Voyager Chapter 2: mister muffin thief, a naruto fanfic

Revised and edited...with love =)

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The Completely Awesome Super Secret Diary But Written In A Notebook Instead (Vol.6)

This Notebook Belongs To: Ino Yamanaka, Sakura Haruno and Hinata Hyuuga.

If found, please return immediately.

To-Do List

(By Hinata – Thinking Whilst Writing)

Find the owner of the strange LG Voyager phone (Scary crap)

2. Go bungee jumping. (For the twenty-third time)

3. Call my cousin (And explain why we never went to the backstage T-T)

4. Buy a new Notebook (Seven Pages left!)

5. Pay the electricity bills.

MY ONE AND ONLY TRUE LOVE – SHIKAMARU NARA (By Ino)

Why? Because he's hot! Especially during the concert when he winked at me (or probably the slutty bitch behind me who wouldn't stop pulling my long, beautiful, blond, silky hair.)

Sun, March 25 – 09:58 AM

Three days until the 'big day' AKA my eighteenth birthday and no, I was not expecting a birthday party or something. Hinata and Ino were still asleep so I decided to take a walk, with the LG Voyager phone with me. Who knows, maybe I might bump into the rightful owner. I grabbed my purse, my white coat and my red scarf then a piece of paper with a pen.

Went to Starbucks then might go to the mall

I'll be back before noon.

-Sakura

I taped the note by the coat hanger as I walked outside, closing the door behind me. Boy, Sunday morning sure is freezing. I walked along the sidewalk and smiled as I saw a little boy with a pink balloon giving it to a girl who was crouching on the floor, crying. The whole scene reminded me of my early childhood, me crouching on the floor crying and a little boy in front of me giving me a piece of candy. Though I can't seem to remember who the boy was. All I remember was his raven hair and onyx eyes.

I crossed the road then walked towards Starbucks, pushing the glass door open. The smell of sweet coffee and freshly baked cookies filled my nose as I walked towards the counter.

Voyager

#.x by BilliamTheKid

II: mister muffin thief.

"Welcome to Starbucks! How may I help you!" The cashier cheerfully greeted, giving me a cheesy grin.

"I'll have Caramel Hot Chocolate with two double chocolate chip cookies and a chocolate muffin please."

The cashier typed something on the counter then a teenage boy gave me my order. "That would be four-ninety five please."

I gave her the money then sat down on an empty table by the window with my order. My message tone went off as I took my phone out of my purse then read the message.

From: Ino

To: Sakura

why didn't you wake me up!? t wanted to go to Starbucks T-T

From: Sakura

To: Ino

because i didn't want to disturb your beauty sleep. =)

From: Ino

To: Sakura

you dun leik meh T-T

From: Sakura

To: Ino

shurrup. ;P

From: Ino

To: Sakura

make me. at least i'm not the one that's turning old in three days.

From: Sakura

To: Ino

fyi, i'm not old! you better pay the apartment rent by friday or else the landlord will kick us out.

From: Ino

To: Sakura

yes. mom. :)

I grunted at the last text message Ino sent me then put my phone own on the table. I took the other phone out of my purse then started examining it, reading the writing over and over again. I turned the phone on and was surprised to see one hundred and seventeen missed calls, thirty-seven voice mails and twenty-four text messages from 'Dobe'. Whoa, this guy is seriously desperate to have his phone back. I opened one of the text messages and quetly read it out loud.

'answer the phone, dammit!

if you don't, meet me at starbucks in market st at quarter past ten, sharp. sit on the table by the window so i know who you are.'

My eyes widened as I checked the time, which said ten-fourteen. I quickly swallowed the whole of my hot chocolate then stuffed the cookies in my purse. The phone began ringing with the caller ID 'Dobe'.

"Hello?"

"I know what you look like. Pink hair, big green eyes. Stay on the table until I arrive."

"How would I know what you like?"

A man wearing a black 'Sharingan' hooded jacket and big dark sunglasses sat across me, creeping me out. He was holding a phone by his ear, "Found you," he smirked, ending the call.

"So, you're the one that's been calling last night." I spoke as the man grabbed the muffin off of the table. "Hey, that's mine! You jerk!"

"Not anymore." He replied as he took a bite from MY muffin. "Give me the phone back."

"Not unless you buy me a new muffin!" I grunted, stuffing the phone in my purse. "Muffin thief!"

I stood up, walking away from the table. "Come back here." he called out.

I looked back at him, grinning. "I rather not! Goodbye, strange and mysterious person."

A clumsy, tall costumer holding a mug of hot black coffee accidentally nudge Sasuke, constantly spilling the coffee on his right shoulder and knocking his sunglasses of. "Shit." he muttered as he picked his sunglasses up.

I teenage girl stood up, "Hey! I know you!" she squealed.

I froze when I saw the 'strange and mysterious' person's face, which happened to be the one and only, Sasuke Uchiha. "What the..." I whispered.

"Oh my god! It's Sasuke Uchiha!"

The people in the coffee shop crowded around him, asking for a picture and a photograph. Sasuke stood there, his expression mixed with anger and annoyance. He glanced at me, mouthing 'Help.' as more and more fans pulled him in a hug.

I sighed as I ran towards the crowd, grabbing the Uchiha's hand. "Run!" I yelled as the two of us ran outside the coffee shop with a huge mob after us.

I pulled Sasuke behind an old warehouse as we took deep breaths. "Thanks..." the Uchiha breathed.

He clutched on his right shoulder tightly as he gasped in pain.

"Here," I handed him the phone, "Take it. It's no use."

I looked at his coffee-stained shoulder, "Are you okay? That coffee looked really hot."

"Don't worry...It's probably just a light burn or...something."

The Uchiha placed his shades back on. "Finally, I don't have to use Naruto's phone."

So 'Dobe' was Naruto? If only I wrote his phone number on the notebook! I'm so stupid.

"We should get you a bandage or something. The coffee kinda spilled on your neck too and it's turning...red-y purple." I shivered at the sight of Sasuke burn. "And don't bother saying 'No, don't worry' because that's not going to work."

I dragged Sasuke to the supermarket then grabbed a basket. "Why do you need a basket? I though we were only gonna buy bandages." Sasuke spoke, stuffing his hands inside his pockets.

"I'm also buying four packs of muffins." I stated, walking by the medical aisle. "So the 'muffin thief' wouldn't steal them anymore."

"Shut up. Do you not know who I am?"

"Yeah, Sasuke Uchiha, the rock star AKA Mr. Muffin Thief." I giggled.

* * *

Leaf Mart Super Market

Where Everything Is Low Price

7 Market St.

03/25 – 10:21 AM

Cashier For Today: Hana

Bandage 1 Pack – 0.75

Double Chocolate Chip Muffin – 1.37

Total – 4.86

* * *

Thank You For Shopping At Leaf Mart Super Market

"Here." I gave Sasuke the bandages. "That should be enough to cover your burn."

I dragged him towards the public toilets then stopped when Sasuke stopped. "What?" I questioned.

"I'm not going inside the Female toilets. I'm not a woman." Sasuke mumbled, crossing his arms.

"Quit being a baby! Let's go!"

"I'm. Not. Going. In. There."

"Why?" I moaned, pulling Sasuke with all my strength. "I'm sure the ladies wouldn't mind a rock star in there."

"Shut up." Sasuke grunted, looking away. "Why can't we go in the men's room instead."

"Because I'm not a man." I pointed, crossing my arms.

"Here's an idea, why don't you kids go to the disabled toilets instead of blocking the doorways!" I woman yelled from behind us.

Two long lines, each one directed to each room, were right in front of us, grunting. "Hurry up! My kid really needs to go!" A man shouted, holding onto a little boy who was shaking.

Sasuke scoffed a I dragged him in the disabled toilets.

What goons.

Sasuke unzipped hooded jacked and his top, revealing his well-toned abs. If Ino was here, she would faint and say she was in heaven. I helped him put the bandages on and froze every time my palms contacted with his skin, which always happens when I was securing the bandage.

I was far by the most happiest and luckiest girl in the planet. First, I found Sasuke's phone on the floor then we had a...not so great conversation. Now, we were alone inside an empty disabled toilets with Sasuke topless. "There, that should be tight enough." I said as Sasuke put his top and jacket back on.

Aw.

"Thanks." he replied as we walked outside the disable toilets.

We were both quiet for a few minutes until my message ring tone broke the silence.

To: Sakura

From: Ino

you better get me a cookie.

To: Ino

From: Sakura

yes. i got you TWO :P

To: Sakura

From: Ino

yay ^ ^

To: Ino

From: Sakura

you'll never guess who i'm with.

To: Sakura

From: Ino

orlando bloom? joking. let me guess, it's the creep that owns the phone.

To: Ino

From: Sakura

i wouldn't call him a creep.

To: Sakura

From: Ino

what do you mean?

To: Ino

From: Sakura

never mind. im running out of credit so buh bye ;)

"Not being 'nosy' or anything but who is this 'Ino' character?" Sasuke spoke, adjusting his sunglasses.

"The girl I knew since the day I was born AKA one of my best friends and my other roommate." I answered, smiling at the though of how Ino and I first met, which was in play school when everyone teased me because of the color of my hair and my large inhuman forehead (no more). Good times...

"Other?" Who knew Sasuke Uchiha the rock star AKA Mr. Muffin Thief could be so...'nosy'.

"Yeah, the other one is Hinata Hyuuga, whom I knew since the second grade."

"Hyuuga? Is she related to Neji Hyuuga?" Sasuke questioned as we passed an old abandoned house, which gave me the creeps.

"Yeah, we were suppose to meet you guys last night...but we kinda...I don't know, forgot?"

Sasuke couldn't help but let out a small chuckle. "You're pretty stupid. You do know those were the only backstage pases available."

Why would I need a backstage pass when I'm already talking to one of the members. It was so much better talking to Sasuke is real person than hear him sing in concert or the stereo.

"I am not stupid, Mr. Muffin Thief." I replied, putting my hood on as the wind blew harder.

"Shut up. You do know where we are, right?" Sasuke questioned, unaware of the surroundings, "Because, to be honest, I don't even know which way the tour bus is."

"This is why you should always bring a map," I stated, "I don't even know where your tour bus is parked."

I jumped in joy when I saw the amusement park a couple of blocks away. To be honest, it's been six years since the last time I've been to an amusement park. Sasuke glanced at me then at the amusement park. "Wanna go?"

"I would, but I didn't really bring any money and––"

"You honestly think you're paying?" Sasuke muttered as he dragged me across the road.

The line for the ticket booth and entrance was short (since it was only eleven o'clock in the morning). Sasuke walked towards the ticket booth, pulling his wallet out of his pocket.

"How may I help you...-you!? Y-y-y-y-you're...SASUKE UCHIHA!" The girl behind the booth squealed, "I am such a big fan of your music!"

Sasuke nodded, "Thanks. Can I have two tickets?"

"Certainly! You can have these tickets for free, since, your a VIP."

The Uchiha shrugged his head, slightly annoyed. "No, I'll pay. Just because I'm in a band you see in the music channel doesn't mean you can give me 'special treatment'. It's okay." The tone of his voice was rather...calm.

Celebrities do care about their fans, unlike others who just shrug them off when they ask for a picture or an autograph. The girl gave Sasuke the tickets, smiling. She glanced at me as her smile turned wider. "Are these for you and your girlfriend?"

"I'm not his girlfriend." I replied without hesitation, receiving a blank star from 'Mr. Muffin Thief'.

Mr. Muffin Thief, ha ha