A Slight Parody of Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days

Cutscene 1: Meet Xion. Or Don't, Whatever.

So, for my first story for the Kingdom Hearts fandom, I decided to do a direct parody. These cutscenes are pretty short, so I should be able to update pretty often. More often than my other stories, anyway. So, uh… Yeah.
I don't own Kingdom Hearts, all credit goes to Disney and Square Enix. Enjoy!

"Today is an momentous day," announced Xemnas as the entirety of Organization XIII sat on their freakishly tall chairs. "For today is the day we finally, after waiting for what seems like an eternity for it to open, get to eat pizza for dinner at the Pizzeria That Never Was."

"Yaaaay!" cheered the entirety of Organization XIII, except for Roxas.

"What's pizza?" he asked, puzzled.

Axel raised an eyebrow at him. "Did you really forget that much?"

Roxas nodded.

"It's the best food ever, trust me, you'll love it," Axel reassured him.

"And to celebrate this momentous occasion," continued Xemnas, "We will be watching all eight Harry Potter movies at the Theater That Never Was."

"Yaaaay!" cheered Organization XIII, except for Roxas.

"What's Harry Potter?" he asked.

"You disgust me, Roxas," said Larxene. "Well, just about everyone disgusts me, but you are especially disgusting."

"Yeah, Roxas," said Demyx, "Even I agree with that, and I was the most disgusting before you came along."

Roxas shrugged. "I'm pretty sure my former self didn't eat pizza or watch Harry Potter either."

There was an awkward silence.

"That's physicaly impossible," argued Xigbar.

"No, I'm pretty sure he was too busy saving the worlds from being consumed by the darkness."

There was an even more awkward silence after this.

"Yeah, let's just go get the pizza, shall we?" asked Marluxia, whom I still can't believe is a dude.

"But wait, Superior," interrupted Vexen, "What about the Replica- I mean the puppet- I mean the pawn for our evil plan- I mean-"

"Yes, that," interrupted Xemnas before he could leak out any important plot points. "Organization, meet Number XIV, one of the Keyblade's chosen!"

A hooded figure, whose hood concealed her face, stepped forward, then stood before them looking really, really creepy. But not as creepy as she did when she smiled at Roxas seconds later.

"Um, who cares?" asked Demyx. "Come on, let's go get some pizza!"