Chapter 2

Sonic woke up on the floor, he was in the apartment of Omega. Behind him was the window he crashed through. Sonic got up with a groan, he hatted Omega. The last time he meet Omega things got real weird. Omega want to make out with Sonic and Sonic ran then chased him all over town until he ran into Shadow and they went over to Amy's. No robot would ever dare think of Sonic going there. Sonic also knew that he did not want to go into any detail of what happened at Amy's house as it would make the Story rated M or worse. Sonic got up and looked around and saw that he was alone. Sonic walked over to where Omega keep his butt fur collection and opened the door and waked into the hallway. Sonic then went into the kitchen and made him a cup of milkshakes and then went to use the bath room. Sonic then noticed that their was a thong on the floor. Sonic picked it up and shoved it in his mouth. Sonic loved the taste of thongs for breakfast. Sonic then entered Omega bedroom which was just a bare metal room with a charge station for Omega and a bath tube? Yes, tube not tub.

Sonic then heard the lift and heard Omega enter the apartment, but he also heard Shadows, "Finaly Omega we can be alone. Let me show you what a Faker can do."

Sonic was so grossed out that he parfed in his underpants. Yeah Sonic whears then used the force to open the air vent. Sonic climed up and walked around until he could see light. Sonic looked down and saw that Omega, Shadow, and Blaze were making out on the couch. Sonic's face made a weird line and he keept on moving. Sonic landed in a red room filled with bones. Sonic turned around and on the bed was Batman and Superman. Sonic was more weirded out then before.

Batman, "Hey, are you dating Omega too. I also am a fan of that LOVE MUFFIN."

Sonic was realy freaked out and he used the force to break through the wall. Sonic fell through the air and he looked like a falling turd. He used the trick that Count Duku tought him and he landed on the ground safely.. Sonic then said, "Why are all my friends so messed up...

Latter that day:

Sonic's life is more messed up. More in chapter 3