Apparently I've been asked to beta for someone. I am going to try to figure this out. I feel like Estonia at a computer. Maybe I should announce that I am updating this. I am putting Reminiscence on hold for a while. I need to finish updating this so you know what's going on. Oh! Please don't forget to review. Every review makes a writer feel so special. Even if I got hate mail I would be jumping up and down screaming "yes!" If you are some of the first few that know I am updating this, great for you! I for some reason am slipping under the radar. People are not noticing the number of chapters are getting shorter and shorter. I feel like laughing. This is kind of fun. Teeheehee. I am working on my Chinese and Russian in a part of this chapter. China in Russian is Kitaj (Kitay). It almost sounds like kitty. that is one russian word that I actually find adorable. Russian isn't a very pretty language. I do not own Hetalia. Enjoy another crappy chapter.
~Kolko
Lithuania trembled in fear. He had his pants on and his shirt was half way on. He knew he was in for a world of pain. He braced for impact. But Russia just smiled. They were confused. He chuckled.
"This is wonderful, da," he said. He still got puzzled looks. "I've always wanted you two to date. I'm so happy," he said.
"So you're not mad?" Belarus said.
"Mad? Why would I be mad. Two of my favorite people are becoming one," he said.
"But you said-"
"Ufufu~I was messing with you!" he said, "I trust you Lithuania. I trust you more than anyone I know. And I know how much you love her." Lithuania smiled in relief. "Breakfast time! Vodka anyone?" he asked.
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Lithuania saw Belarus in the hallway. The two waved.
"Hey…" he said, "how about I take you out to dinner after I'm done with my chores?" She looked at him weird.
"What are you talking about?" she asked.
"Well, I thought i should take you someplace nice," he said.
"Why?" she asked.
"Well, aren't we…" She then sighed.
"Lithuania, I am flattered, but that was one night thing," she said, "I'm sorry. I'm glad you were there for me, but I'm not looking for a relationship." Lithuania looked crushed.
"…Oh…" he said.
"You'll find someone," she said, "who wouldn't like you?"
"What don't you like about me?" he asked, "maybe I can change." She smiled. He never saw her smile like that.
"It's not really you," she said, "It's me."
"I've heard that before," he said, "so what is it about you?" She chuckled.
"Lithuania, you have no idea what I'm really like," she said.
"I've lived with you before, haven't I?" he said.
"Oh come on," she said, "you don't know what you would be getting yourself into."
"I don't care," he said, "try me." She shook her head.
"No one likes someone who can do this," she said breaking a nearby door off it's hinges and throwing it down the stairs.
"That's impressive," he said, "can I take you to dinner now?" She sighed.
"No, Lithuania. I can't," she said shutting her own door.
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Lithuania was doing some chores around the house. All of the sudden, he was pinned down. No matter how much he struggled, the force was too strong. He saw Belarus on top of him.
"I can get quite controlling," she said, "Does that… bother you?" He smiled.
"Not at all," he said, "I've been controlled most of my life. You can walk all over me like a doormat."
"I hate Poland," she said.
"He ticks me off sometimes too," he said.
"I'm known as 'violent' according to other people," she said.
"I don't believe in rumours," he replied.
"I still have Russia's underwear in my room," she said.
"I… stole yours once," he said blushing.
"I still have weird pictures of him."
"I have mentally scarring images of Poland burned into my brain."
"I used to dig through his trash."
"I used to get shoved into his trash."
"I've been sent to mental institutions."
"I have… pollakiuria." He blushed more. She let him go.
"Now that you know all this horrible stuff, do you still want to go out with me?" she asked.
"Sure. What time and what place?" he replied. She sighed. "I don't care if you're weird or a psychopath or what ever. I love you."
"What?"
"Y-Yeah. I-I do. I don't think you're 'normal'. That's a reason I love you. I love you because you are different. I admire you because I'm just…well, normal," he said.
"If you really like me this much, I don't think you are 'normal'," she said. He smiled.
"Thanks…" he said. He got up to leave.
"Wait, I thought you were taking me out," she said.
"Oh, you-you changed your mind?" he said. His heart soared. "Excuse me for a second." He went outside. She could her him yelling "Yes". She laughed a little.
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"Lithuania," said Estonia. He was smirking for some reason. It was the next morning. It was 7:25 AM.
"Okay, what?" he asked.
"How was your date?" he asked. He blushed.
"H-How did-" Lithuania blushed more.
"You seem really upbeat. And I heard you two coming home at 1 AM last night."
"I-I-I-I-" Estonia winked. He then saw Belarus coming downstairs. She was still half awake. But she looked more tired than usual.
"Good morning Miss Belarus," he said.
"Good morning Est-" she suddenly stopped. She dashed to the nearest bathroom. The two shortly followed.
"Bel? Are you okay?" he asked. No reply but gags. "Bel?" Lithuania entered the bathroom. He held her hair with one hand and rubbed her back with the other. She looked up. "The date wasn't that bad, was it?" She almost smiled.
"I don-" she was interrupted by more vomiting. After a while she finally stopped to catch her breath.
"We didn't drink anything last night," he said. She shook her head before vomit came up yet again. She eventually stopped. Estonia had a glass of water for her.
"Thanks," she said. She took a sip to wash the taste away. "I think I'll just go back to sleep..." she said drowsily.
"Okay. I'll take you upstairs," he said swooping her up in his arms. She smiled. He carried her upstairs and laid her on the bed. He tucked her in with the blankets. She was out cold. He kissed her forehead and went to continue his chores.
For the rest of the week, Belarus was sick for some reason. She was constantly throwing up and was constantly tired. But Russia was more happier than usual. But since Belarus was sick with what he could only assume was the flu, that brought his mood down. She really sounded horrible. Poor Latvia had to care for her. She mostly just slept most of the day. Whenever he could, Lithuania visited her. He didn't care if he could get sick from it, he wanted to see her.
"Lithuania," she moaned. He came to her side. "I'm sorry about the time when I broke all your fingers and stabbed you in the leg with a knife," she said. He smiled. She must be feeling really horrible right now, he thought, this has been going on for three weeks now! It's ridiculous! Mr. Russia's also been too busy to call a doctor. He sighed. He hated seeing her suffer through all this. He would get a doctor himself, but Russia always found a way for him to stay busy. But he was happy she finally decided to date him. After all these centuries! She finally liked him!
One morning Lithuania woke up to yet another depressing day. But this time some one was staring right at him when he awoke. Lazy green eyes just stared at him. He screamed.
"Oh Poland, it's just you," he said, "How did you get in here?!"
"So like, what's going on?" he asked. Lithuania sighed. "Why is it so cold in here?" Poland asked.
"Russia always keeps it cold here," he said. Poland playfully hit him with a pillow. "Are you nuts? Russia will kill me," he said. Poland continued childishly. "Alright, it's on!" he said. The two started whacking each other with pillows. Belarus walked in. "Hey. How are you feeling?" Lithuania asked.
"Much better," she said. Poland threw the pillow across the room. Lithuania ducked. The pillow hit Belarus.
"Poland!" Lithuania warned.
"Oh you're dead now! Prepare to die a fluffy white feathery death!" Belarus said smiling and picking up the pillow. The three then continued the pillow fight for about fifteen minutes. Russia heard the noise and went to see what was going on. He then found the room covered in feathers.
"Um, we can explain," Lithuania said. Belarus ran up to Russia and hugged him.
"Please don't punish him it was my fault," she said. She had tears in her eyes. Russia sighed.
"Ok, but you two are cleaning this up," he said. Poland whined. Lithuania slugged him in the arm. "Glad to see you are feeling better Belarus," he said. The large man then left.
"Nice save," said Lithuania. He began cleaning up the feathers. She smiled.
"So, you two are like a thing now?" Poland said.
"I-I guess so," he said.
"Oh my gosh! You like totally have to give me details! Did you guys like, kiss yet?" he asked. The two blushed. Poland smirked, "Aha! I like totally knew it! You guys can't hide anything from me. So, did you two like, um you know…"
"W-w-what?! What made you think we'd do that?" Lithuania said turning a bright shade of red.
Poland laughed, "I'm just kidding. Liet wouldn't have the guts to do something like that! You should have like totally seen your face!" Lithuania smelled something very delicious coming from upstairs. He went to look. It was Russia cooking. He was cooking Šašlykai. Lithuania's mouth watered while his mind was blown.
"Russia? Why are you cooking one of my native foods?" Lithuania asked.
"It's thanks," he said, "for taking Belarus off my back and making her so happy. I wanted to repay you so I made you good food." He went to get the others for mealtime. Once all were gathered, they all began to eat. Belarus seemed to enjoy it most of all.
"I am glad you are getting your appetite back da?" he said. She nodded. She had too much of a mouthful to speak. She probably hadn't eaten much while she was sick, so he wouldn't blame her for being hungry.
"Belarus, there isn't crack in your economy is there?" Russia asked.
"My economy is always falling. But it never made me feel so awful before," she said. They all then resumed eating.
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The next day though, Belarus resumed being sick. This has been going on for a month and a half.
"Ugh! Damn it! Toris, what's wrong with me?" she asked. He sighed and rubbed her back.
"We'll find out soon, mano meilė," he assured, "I hope." Russia couldn't take it. He couldn't bear to see her like this. That morning, Belarus couldn't even prevent herself from vomiting all over Russia. The vomit soaked Russia finally called up an old friend on the phone.
＂你好？ 中国。＂he said. (Nihao? Zhongguo.)
"Привет Китай! (Privet Kitaj) It's me Russia! I was wondering if-"
"R-Russia! Stay away from me aru!" China said.
"But I need your-"
"Just go away aru! If I see your car coming to try to 'talk' to me I'll swear I will shoot you down!" The line went dead.
Russia sighed, "I guess I'll have to go to Beijing on foot," he turned to Belarus, "that's how much I care for my little sister." He went upstairs to get his panda suit and to change out of his clothes. Russia had a game plan. He would fly to the edge of Russia, then he would simply walk from there. Walking from Moscow to Beijing would take six months, so he found something much easier. It would still take him a while, but maybe Belarus just needed space. He packed a load of supplies and food. "Estonia come!" he called. The frightened man came. He piled the supplies on his back. "To Vladivostok!" Russia said prominently. Russia left. Lithuania smiled. Russia was gone for about a few weeks since he was walking.
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China was washing dishes when he heard a knock on his door. He went to the door and saw a panda.
"Panda! I haven't seen you in ages aru. Come in," he said. The panda came in and began to make himself comfortable. "Tell me panda, why is it you've journeyed here aru?" China asked. Russia took off the panda head.
"Please let me explain its urgent!" Russia said before China could call for help. China sat back down. "This was the only way I could reach you. You never refuse panda да?" he said. He was right.
"Get to the point aru," he said.
"Ok you know my little sister Belarus da?" Russia said.
"The one that stalks you?" China said.
"Well now she's dating- that's not the point. She's had this sickness for about over a month now and since you are master of medicines, I was wondering if you could figure it out, da?" he said.
"Russia, why didn't you just tell me she was sick? I would have gladly helped aru," he said.
"I tried but you wouldn't listen," he said.
"Sorry aru. We must hurry, this could be serious!" China said. The two men dashed from the house. Estonia drove the two to the nearest airport.
Meanwhile, Belarus was worried about Russia. She paced the floor. He had been gone over a week. What if he was hurt? Secretly she hoped he didn't come back. She had a feeling what was wrong now. She knew now because of this, she and Lithuania were in danger. If she didn't have any sort of feelings what so ever, she would have murdered him herself.
"Belarus? Belarus? Where are you?" Lithuania called. She went to him. "Belarus? I-Is something wrong?" Lithuania asked. She kicked him in the stomach.
"You stupid bastard!" she growled, "You are a dead man! If I don't decide to kill you, I know Russia will."
"What?!" he said, "What did I do?!"
"Don't act so innocent!"
"Can I know what I've done? Please?" he asked. She sighed.
"Fine, I won't kill you…yet," she said, "Once Russia and China come Russia will take care of that."
"Why? What did I do? what's wrong?" he asked. She went up to him. She kissed him. She then sat down.
"Oh what am I doing?! This is all my fault! I'm the one who forced you that night and now it's my fault you'll cease to exist," she moaned.
"Belarus, calm down. Whatever it is I'm sure it's not as bad as it seems," he said. She bit her lip. She mumbled something. "I'm sorry, please talk louder," he said.
she looked around. whispered something to him. "I'm sorry I still can't hear you. What did you say?" he asked.
"Shhh! Latvia is still home!" she hissed. She lead him upstairs.
"Okay, what is it you have to tell me?" he asked, "It can't be bad enough to-"
"I'm pregnant."
Lithuania's heart stopped cold. Then he fainted.