Thank u toBloodly Cherry Blossom for reviewing! :) Yay 2nd Chapter, and my longest chapter yet (in Any of my stories).
The song is called "Lollipop" by Alexandra Stan
Again, I warn that it's yaoi. ^^
Since Red X wasn't in his thief attire, he could easily enter the store without Robin suspecting a thing. He would get to the bottom of this, he decided. There were too many silent questions to not want the answers to. – Is he a customer? If so, then why the back entrance. Is he meeting someone here? A secret girlfriend maybe; He could be hiding her from the team because she's not a hero. Could he be doing business here? Yeah right, what kind of business would that be; unless he had a job here… Now that just seemed insane.
Red X entered the establishment and immediately went into shock, seeing all of the waitresses and their cosplays. 'Okay if I thought the idea was insane before, it's like ten times worse now.' He thought to himself.
"Hello!" A peppy voice suddenly brought him out of his shock. "Welcome to 'Your Fantasy'! Table for one?" The voice belonged to a short blonde haired girl wearing a pirate costume – A long sleeved, old school – looking, white shirt, with a brown vest, a brown skirt that went below her thighs but above her knees, dark brown boots and pirate hat with a green feather.
She had a bright, humorous smile on her face as she asked "First time here, Hun?"
"Yeah, I'd never seen this place before, thought I'd check it out." It wasn't a total lie, he had never noticed this place before, and he thought he'd check it out… after he saw the boy wonder go in through the back entrance. He'd just left out a minor detail.
"Ah, I knew it. Well, allow me to explain a few things. First off, my name is Bubbles, not my real name of course, but the clients gotta call me something. We all have nicknames. We also all have these." She gestured to the ribbon pinned onto her chest; hers was pink. She then motioned to a few other waitresses and X noticed that some were pink, and some were blue. "You see, the pink ones are to show that those waitresses are girls. And so of course the waitresses with the blue ones are boys"
Red X made a face and she giggled at it. "Let me guess, you would have never guesses if I hadn't have told you, huh?" He shook his head at her. "This is why we always have to ask people if they've never been here before. We do have this information written by the entrance, but no one seems to be able to read. So, would you still like a table?"
Red X shrugged, if he wanted to figure this whole thing out, he might as well. "Yeah, sure."
"Alright!" Bubbles grabbed a menu and led him to a table near a window. "Would you like to special request a waitress? If you see one you like, just call them over to you and ask them to be your waitress. By the way, we refer to all of them as waitresses, even the boy ones, in case you were wondering. Okay, if you can't choose anyone since you're still new to all of this, then just call me back over and I'll serve you. Kay?" He nodded and she walked away.
'It doesn't make any sense; why would Robin come here secretly?' He checked his cell, it had been fifteen minutes since Robin had went in through the back. 'Maybe he just had to meet with someone here and left already.' Red sighed. 'Well, I'm already here…' He started to flip through the menu.
After a few minutes, he was choosing which waitress he wanted. Even the guy ones were tempting. Was that wrong?
"Amee! Oh, Amee? Amethyst, what's taking so long?" He heard someone shout into a back door.
"Coming! Sorry, sorry, it takes forever to get these things on." They she or he answered through the door. "Besides, I only got her like twenty minutes ago.
'Twenty minutes ago…?' Red wondered, and then checked his watch. The time seemed to match up. He waited for this person to come out.
He didn't have to wait long, the waitress emerged only half a minute later. They had short – yet longish for a boy- black hair, brushed down and straightened, it framed their face. They wore what looked like a light purple gypsy outfit, or something of the sort – the top had white frilly straps, and there were detached long, loose white sleeves with purple lacing, the bottom was a long purple skirt that was made to hang off the hips and give the impression of a more curved figure. A thin layer of an even lighter purple fabric hung around them, from the bottom of the top, to the start of the skirt – blurring the sight of their stomach. They also wore a purple and white ribbon/bow in the top, back of their hair.
Red looked to the right of the right of this person's chest and noted the blue ribbon that was pinned there. 'Well Damn… maybe this is the time in your life to start questioning your sexuality.'
Red called Bubbles over and asked her about the gypsy-dressed person.
"His nickname is 'Amethyst Eyes', Amee for short, because he always these purple colored contacts. He says they're for good luck, and so that people won't recognize him from his life, since this job is a secret." She told him.
'Well that sounds logical. But I doubt that a normal person would go so far as to wear different colored contacts in these cases. No, he'd wear the contacts for that reason, and, in case he was ever discovered, people still wouldn't know what color his eyes really are. I'm sure of it. I just need proof, besides the fact about the same time thing, and the same black hair, I need to be sure.' Red X thought this all over.
"Would you like to request him?" He was jerked out of his thoughts by Bubble's giddy voice.
"Yes, can I? Or would you ask… him."
"Of course! And you can refer to him, or any other males here, as female if you wish, most people do." She turned her attention to the raven haired waitress. "Amee darling, we have a newbie here who would love your company~"
'Amee' nodded and started walking towards them and Red X felt his heart beat speed up.
"Hello sir," he greeted. His voice was soft and took on a feminine sounding pitch. It must have taken a lot of practice. "My name is Amethyst Eyes. Would you like me as a waitress this evening?" He gave a small embarrassed smile.
'Well who could say 'no' to that?' And smiled back, "Yes, I would in fact."
The two talked for a bit, Red said that he was new to this place but thought it seemed nice. He also told 'Amee' that he was quite cute for a boy. 'Amee' smiled, and said that he was still kind of a newbie here himself but explained that he needed money for him and his dorm mates.
Eventually Red placed an order for an open roast beef sandwich and a coke, this place was expensive, but it was worth it right now.
As he waited for his order he watched 'Amee' take the orders of other people, not just food, sometimes they would request little skits, or want hugs, or pictures of the waitresses hugging each other, and such for extra money. 'People are sick; even if it is pretty hot.'
About half an hour later came his food. "*Pant* Here you go, I hope it is to your liking. *Pant*" He was tired from all of the running around. Before he could tell him to take a breather, another person called to 'Amee'.
"Curtain time in ten minutes, come on! Jay-Bird can fill in for you until then." They called.
'Amee' nodded and excused himself from Red X, then ran off into the back somewhere.
'Curtain call? I wonder what that's about.'
Ten minutes later the pink haired girl from before got on stage. "Hello everybody, Cupcake here, and via request by Mr. Mallor, our lovely little 'Amethyst Eyes' will be singing a song of his choosing. Amee, are you ready love?"
"Ready" he answered dutifully.
'No way!' Red thought, 'Sure, through practice someone could learn to talk in that kind of tone, but sing… Is that even possible? I mean, sure the guy who does Spongebob's voice can sing while he does the character voice, but that's so different! Isn't it?'
Music began to play, but then 'Amee' asked them to speed it up a bit more, 'They can do that?' and it did, 'I guess so.'
'Amee' had the microphone resting in his left, and a juicy red lollipop in his right. He tapped his foot to the beat until the opening died down, and he spoke the first part of the song.
I like the candy
I like the chocolate
The ice-cream is very good
But I just love my lollipop
He started to suck on the lollipop a bit, and then extracted it with a soft 'pop' before starting to sing, amazingly, still using the girl tone.
Because I´m delicious
When I lick, I lick my lollipop
I´m delicious when I drop
Drop it like that it´s hot
He strutted off stage and into the 'aisles' between the tables, moving his hips a bit.
When I walk in the club
Baby what you gonna do
Cuz´ all the boys they want me
All the girls they want me too
Cuz´ i´m delicious, I´m hot hot
I´m so delicious
Just like my lolli - lollipop
I´m delicious.
You know I´m hot
I´m so delicious
Just like my lolli - lollipop
Cuz´ i´m delicious
The music played and he danced and twirled around people's tables, his outfit flowing. Even coming up to a few clients (who eyed him with a steamy look in their eyes), and licked and sucked on the lollipop right in their faces, and then turned away quickly before they got any ideas.
Cuz´ i´m delicious
Cuz´ i´m delicious
I´m delicious when I lick
I lick my lollipop
I´m delicious when I drop
Drop it like it´s hot
When I walk in the club
Baby what you gonna do
Cuz´ all the boys they want me
All the girls they want me too
Cuz´ I´m delicious
I´m hot hot
I´m so delicious
Just like my lolli - lollipop
I´m delicious
You know I´m hot
I´m so delicious
Just like my lolli - lollipop
Cuz´ I´m delicious
Surprisingly he came up to Red's table and danced and sucked on his lollipop over there too. And everytime there came a 'pam' he would thrust his hips lightly with the word.
If you wanna see my
Pam pam param pampam
If you wanna feel my
Pam pam param pampam
If you wanna touch my
Pam pam param pampam
You just gotta lick my lolli - lollipop
If you wanna see my
Pam pam param pampam
If you wanna feel my
Pam pam param pampam
If you wanna touch my
Pam pam param pampam
You just gotta lick my lollï – lollipop
He started strutting back on to the stage as he sung the last 'pam's.
Pam pam param pampam
Pam pam param pampam
Pam pam param pampam
Pam pam param pampam
Pam pam param pampam
Pam pam param pampam
Pam pam param pampam
Pam pam param pampam
He ended the song by giving one last final lick to the candy and a wink to the crowd, then actually curtsying. (Have to keep the female illusion of course.)
Applause and whistles rang out for a good ten seconds before everything was relaxed once again.
Red X was still a little shocked, but knew that he could use this to his liking. He smirked at the thought.
After his time at the café was spent he gave one last goodbye to 'Amee' saying that he would like to come back soon and have him again. He went home and planned a jewelry heist for tomorrow, but made sure to stop at the candy store on the way home…
The next morning the Titans' alarm went off and showed it to be Red X robbing a Jewelry store. When they got there Red X was leaning against the wall, ruby bracelet in hand, bottom part of his mask off – revealing his mouth, sucking on a juicy red lollipop.
"Freeze," came the command. So different then the soft beautiful voice displayed yesterday, but there were still some similarities between them.
"Kids" he greeted in return.
"Um dude, shouldn't you be trying to get away or something?" Beast Boy asked. "And what's with the lollipop anyway?"
"What's wrong with the lollipop? I happen to love them. And I know at least one of you loves them too." He smirked.
Robin's heart skipped a beat, 'No, there is no way he could have found out. No one did. I'm sure I wasn't followed. I didn't see Red X anywhere.' He tried to convince himself.
"Red lollipops, red rubies, I love red. …But I think I'm started to like Amethyst too now." He said smoothly, waiting for Robin's reaction. It was instant, a blush formed over his face and he looked fear-struck. He knew it was definitely no coincidence. Red X knew about his job, and Red X was now sure that Robin was definitely 'Amee'.
In a sudden move Red X rushed through them and over to Robin and whispered in his ear, "I'll be seeing you later then, I have some red beauties for a certain purple-eyed waitress." He then teleported out.
He knew that Red X wanted a confrontation of some sort, but wanted Robin as 'Amee'. 'Oh man, this is gonna be black mail.'
Red X wanted a little bit more though.
That evening Red X returned to "Your Fantasy" and immediately requested Amethyst Eyes. He waited at a table for his arrival.
Robin, or Amee, came half an hour later. He was dressed in a light blue and white school girl's uniform – White top, blue vest, checkered blue and white skirt, and a darker blue bow, and knee high white socks with blue slip-ons. There were also two blue and white checkered ribbons in his hair, one on each side, as well.
He could tell that Robin was nervous and embarrassed now that he was aware that Red X, even if he wasn't in his costume, knew this was him. X said nothing, but thrust a paper bag at him and motioned for him to sit. He did, and looked in the bag. He was surprised to find the ruby bracelet from yesterday. He didn't think that Red actually meant a surprise, surprise.
'What is his game?' Robin thought to himself.
"I could blackmail you, ya know…" Red X said suddenly. "But what real good would that do? U'd probably hunt down any proof that I had, destroy it, and quit your job here. And, I don't want that."
'Huh? What is he-' Robin's thoughts were cut off as Red continued.
"I like the way you look like this is all honesty. Not just because the idea is funny and it sure as hell is, but, you're quite attractive. And if anything I'll blackmail you to stop you from quitting here."
'I'm confused, what does he want then?' Robin felt a headache coming on.
"I want you, I guess it's basically be, a date. With you dressed like that. Not here, but around the city, just you and me. Not as enemies, not as client and waitress, but you and me. I know this is weird, but it's your fault in the first place.
"You made me attracted to you, so now you have to deal with the consequences."
Red X smirked and Robin was confused but knew that he had to make this deal. He didn't want anyone knowing about this job, even if he quit it. And besides, it's not like he hasn't had a date with worse. Kitten immediately popped into his head. 'Well, at least Red X would be better company then her, I'm sure.'
"Alright, deal."
Red X smirked and Robin still blushed because this whole thing was still very awkward. Red X stayed and ordered food just like the last visit. Thus, Robin wasn't as composed in his waitress role as usual, but he got through it.
Before he left, Red X told him that he'd meet him outside the café entrance at three o'clock on Saturday. He also told him to wear a cosplay and hold a red lolliop, just to be sure that it was him.
Robin nodded and watched Red X leave.
'This is trouble.'
Well, a date then. Sorry I'm not more creative. -_-" Any Suggestions for what happens on their date? Review Please! :)