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The students of Hogwarts from first year to seventh waited three weeks for another late night letter from Dumbledore with no results.
Then when they'd given up on another letter, the owls arrived in flocks dropped the letters on each and every student's bed.
Dear Students,
First off I'd like to say well done for following the rules in my previous letter and as a reward I am giving each house Fifty points.
Now as I said you've followed my previous rules, but somehow managed to create new ones.
16. Not allowed to give the Weasley twins ideas.
The twins have enough ideas of their own to cause trouble, they don't need help from anybody else.
17. Not allowed to leave class to go on a treasure hunt.
If you want to go on a treasure hunt do it on your own time.
18. No matter how many of you sign a petition Peeves will not be made a Professor.
I like Peeves I do, but he is not responsible enough to be a Professor.
19. It is inappropriate to tell the D.A.D.A Professor "The odds of you dying at the end of the year are high".
I find it difficult enough getting a Professor for D.A.D.A without you lot trying to scare Professors away.
20. Not allowed to blow up the potions classroom.
20a. Not allowed to tell Professor Snape to go to his "happy place" when he finds out you blew up his classroom.
21. Not allowed to tell Professor Trelawney you foresaw her death when haven't.
That was a very horrible thing to do to Sybil.
Although I don't know why she believed that all the bubble gum in the world was going to form into a dinosaur and eat her.
22. "No, you can't" is not to be taken as a challenge.
I have lost count at the amount stupidity I've seen because someone uttered those words.
23. Every student is forbidden from sending the Minster of Magic pictures of cheese.
I don't know why you've become obsessed with sending pictures of cheese to the Minster and I don't want to know.
24. The Golden Trio and the Weasley twins are forbidden from uttering the words "Green squirrels ate the popcorn" in front of Professor Flitwick.
For some reason Professor Flitwick goes pale every time those words are uttered.
I was going to ask why?, but then I thought it is probably something disturbing that will haunt me forever.
25. The Forbidden Forrest is not the place to hold a sleep over which is why you are not allowed to.
There are things in the Forrest that could kill you in half a second.
26. There has never been a student at Hogwarts called "Happy Fish Purple Monkey Ghost" and the constant instance that there was is beginning to become annoying.
I have checked the school records and records at the ministry.
There is no record of anyone in wizarding Great Britain person called "Happy Fish Purple Monkey Ghost".
27. Not allowed to use the excuse " I didn't do my homework because I was eating pizza with the Giant Squid".
I know for a fact the Giant Squid dislikes pizza.
28. Not allowed to redecorate any part of Hogwarts especially if it involves using tomatoes and eggs.
It took forever even with magic to get the Ravenclaw common room clean.
29. When a sign says "Do not enter under pain of death" it means you shouldn't enter that place.
It was lucky that Six headed bear had just eaten or the Weasley twins and Mister Jordan would've become a meal.
30. Not allowed to fill the Quidditch pitch with Jelly and Ice cream.
It must of cost a fortune to get that much Jelly and Ice Cream.
I looked forward to writing my next letter.
Sincerely Albus Dumbledore
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