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1. I will not turn Weasley into a weasel despite ferret jokes.

Today was a very boring day, thought Ron as he sat down for lunch, in fact the only interesting thing that happened today was when he had made Malfoy sprout ferret ears. He reminded himself to thank George for the spell during Christmas.

Harry sat down next to him, smirking. Ron couldn't help but laugh to himself. He knew Harry had a thing for ears and if that hickey on his neck didn't prove anything…

"Mate, you might want a scarf," Ron suggested, "Before Sirius notices anything." Harry blushed and looked up at the teacher's table to see Sirius and Snape in deep conversation. They were probably debating something random again like which is more popular the color blue or green like last week.

The two had become very close since Remus had died during the last war. The only reason Sirius hadn't killed himself after the death of his lover was thanks to Snape and that, as far as Harry was concerned, was a debt he could never repay to the ex-potions master.

"He won't notice," said Harry.

'Do you think they'll ever get together?" asked Ron as he watched his Headmaster and Transfiguration teacher chatter away.

"Hello, boys," smiled Hermione, leaning over and kissing Ron before grabbing an apple and biting it, "How are my ultimate to gossipers today?"

"We are not gossipers," pouted Ron.

"Yeah you are," pointed out Hermione.

"At least I have an excuse," smiled Harry

"And what's that?" asked Ron

"I'm gay."

The other two laughed as Harry put on a smug smile.

"So what were you two talking about?" asked Hermione.

"Snape and Sirius," answered Ron

"Oh, do think they'll ever get together?" asked Hermione taking another bite and pulling out her NEWTs potion book

"Not unless someone does something," sighed Harry, "Even if Sirius felt something, he would never make a move…something like betraying the memory of Remus or something."

Hermione sighed, "Yeah and Remus also wants Sirius to wallow in morning for the rest of his life," he rolled his eyes, "Funny that they're so good for each other."

"When I see them I think of me and Draco," said Harry with a sigh.

Ron nodded and took a sip of water from his goblet and turned to Harry agree when he felt a tightening in his throat. He gasped in surprise and wrapped his hands around his throat.

"Ron what's wrong?" cried Harry.

Ron made a gurgling noise and took a few gasps before promptly passing out.

…

Half hour later, found Ron waking up to a white ceiling. Stretching he swished his tail back and forth before craning his long neck to check out for any signs of danger…wait…his tail? Long neck?

Confused Ron tried to get out of bed only to tumble out and onto the hard floor. Scared he looked up only to see that he was only as tall as the bed leg. Confused he started to skitter around, finding it easier to walk on all fours.

"AW!" cooed a voice behind him and Ron turned to see Draco smiling down at him, his ears firmly attached to his white blond hair, "Ron you make such a cute weasel."

Ron growled at him.

"I knew you would make a good weasel, I knew it!"

"And I knew you were behind this, you owe me, Snape," said another voice and the two boys…I mean boy and weasel looked over to see Professor Black and Headmaster Snape standing in the door exchanging money.

"Really, Draco," sighed Snape, "You just had to get caught!" he groaned and handed Sirius the galleons.

Author Note:

I knew I promised to do this and I am so sorry it took so long, but I finally did it. I don't think it turned out as funny as it could of…but of well…

I like it because it adds a lot of background info so yeah…

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