LITHUANIA POV:
Toris walked through the sea of people, because of his frail stature, he was accidently knocked into a locker or two. Nobody ever turned back and apologised. Not that Toris noticed, heck he didn't even notice being pushed into a locker. He felt like he was being consumed by sadness, like it was gnawing away at his brain cells, and had now moved onto his muscles, making it an effort to get out of bed in the mornings.
Roderich played the piano in the music room INSTEAD of going to class while Toris trudged through the halls. Roderich was playing "Mad World" to get the real depressing vibe going. Toris looked around at all the people. They were either laughing or smiling or plotting revenge, having a gay ole' times(a/n: GAY USED 2 MEAN HAPPY SO DONT SNICKER! DID U NOT WATCH THE FLINTSTONES AS A KIDDLY WINK).
Toris thought of all the ways he could die in this very hallway. He could jump out the window beside him, run headfirst into the locker door that was open, lick the floor, or eat one of Romano's last wine gums because everybody knows that Romano absolutely loves wine gums he always has them but he never shares and Toris was thinking of eating the nicest wine gum like a red one or a black one to really piss Romano off that would defitinly(how the frick do u spell this word?!) be a good way to get killed.
Toris entered Mr. Wang's Math Class and sat down. Mr Wang pushed his way into the room, pushing away his adoring fans because everybody loves Mr. Wang, people would go math 4 him.
mr wang looked at his patetic class and sighed deeply. this was gonna be a long day
"rite class SETTLE THE FUC DOWN AS I CALL OUT THE ROLE"
nobody was even talking bc everybody was captiv8ed by mr wangs eyes but mr wang just likes 2 put on a show for his students
"okay,,,, francis?"
"ICI!" francis said in French because hes so pretentious istg
"roderich?"
"no hes not here hes playin the piano like the dork he is"
"kiku Honda civic"
"here"
"gilbert"
"YE" gilbert said instead of here because he was 2 cool 4 school
"arhtur?"
"here... mr penis"
everybody went 2 look at Arthur, who was decked out in aviator shades, a leather jacket with spikes on it and skinny jeans. he had his feet on the next and leant backwards smirkiN. he had a fayke cigarette in his mout h like u kno those sweets i forget the names but they look like chalk and ud always pretend to be smoking when u had 1 but ye he was smokin that.
mr wang glared Arthur and said "wtf arhtur that is old as mr romulous's wrinkly balls like do u honestly think ur being cool andorignal like I KNOW MY NAME IS WANG u imbecile, go back 2 ur nerd ways Arthur i will not have try hards in class"
everybody applauded mr wang clapping so hard tino fell 2 the ground and kissed mr wangs feet, tears of joy streamed down feliks eyes. everybody h8ed arhtur man FUCK that guy.
arhtur ran out of the classroom in embarrassment sobbing andf crying. he ran into the bathroom and ran the tap and took off his shades. mascara ran down his cheeks and he attempted 2 punch the mirror but he was such a wimp and there wasn't even a crack. he threw the cold water on his face and washed away all the amke up he had on bc francis said that would get him all the bois but it didn't it just got him LAUGHER
but then sumthing dawned on arhtur... he wa sbeauitufl just he way he waz he didn't haqve 2 be cool he just had 2 be himself. just like mr wang sed he had to go back 2 his nerdy ways god bless mr wang and his inspirational speeches
instead of cryin at the4 mirror Arthur was no smiling like this :))))))))))))))))))))) he was just so happy, he threw the leather jacket in the bin and got changed form his black skinny genes 2 his norml nerdy clacks. he spalsahsed another dose of cold water on his face for good luck and got it on his pants so it looked like he wet himself but Arthur just simpley did not care at all. he left the bathroom whistling while everybody stared. roderich was still playin piano INSTEAD OF ATTENDING CLASS WTF and he was playing a happy beat on the piano and Arthur skiped back 2 mr wangs math class where he hoped to be greeted w/ open arms but he wasn't nobody even looked at him but he knew everybody greeted him with open aqrms in his head. aww how sweet
after mr wangs math class kiku left the class immeditaltyy. he had to find a way to beat the dumb polsish blond, polish more liek NAIL POLISH hahaha sick burn. kiku started 2 sniff the air and he got on all fours. he scurried around the school looking4 somewhere to get more math abilities and pls his dad after all
he smelt a smelly smell of smelly smells by the bike sheds. he crawled over 2 the smell and there was a man who was 420 BLAQZIN IT RIGHT BEFORE HIS VEE4YR EYES. the guy had jedward hair because he thought that made him look cool instead but it made him look like a gay incestuous twin basically
the guy called ned(but everybody calle d him jed becus of his JEDward hair) looked at kiku. "u want sum weed". kiku asked "will it make me good at math". jed said "it helps u look inside urself" which was a good enough answer for kiku because inside kiku he was MATH. kiku said "ye roll me aq joint playa" he had never used that language before he knew he should not have bought gta 5. je drooled him a fat ass joint and gave it to kiku
"wow" sed kiku
TO BE CONTINUED
will kiku become a druggie? will toris ever be happy? will roderich stop bein such a fucken nerd? find out next time on YOU'VE GOT TIME!
hetalia and all the characters in this story (c) hidekaz himaryua
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