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The voice caused Kidomaru to stop. His eyes looked into mine with fear in his eyes as if he knew who the owner of the threat.

"I said, get away from the girl." No later than three seconds, Kidomaru was ripped off the top of me and thrown over the counter, across the room, and landing with a loud 'thud'. I looked up at the boy who just saved me from getting raped.

He… was so beautiful there was heavenly lights behind him. I stood up and ran to him, and threw my arms around his neck as he put his hands around my waist. I looked into his eyes and he looked into mine. We both leaned in and shared the most passionate kiss-

Okay, okay so maybe I had exaggerate just a wheee bit.

Though here were the ceiling lights behind him that gave him that heavenly feel. And he was pretty hot. He had red hair and hazel eyes. Being the oh-so kind person he was, he turned around, never asked if I was alright, and then he walked away.

He walked away.

Something then inside me snapped.

Well… a better way to word it would be: Something then inside me erupted.

I ran, hopped on a table top, and grabbed the red-heads collar. "What the hell is your problem?" He just looked at me blankly. "Answer. The. Fucking. Question."

"I'd rather not be taken as a pervert by looking at you since you're not wearing a shirt." He said with as much emotion as his facial expression. I blushed at the truth in his words.

"Fuck yeah! Donuts and a show!" I looked up and saw a white haired guy surrounded with several other boys looking at me. I blushed a shade darker than the red-heads hair and jumped back over the counter top.

"Stupid, un." I looked over the counter and saw a blond haired girl wack the white haired boy. I mentally thanked her for doing that. "You scared her off and now we don't have a free peek!"

"Lesbian!" I shouted receiving a glare from the blond.

"I'm not a girl, un!" He glared at me.

"Well I see someone's still in denial." I stuck my tongue out at him. The rest of the blonde's friends laughed.

"Ah, I kinda like you, Pinky." A blue boy said while walking around the counter and patting me on the back. He resembled a shark. What the hell? That's kinda cool!

"Oh my jizz your blue!" The blue boy looked a bit shy when I, obviously, pointed that out while the rest of his group looked at me with faces that said 'Noo, really?'

"That's awesome!" And so I jumped in the guys arms, "I now claim you as my blue fishy man!" Everyone looked shocked.

"You mean… you're not freaked out by it?" My blue fishy man asked while still in shock. I replied by nodding enthusiastically and hugged him. When I finished hugging him I looked up and saw him turning purple. I felt a chill and remembered I was still in my pink, lacey bra…

"Oh, I kinda, sorta, maybe, perhaps need a shirt…" Then looked away awkwardly while playing with my fingers. A black jacket was shoved in my face. I grabbed it and looked at the jacket giver. He had green hair and was tan on one side of his body and paler on the other. "Oh my jizz, your pretty awesome looking too!" I got out of Blue Man's arms and slipped on the black, leather jacket that was a little big but comfortable nonetheless. "Ah, thank you!" And so I hugged him as well. "So, who are you guys exactly?"

A boy with an orange mask started to talk, "Well, helloo~! Tobi is the name and these are my friends: Itachi, Kisame, Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, and Zetsu!" He pointed at every member as he said their name. "And we are the Akatsuki!"

"TOBI, UN, YOU BAKA!" The blond haired she-man called 'Deidara' exclaimed as he struck the said boy.

"Okay, so now she knows who we are. Do we have to…?" Kisame my blue fishy man asked.

Itachi then answered his question, "Kill her? Of course." I jumped behind Kisame and Zetsu. "Their gonna kill me just for knowing their names? Who the hell are these people? And what's an 'Akatsuki'"

Seeing how I reacted, Zetsu decided to have a word in the say, "Why kill her if she can join? Did you not see how she grabbed Sasori, or how she wasn't repulsed by I nor Kisames' way of looking?" The Sasori guy was about to protest when I had cut him off, "Just because I probably massacred you're pride, Sasori, it doesn't mean you have a right to agree with having me murdered."

"Ah, that is true. Let's let her in. We needed another member anyways since we are an odd number." The rest of the group nodded in agreement.

"Eh? I'm lost." The Hidan guy let out an exasperated sigh.

"Okay, you," He pointed at me, "are now in our fucking awesome gang," He pointed at everyone in the group, including himself, "called Akatsuki." I nodded to say I now understood.

"So, anyways, you're in Dunkin' Donuts to buy something, right? What do you want?" I asked while walking behind the counter.

"Oh yeah! Tobi wants-"

As we all sat outside on the curb of the Dunkin' Donuts shop, seeing how my shift ended I closed the place, we talked about random things. I've actually come to like them all a lot.

"So, Pinky," Kisame started. He seemed to like to call me that. "How do you like the gang so far?"

"I wonder what mom and dad would think if they knew I was in a gang- MOM AND DAD! FUCK! If they found out they would be devastated! Their lil girl is actually in a gang." I hoped my face didn't look as horrified as my thoughts were. But with the looks on the gangs' faces I knew my hopes were useless.

"You still live with your parents, un?" Deidara laughed. "Don't you think you a little too old to still be with them, un?"

"I'm fourteen." Everyone spewed lattes' and donuts. Except Itachi, he held it in and choked.

"You're fucking what?"

"Fourteen, un?"

"How're you fourteen, Pinky?"

I gave them a confused look. "What we mean to say is," Hidan started, "HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU FOURTEEN? YOU'VE GOT A BODY OF A EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD!" I 'Ohhhed' at the fact.

I guess I did have some sort of figure going on. When I was twelve I was getting kind of chubby so I had worked out. I guess all the excess chub from before had created the curves I have now. If that makes any sense at all.

"Itachi, can we really have a fourteen year old in the gang, un?" Deidara asked as Itachi thought about it.

"Wait- How old are you guys?" I jumped off the curb and looked at them all.

"Seventeen." Sasori spoke.

"Ah, well I guess that's why I think they're all hot. They are older men." I thought as the fact of my new best friends are three years older. "Well, is it really that much of a problem if I'm three years younger?"

"Well, un, there's a minimum age limit. And you have to be at least sixteen because that's the age that you can move out of your parents home, un." Deidara said as he chugged the last of his latte slowly.

"Ah, I see…" I said while looking on the ground. I was so sad that I couldn't be apart of their gang. I had just met them not even thirty minutes ago but yet, since then I had begun to feel as if this was where I was meant to be all along. These boys might've been odd but there was something about them. Something that made me never want to leave them and always want to be apart of everything they did and never be left out.

But now it seemed as if we have just met and now we must part.

"Sakura," Hidan said, "We'll do everything possible to let you stay in the Akatsuki."

I didn't know what scared me the most.

Hidan not swearing or the fact that he actually sounded sincere.

Authors' Note: Hello everyone! I'm going to try to update this story frequently, but it's kind of hard since I am grounded til Monday. Oh well, and thank you for the story alerts, faves, and reviews. I love you all for it. I went to school feeling so happy that people actually liked this idea. So happy I laughed when I found out I sat through the wrong class twice, got lost, and went to the wrong lunch. LOL. I usually would've been embarrassed to the point of feeling like I had to faint. But I guess you guys gave me some sort of confidence boost. And I love you all for it. (: