Chapter 2- I Kissed a Boy and he screamed.

On the way home from Club 88 Hidan and Kakuzu were drunk out of there minds. Singing really gay songs.

"Oh for god sake will you shut up your driving me insane!" Kisame screamed

"How many vodka's did you drink?" Sasori asked

"To many" Itachi said in his cool, calm voice

Deidara was sitting in the back of the car staring out of the window, ignoring Hidan rant about Jashin. Itachi saw the blonde looked displeased with himself and tried cheering him up.

'What's wrong with you?" Itachi asked Deidara as he stroked his hair.

"Nothin' really just thinking, un" Deidara replied

"Come on at the club was fun, didn't you enjoy it?"

"I did a bit but she wasn't there so it wasn't that fun."

"I'm sure Yui will come next time. I'm make sure of it," Itachi grinned

Deidara looked at Itachi and kissed him on lips. Deidara put his arm round Itachi neck. Then they broke away. Only centimetres apart.

"Come on get a room!" Kisame said with disgust. Deidara blushed and looked away from Itachi.

"At least I have a boyfriend unlike you fish-stick" Itachi yelled back

"I'm not gay like you sickos."

"Oi! Been gay isn't sick its. . Its…. its" Deidara couldn't finished the sentence because he didn't know what to say.

"It's pissing me off now sit back and shut up, Itachi, Deidara save your make out session till we get home." Pain said

By the time they got home it was half-past three in the morning and Hidan was throwing up sick everywhere, god knows why his sick was blue.

Deidara opened the door to the house and for some bizarre reason the light were on. Itachi then walked passed him and one step on to the carpet he felt some thing. He dared himself to look down and saw blood all over the carpet splatted like someone had shot themselves.

"Holy shit." Kisame said

"I so anit cleanin that up" Deidara said

Kakuzu sniggered at Deidara remark and was the only one who found it funny which a surprise to everyone. Because he was the one paying for a new one. Then again he was drunk. He would have laughed if some one took all of his money.

"Isn't Tobi here I thought we told him to stay at home?" Konan asked

"That's what I thought." Pain said as he walked straight in to the house pushing Itachi out of the way he looked and the living room and saw blood all over the sofa and dragging marks on the floor.

"Everyone be on your guards and search the house for anybody if you find anything just yell." Pain said with out looking at anybody.

Everyone stepped carefully around the house looking at the steps they had taken. Deidara was the first one up the stairs he passed the pictures of the Akatsuki trip to Disney land with Tobi killing Pluto and Pain standing in the middle with his arms crossed glaring at camera. He reached the top of the landing he saw the blood again this time heading into his and Itachi room…

He gulped. Walking even more slower he was thinking of all the possibility of what was in his room. A mad man, a wild bear eating a mad man or a Godzilla eating a wild bear with a mad man in its mouth.

"No" He thought to himself. He stood at the door now. He took a deep breath he put his ear to the door to see if he could hear anything. Nothing. Just silence.

Now he was even more scared.

"M…M… Maybe I… I… should check the other room," He said to himself.

"You found anything yet?" Itachi said in a deep slow voice.

"FUCK HOLY SHIT YOU BASTARD I WANT TO KILL YOU UN!" Deidara screamed and yelled

Itachi laughed.

"Your face, ha"

"God don't you know any better then to scare a scared person! Un" Deidara said

Itachi walked closer to Deidara.

"Aww my poor Dei-Dei was scared!" Itachi said as he rapped his arms round him.

Deidara blushed. As his heart beat faster than ever. Because he was scared and that he was loving that Itachi arms where round him.

"Come. Lets open the door together, since it's my room as well" Itachi smoothly said he held Deidara shaking hand and placed it on the door handle. He twisted it. Deidara closed his eyes tightly and pushed the door open to a dark room. The room stank of blood. Deidara opened his eyes slightly.

"I…I…Itachi is that you" A girls voice said. The girl was on the bed lying down coved in blood she sat up with a strand of hair in her mouth. Deidara's eyes were wide open. The next thing they heard was a loud scream. And all went black.