If I Die Young

by L.L.Wayne

Ahkmenrah was the guardian of the tablet. But his father would never leave him all by himself after Ahk's death. A servant was chosen, one close to Ahkmenrah, to be reincarnated and protect the young Pharaoh in all of their lives. This is the story of why they were never there.

2. When it's not worth dying for?

Chapter 2: When it's not worth dying for?

"Hey, Hey, We are a hurricane! Drop our anchors in the storm! Hey, they will never be the same, a fire in a flask to keep us warm. Cause they know, I know That they don't look like me. Oh, they know, I know That they don't sound like me." - Hurricane by Panic! at the Disco

Insert NATM3: SOTT (but I'm too lazy to actually type all of that into a story)

*Starts right after Larry explains to Lancelot why he's "alive"*

"Hello Frog!" Lancelot said, cocking his head and crossing his eyes. "You're real!"

Ahkmenrah, very obviously, was trying not to laugh. He and Teddy were behind Lancelot and Larry. As they walked passed the stairway, a voice rang out. "You are looking rather pale, my old friend. I can help with that, you know."

Ahk stopped dead in his tracks. He slowly turned to the stairs, a look of vague hope on his face. His eyes lit up when he caught sight of the teenaged girl on the top of the stairs. He held onto the sides of his robe, pulling them up, as he ran up the stairs. He ran into the girl, taking her into his arms. She returned his enthusiastic hug. "I have missed you, my dear." he murmured.

When he released her from his embrace, she was holding the tablet. She examined it, brushing her fingers down the corroded half of it. "Is this why you came?" she asked with an amused expression on her face. "The solution is a simple one, but I believe you would appreciate the visit to your ab (Egyptian for father) and omm (Egyptian for mother). Would you not?"

Larry, Lancelot, Teddy, Attila, Sacagawea, and Nicky, whom had all walked up the stairs in a confused stupor, stood awkwardly at the top of the stairs behind Ahkmenrah and the girl. Ahkmenrah turned to his friends and, noticing their confused expressions, said "My friends! I would like to introduce you to my oldest friend Nereida."

"Actually, it's Natalie now." she said with a glint of humor in her eyes.

Ahk looked a little disconcerted for a moment before a glint of humor appeared in his eyes. "Does this make you younger than me now?"

Natalie rolled her eyes and mocked glared at him, before saying (1) "اللعنة عليك، أنت مزعج

القرف قليلا.!"

Ahk raised his eyebrows. "What is wrong (2) رضيع?"

"Even though I have been reincarnated 24 times since we last saw each other, I am still 2 years older than you. (3) الألم في مؤخرتي."

Suddenly, the tablet begins to glow, corroding even further. Ahk's eyes widen, and he began gasping, before going crashing to the ground. Before he could hit the ground, Natalie grabbed him, cradling him from behind, and gently laid him on the ground. The glowing stopped and Ahk was able to catch his breath and sit up. "Come." she said with a worried expression. "We must hurry."

(1)- Fuck you, you annoying little shit

(2)- infant

(3)- pain in my ass