Helloooo earthlings long time no talk... sadnessssss...

ahhhh welll here is the long long long awaited second chapter... :D

hopefully its as hilarious as wanted and brings a smile to thou faces

lots of icky and sticky loveydoveyness ? WTF? i dont even know ahh welll

xx

VANITY AND VINTAGE

"Oh is that right? Drinkssss all round then!" Crowley slurred again.

"Will!" will turned around and saw a figure stumbling out of the circus tent.

"Horace" he said gleefully.

'Get a load of this!" Horace said gesturing excitedly around him "its bloody amazing"

He took hold of wills wrist and dragged him towards the circus tent. They ducked under the flap and will almost shat himself. The inside of the tent was massive. There was a freakishly long pole at the centre holding up the roof and smaller ones scattered around the walls.

In the middle was a ring and in the centre of that was a platform. On top to the platform was an a humongous grey creature with massive ears. It was balancing on top of a round multi-coloured object.

"What in heaven's name is that?" will asked curelessly.

"it's called a…. leleephant… no wait. Elefunt… elefun (A/N bahahhahahhahaha lol ) …. Ele…. Ele…eleph… elephan…t …. Yeah an elephant. They're scared of mice. Watch this." Horace pulled form his coat pocket a small brown mouse. Within a few seconds the elephant thing had caught sight of the mouse and its long nose had shot into the air with a tremendous wail of horror. It lost its balance on the round ball and came tumbling down onto the stage. The stage couldn't hold under the pressure of the enormous elephant and so snapped and splintered .

Horace burst out laughing and another chuckle could be heard form behind them. will turned and his eyes fell upon halts grim face. he then looked across to the other person who was indeed a pissed Crowley .

"oh! Golly good hahahahahha nice going Horace! I shall tell king Duncan to promote you for that. It was brilliant!" he paused and started pensively at the ground.

"Duncan." He said soflty. "what a ridiculous name… ridiculous. Hahahahahhaha dick ahahahhaha"

Will shook his head and turned back to Horace. "where this ranger thing we are meant to ride?"

"of that's out here." Horace motioned to the the other side of the tent where a small gap could be seen.

They all filed over and ducked through the flap. They were meet with blinding sunlight on the other side and blinking back black spots their eyes landed upon a massive structure. Granted it was smaller then the circus tent, but it was bigger than the elephant.

It was all made out of metal bars and it seemed to be a suspended ship in mid air. Will heard halt gag

"we are seriously going on that are we."

"yessssssss, thou issssss." Crowley slapped halt on the back. Cheer up old man! it's not as if it goes on water! It just goes upside down!"

Halt proceeded to faint.

"ohhhh, that'sssss a sssshhhame…. Ahhhhhh well just place him in anywaysss… he'll probably wake up when it's upside down, do him goood." Crowley heaved halts unconscious body over to the ride.

bahahhahahahahaha bye see you peeeeeeepppppsss next time :D *dies laughing*