conceal brunette roots…
So long letter short, you suck! You always have, and always will. :)
Signed Harry Potter,
A.K.A The boy who doesn't suck :P
P.S. Chicks dig scars. ;)
Harry looked at the letter he had written and chuckled…This was gonna be sweet. If only he could see Malfoy's face when he read this! How could he have never thought of this before?
He rolled up the parchment and sealed it with a red and gold ribbon. He was in his pyjama still. But no matter, this couldn't wait. He pulled on a hoodie and a pair of canvas pumps, and grabbed his invisibility cloak and ventured through the corridors to the Slytherin common room.
It was easy enough to get through the portrait hole, the password never changed…It was always 'Pureblood'.
Harry looked around the common room in hope of spotting Malfoy. Drat! He must already be in the dorms… No matter, this should get his attention.
Harry draped the cloak over himself and charmed the scroll to float, then drew a deep breath and screamed "EMERGANCY MAIL FOR DRACO MALFOY!"
Malfoy came speeding down and wandered into the common room towards the floating parchment. He grabbed the parchment in his left hand and swatted the air with his right, luckily Harry remained a few paces away.
Draco looked around and wandered away again, to the solitude of his bed. Unfortunately for him he had no idea of what was yet to come.
Review please :) You know you want to….