As the Gaang settled into a table, Sokka looked around the food court hungrily.
"They've got everything here! Burgers, seafood, pizza, teriyaki, teriyaki burgers-"
"And sporks." Zuko spat out the last word.
Sokka seemed puzzled. "Yeah, so?"
"Sporks are the worst utensil ever created. By combining a spoon and a fork, they made something that doesn't work as either. They're a waste of plastic."
"I kind of like them..." Sokka said hesitantly.
Zuko immediately rose to his feet, and a nearby trashcan erupted into flames. "What?! What's there to like about them?! Their prongs are too short to pick anything up, and because they're not closed like spoons, liquids just drain out! And its people like you who keep them in cafeterias! If people weren't so uncaring, sporks would've been done away with a long time ago! But no! People are too scared to speak up, and say what a horrible waste they are!"
Katara rolled her eyes. "It's really not that big of a deal."
"Not that big of a deal? Not that big of a deal? This is a HUGE deal! This goes beyond sporks and their stupid design and ineffectiveness. This is about people being so cheap that they won't even give you a fork and spoon anymore! People not caring about the customer anymore! People being selfish! Man, it's a good thing all businesses aren't like this- oh, wait, they are!! And it all started with these little pieces of plastic," he picked up a spork, and then snapped it in half. "I hereby boycott this food court!" And with that, he stomped out.
Sokka pointed to a nearby concession counter. "Hey! Look! They have forks and spoons too!'
Katara slammed her head on the table.
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