The Semi-Sassy Soulmates of Darcy Lewis

by Weighty Ghost

Darcy had been dreaming of meeting her soulmate - a nice, normal, gorgeous guy she could fall in love with - for her entire life, but things didn't turn out anything like she imagined and, well, normal isn't exactly in the cards when it comes to dealing with superheroes. (A series of one-shots with a new Darcy pairing each chapter, inspired by whichever song comes up on shuffle)

2. Shoulders, Knees, and 'Oh's

The Semi-Sassy Soulmates of Darcy Lewis Chapter Two: Shoulders, Knees, and 'Oh's

Song: No song

Pairing: Darcy/Steve

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There's a lot of people in the world who have vague soulmarks. In fact, Darcy had a friend growing up whose soulmark was just "Hi."

Her mark wasn't quite as bad, but it was still very... Simple.

"Yes, ma'am."

Just that. Nothing else. Whatever happened after her soulmate met her was going to be on his shoulders.

Speaking of shoulders.

Captain America was in her lab.

Jane and Doctor Banner's lab.

Darcy snuck a glance at him over her new Starkphone (thanks, Tony) and gave out a quiet whistle. If the Cap was here for her Janey, she might just start a riot. No woman should have access to the blonde muscley goodness that was Steve Rogers if she was already attached to Thor.

But also because Darcy might have been harboring an (itsy bitsy kinda not really) crush on the good Cap. Which should never be mentioned to anyone, ever, please and thank you. The morfication she would suffer if he caught her ogling would be quite enough without the added embarrassment.

Darcy breathed a tiny sigh of relief as she saw Steve passed by her bestie's cluttered desk, Jane not even acknowledging his presence, and continue on through the lab... towards her?

Darcy felt her breath catch. Nononono. She could definitely not hold a coherent conversation at the present moment. Especially with Captain America. Because, hello? Darcy was 95% snark and pop culture references with no brain-to-mouth filter. There was no way she was going to come out of this conversation without offending someone.

That someone most likely being Captain America.

"Hey, what's up, Rip Van Winkle? You come to get the required daily dose of Darcy?"

Yeah, she really needs to get that filter.

Darcy internally groaned. Oops. 'There goes any chance you had, Lewis,' her brain snarked, like this whole thing wasn't it's fault.

But the Captain just gave a tiny smirk, and a "Yes, ma'am."

Oh.

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XOXO, Weighty Ghost