"So, are you looking for a particular high school stereotype? Cheerleader, prep, Goth, nerd, or is this like a role-playing thing? We can do librarian, doctor…" Kurt rattled on, flipping through his closet, never asking Julian why he enlisted Kurt's help in cross-dressing. Kurt only motioned Julian towards his bed and began rifling through things – his make up kit already set up on his desk and his wigs set up across Reed's desk.

"Also I have a barista costume –"

"Barista?"

"Yes. Blaine, like you Stuarts, loves coffee."

"Oh I did NOT need to know about you and Blaine role-playing." Julian cringed at the thought before carrying on before Kurt could continue his tirade. "Don't you want to know why I'm asking you for your help?"

"Not really, because like you, I do NOT need to hear about you and Logan role-playing."

"We role-play as you and Blaine, naturally I'm you – since we're both divas. You should see Logan play Blaine though. Quite sexy." Kurt turned away from his closet, a horrified look on his face. "Kidding. Back to the reason though, it's not role-playing, per se…" Julian trailed off, waiting for Kurt to recover and prompt Julian to continue.
"And by that you mean…"

"I want to fool the senator into thinking I'm a girl and then publicly seduce Logan through song and right when the senator thinks he's straightened Logan out, publicly reveal that I am indeed a man."

Kurt stared at Julian, his mouth open in shock.

"Basically, I want to give the senator a nice big 'fuck you' because of how he treats his son and how he views our feelings for each other." Julian finished, sitting back onto Kurt's bed while he waited for Kurt's brain to process everything. After a few moments of Kurt staring blankly at Julian, he suddenly snapped out of it, clapping his hands eagerly as he turned back towards his closet.

"I always knew you were romantic at heart!" Kurt squealed, as he seemed to be swallowed by his closet. Julian just laughed as he made himself comfortable, happy that Kurt had understood his intention.

"Do you know what you're going to sing?" Kurt called out from the abyss that was his closet.

"I have an idea. But you'll just have to wait and see." Kurt popped his head out from inside his closet.

"Wait and see?"

"Can't expect me to make my big debut as…Miss Julia," Julian waved his hands around dramatically "without my stylist!" Julian smirked, causing Kurt to laugh.

"Spoken like a true fashionista. So, does Logan know?" Kurt questioned as he continued digging through his closet.

"Nope. I told him to go to the party alone and that I'd reward him when he came back."

"Bold."

"He'd ruin it if he knew."

"Probably. Ok. This is it, this is the dress for you, Miss Julia." Kurt finally emerged from his closet holding a dress bag.

"I can't believe you have something that would fit me."

"Yes you can. You came to me because you knew I could cater to your needs. Now, what's your shoe size?"

"Eleven."

"Oh good, we're the same size. I have heels that match this dress."

"Heels?"

"Well what did you think you were getting into when you asked Kurt Hummel to turn you into a woman?"

"Good point." Julian murmured before sliding off of Kurt's bed. "Ok. Let's see the dress." Kurt smiled up at Julian before unzipping the dress bag and revealing a beautiful, long gold dress, with a pleated bottom, and beautiful lace detail in the middle. "Woah." Julian gasped, fingering the material.

"Right?" Kurt breathed, staring at the dress. "Alright. Go put this on while I figure out which wig will suit your features and this dress the best."

"Yes sir." Julian saluted before beginning to change into the dress.

A half hour later, after Julian had worked his way into the dress and heels, and Kurt had given him a slight make up job to give him a taste of what he'll look like in full, and styling a brunette wig into a fancy bun with a swooping bang, Kurt pushed Julian towards the full-length mirror and they stood side by side, staring at Julian's transformation.

"Well Miss Julia," Kurt murmured, shifting one of Julian's 'boobs' so that it was symmetrical. "You are an absolutely stunning young woman."

"Thank you." Julian replied in a breathy, slightly higher version of his natural voice.

Yes, this plan was going to work.