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N- Name. When the female shifter opened her eyes after three days of being unconscious, Carlisle asked her a series of questions such as who the president of the United States was and what year it happened to be. When he came to what was probably the easiest question out of them all, Leah just looked at him blankly.

"Do you remember your name?" The vampire doctor coaxed in a soothing tone. He did not want to frighten her any more than she already was.

The Quilette female looked at her reflection in the mirror which was hanging on the wall. No recognition filled her eyes when she finally set eyes on her face for the first time since her accident. "I think the right question would be why don't I know my name?"

O- Oxford. When it was time for Emmett to go to college yet again he wanted his fiancé to go with him. For the last forty eight hours he had been naming off different colleges even though his heart was set on Oxford. It was one of the only colleges he had never attended in his long life.

Leah groaned in aggravation. "Why are you so adamant about going to college anyways? I thought you hated anything you could consider as learning? Plus why do I have to go to college?"

Emmett grinned and wrapped his arms around her waist. "Because if I have to suffer then you are going to suffer with me. Carlisle says that as long as his kids live under his roof we have to better our education."

P- Poor. The biggest Cullen never thought of Leah Clearwater as poor until he had been walking in Forks when he heard a group of teens talking about her family. Apparently they had met her at First Beach and when she had gone in to a rant about the white man taking their land (because she would do something like that. She could bitch about anything. She truly had a gift.) they decided the best way to get back at her would be by badmouthing her behind her back.

Emmett narrowed his eyes while making his way over to the crowd. "I couldn't help, but overhear your conversation about my fiancé. I just wanted to give you some friendly advice that if I ever hear you utter another bad word about my girl I will be forced to break each and every bone in your body one at a time. That is all I wanted to say so have a good day."

He waved cheerfully before walking away. Leah and her family may not be wealthy, but money was not always everything. She had more class than any of those wannabes at Forks high school. With a skip in his step the animal eating vampire whistled while walking away. A death threat always put him in a good mood.

Q- Questions. When the female shape shifter finally did wake up from her coma she had a million questions to ask. Emmett was happy to answer them all in the hopes it would help her. She had asked him if they were dating, who the blond woman everyone kept talking about had been, why the blond left, why her body temperature was so high, and why everyone did their best to keep her from getting angry. Those were only a few of the questions she asked and Emmett had asked one in return.

"Do you think that if you don't regain your memory that you could learn to love me again?" He asked taking one of her smaller hands in both of his.

R- Remember. The entire Cullen family did what they could to jog Leah's memory. They answered her questions and showed her pictures of her past, yet nothing seemed to be working. Well nothing had been working until one day around three weeks after her accident she opened her eyes and spoke two words. It was the two words everyone had been waiting to hear.

"I remember."

S- Sore. Her entire body ached from a night of celebrating the return of her memories. They had gone out to a club and then came home and had lots of private rated R fun. Still she would not take back anything she had even though she was a walking bruise. You had to love vampires and their strength it makes for an interesting night.

T- Tulip. For her wedding day the Quilette she-wolf had wanted something special. She did not want to carry roses or carnations because everyone did that. So instead of the usual flowers you would see the bride carrying she went with tulips since they had always been her favorite.

U- Urge. Being around Leah Clearwater caused Emmett to have many different urges. When she was being bitchy he had the urge to scream. When she was hyper he had the urge to use electrical tape and stick her to the wall like a shifter version of bubble gum. When she was sad he wanted to find whatever or whoever caused her sadness and destroy them so he would not have to risk it happening again. Yes, Leah Clearwater caused many different urges in her vegetarian vampire.

V- Visit. "Why do we have to visit the Volturi?" She asked from her position of hanging upside down by her knees in a tree watching her husband hunt.

"Because you promised Aro we would visit after the wedding if he and the rest of the Volturi stayed away during the wedding." Emmett replied as he drained the life out of a grizzly bear.

Leah sighed crossed her arms over her chest as she started to swing back and forth. "Can't we just tell him we are still on our honeymoon?"

Emmett dropped the bear's body to the ground before turning to look at her. "Babe we have been on our honeymoon for six months. I am not sure how much longer we can use that line."

W- Wine. "Ew! You lied!" Emmett accused spitting the red liquid all over the table. "You told me red wine would taste like blood. Why would you do that to me?"

She burst out laughing holding her stomach during her fit of laughter. "Why wouldn't I do it? You are way too easy to play practical jokes on."

X- Xerox. The first time the new couple got caught in a no clothes situation they had been in Carlisle's study with Leah sitting on the Xerox machine. Nobody in the Cullen household could look at the machine the same after that. It was not long after that Edward cornered the pair and told them his piano was forever off limits and a few hours after that Esme and Carlisle had a list of places they were not allowed to be alone together. They had to sign a contract and everything because none of the Cullen's wanted to take the chance of it happening again.

Y- Yale. It ended up that the she-wolf and Hulk like vampire attended Yale. Leah was going to be a photo journalist and Emmett a doctor. He had never pursued that before, but Leah convinced him to give it a try. She had told him that if he got his medical degree she would be willing to play naughty nurse. How could you say no to an offer like that?

Z- Zen. The russet skinned female sat in the middle of the room she shared with Emmett with her legs crossed and arms resting on her thighs. Her breathing was steady and even. When she heard the door open she did not open her eyes.

"Leah?" Emmett snapped his fingers in front of her face. "Leah is this some sort of kinky game I do not know the rules of? If so then could you please explain?"

One brown eye opened to glare at him. "Shut it lard butt I am trying to find my inner Zen."

THE END!

AN: Here is the second half of the ABC Guide To Emmett And Leah. Let me know if you liked it or not. Also, who would you like to see next? I know someone wants Charlie/Leah, but I have to think about that one before I write it. Anyways let me know if you have ideas. Oh for people who were wondering what happened to Rosalie she left for unknown reasons. You can make up your own reasons as to why she is not around.

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