Title: Keith and the Country Getaway (almost)
Author: Freddy's-Life aka Suzi's deputy
Genre: General/Comedy
Rating: R
Summary: : Keith, Suzi, Becca, Charlotte and Wifery set off on a journey to St John's in the vale but somehow they end up at Hogwarts. Watch out for Charlotte she wants to get around!!!!
Disclaimer: I own nothing for JKR's books or Keith Starbright, so don't sue me.
Several weeks after the brat pack arrived at Hogwarts everything was crazy. Voldie was dead, Dumbledore and Charlotte were married and doing things which shouldn't be mentioned in front of adults, Keith and Ginny were wrapped up in their own world, Ron and Hermione got a clue, Luna and Neville were sneaking into cupboards, Wifery and Draco were doing things which shouldn't be known about and Suzi, Becca and Harry were left all alone.
Charlotte started getting randy, so she set off in search for Pansy Parkinson, her someone different. On her way she met Greg Slater and said "You'll do." So they disappeared off into a cupboard. Suzi, Becca and Harry discovered a spell that would send them all back in time. So they wrote down the whole gang's names and said the spell and they went back in time to meet the Marauders.
"Who the hell are you?" asked James Potter when they arrived. Becca giggled hysterically whilst muttering something about sugar cubes. Suzi poked her in the back and Becca glared at her. Charlotte and Greg appeared in the room looking as though they had been up to something. Greg's muff was everywhere.
Lily Evans started to yell at James for no reason, so Sirius and Remus (I don't like Peter so I'm leaving him out) and the gang sneaked off to the room of requirement where most people started snogging until James arrived.
Becca and Suzi did a kind of war dance which involved leaping around the room shouting "We're in the DA room!" Then Charlotte joined in as they sang the sugar song. Greg and Charlotte started snogging again so Becca, who was feeling pissed off, snogged Harry.
They stopped snogging and Becca turned away looking embarrassed and turning bright red. Sirius, Remus, James, Harry, Ron, Becca and Suzi left the others to be sexual in peace and left the room. They went to the forbidden forest and James and Sirius helped Harry, Ron, Becca and Suzi to become animagi.
"What animal do you want to be?" asked James.
"A two toed sloth," said Suzi.
"A bunny wabbit," said Becca.
"A stag," said Harry.
"A lizard," said Ron.
"Ok," said Sirius.
So, the four new marauders transformed into their animals, then when they turned back Suzi snogged Sirius.
Suddenly, Dave the monkey appeared in the forest shouting for wifery. Becca pinched Harry's wand and stunned the monkey and promptly began to sing 'Dave' then Suzi joined in.
Later, when they were back in the castle the brat pack was reunited. Keith Starbright told the others all about his adventure with Ginny.
/I
Keith and Ginny ran through the corridor to the Astronomy tower, but they got lost and ended up in the dungeons. They were looking for a quiet place to snog when they heard noises in Snape's office. Bravely, Keith opened the door and was scarred for life. Ginny screamed. Snape and McGonagall were lying naked on the desk. Keith slammed the door shut and sprinted away down the corridor trying to scratch out his eyes.
IEnd of flashback/I
Becca looked as though she was thinking hard, which was unusual for her and Suzi thought she was up to something, which she was. When Keith had finished retelling the story, she got up and shaved Greg's muff off. Then she laughed maniacally.
"Trevor won't be happy," said Suzi.
"I know," said Becca. "But I am."
Then Freddy jumped out of Charlotte's mobile and began to dance randomly. Suddenly everyone was transported back to the future and they landed in the Gryffindor common room. Charlotte went to talk to Dumbledore leaving Greg looking depressed (ha ha the bastard!). Neville and Luna were stood snogging in a corner so everyone except Becca, Suzi and Harry started snogging again.
Becca and Suzi decide to turn everyone except themselves green, so they do, then everyone chases them to the top of the highest tower, but then they jump of and spring back up for the trampoline which was conveniently placed where they landed. Becca pulled out her machine gun and prepared to strafe everyone...
Will there be a sequel? Won't there be a sequel? Who knows?
666
Becca OXO
Author: Freddy's-Life aka Suzi's deputy
Genre: General/Comedy
Rating: R
Summary: : Keith, Suzi, Becca, Charlotte and Wifery set off on a journey to St John's in the vale but somehow they end up at Hogwarts. Watch out for Charlotte she wants to get around!!!!
Disclaimer: I own nothing for JKR's books or Keith Starbright, so don't sue me.
Several weeks after the brat pack arrived at Hogwarts everything was crazy. Voldie was dead, Dumbledore and Charlotte were married and doing things which shouldn't be mentioned in front of adults, Keith and Ginny were wrapped up in their own world, Ron and Hermione got a clue, Luna and Neville were sneaking into cupboards, Wifery and Draco were doing things which shouldn't be known about and Suzi, Becca and Harry were left all alone.
Charlotte started getting randy, so she set off in search for Pansy Parkinson, her someone different. On her way she met Greg Slater and said "You'll do." So they disappeared off into a cupboard. Suzi, Becca and Harry discovered a spell that would send them all back in time. So they wrote down the whole gang's names and said the spell and they went back in time to meet the Marauders.
"Who the hell are you?" asked James Potter when they arrived. Becca giggled hysterically whilst muttering something about sugar cubes. Suzi poked her in the back and Becca glared at her. Charlotte and Greg appeared in the room looking as though they had been up to something. Greg's muff was everywhere.
Lily Evans started to yell at James for no reason, so Sirius and Remus (I don't like Peter so I'm leaving him out) and the gang sneaked off to the room of requirement where most people started snogging until James arrived.
Becca and Suzi did a kind of war dance which involved leaping around the room shouting "We're in the DA room!" Then Charlotte joined in as they sang the sugar song. Greg and Charlotte started snogging again so Becca, who was feeling pissed off, snogged Harry.
They stopped snogging and Becca turned away looking embarrassed and turning bright red. Sirius, Remus, James, Harry, Ron, Becca and Suzi left the others to be sexual in peace and left the room. They went to the forbidden forest and James and Sirius helped Harry, Ron, Becca and Suzi to become animagi.
"What animal do you want to be?" asked James.
"A two toed sloth," said Suzi.
"A bunny wabbit," said Becca.
"A stag," said Harry.
"A lizard," said Ron.
"Ok," said Sirius.
So, the four new marauders transformed into their animals, then when they turned back Suzi snogged Sirius.
Suddenly, Dave the monkey appeared in the forest shouting for wifery. Becca pinched Harry's wand and stunned the monkey and promptly began to sing 'Dave' then Suzi joined in.
Later, when they were back in the castle the brat pack was reunited. Keith Starbright told the others all about his adventure with Ginny.
/I
Keith and Ginny ran through the corridor to the Astronomy tower, but they got lost and ended up in the dungeons. They were looking for a quiet place to snog when they heard noises in Snape's office. Bravely, Keith opened the door and was scarred for life. Ginny screamed. Snape and McGonagall were lying naked on the desk. Keith slammed the door shut and sprinted away down the corridor trying to scratch out his eyes.
IEnd of flashback/I
Becca looked as though she was thinking hard, which was unusual for her and Suzi thought she was up to something, which she was. When Keith had finished retelling the story, she got up and shaved Greg's muff off. Then she laughed maniacally.
"Trevor won't be happy," said Suzi.
"I know," said Becca. "But I am."
Then Freddy jumped out of Charlotte's mobile and began to dance randomly. Suddenly everyone was transported back to the future and they landed in the Gryffindor common room. Charlotte went to talk to Dumbledore leaving Greg looking depressed (ha ha the bastard!). Neville and Luna were stood snogging in a corner so everyone except Becca, Suzi and Harry started snogging again.
Becca and Suzi decide to turn everyone except themselves green, so they do, then everyone chases them to the top of the highest tower, but then they jump of and spring back up for the trampoline which was conveniently placed where they landed. Becca pulled out her machine gun and prepared to strafe everyone...
Will there be a sequel? Won't there be a sequel? Who knows?
666
Becca OXO