Robotnik's crazy scheme.
Chapter 2
Robotnik paced around his new lair, a bed and breakfast stationed by the outskirts of Spring yard zone. "Who named this place anyway?" Questioned Robotnik as he threw his arms above his head.
"Hirokazu Yasuhara" answered Scratch.
"Gesundheit" Said the stupid genius.
"No he really did.." Stated Scratch.
"And I don't care." Replied Robotnik.
"Timing!" Cried Coconuts as he jumped into the room. "This place is great Robotnik! There is only one toilet to clean!" He finished.
"Indeed." Commented the genius. "Now, if I want to stop that pesky fox I need a plan. A plan so evil it would stop that fox for good." He monolouged.
"Let's sabotage his plane!" Suggested Scratch.
"Or better yet! We could put a bomb in his flying thingy!" Added Grounder.
"Yeah! Yeah! Fox Flambé!" Laughed Coconuts.
"Nincombots! That would never work!" Yelled Robotnik, then he picked up Scratch and hit him against Grounder, who then crashed into Coconuts. Sending them all tumbling out of the room and onto the balcony. "Hmmm.. I think I've got it." Stated the villainous villain.
"An idea?" Asked Scratch.
"NO! A craving for delicious McDonald's hamburgers!" Yelled Robotnik, the force of the yell shaking the balcony loose and resulting in it crashing to the ground. "Now get me some burgers or i'll turn you into paperclips!" He yelled.
"The big ones or the little ones?" Asked Grounder stupidly.
"GET TO IT!" Yelled the pudgy proffesor.
"Okay okay.." Replied Grounder as he quickly started following the other two robots.
"Now where was I, ohyes. Inside this bed and breakfast. Now what was I talking about, ohyes, a plan to get rid of tails. Hmm.. I'll think about it after I eat, and then get some shopping done. Ahahahahaha!" He laughed as the camera panned away from him and out the window to the robots who were walking away. Fade to black.
Fade in. To a night scene of Sonic lying on a couch watching tv. His face and other objects in the room lit up by the flashing of the screen.
"Well?" Spoke a voice from behind him.
"Well what?" He replied.
"Aren't you going to thank me for saving you or anything?" Asked the fox.
"I could've escaped by myself." Replied the hedgehog, he proceeded to put his feet up on a nearby coffee table.
The fox growled softly as he witnessed a pair of dirt-ridden sneakers place themselves on his once clean table. He forced himself to keep his composure. "And how might you have escaped?" Asked the fox through clenched teeth.
"Somehow, I always do." Replied Sonic.
"Yeah, with my help!" Spat the fox. His namesakes flicking around angrily.
"Not always." Spoke Sonic as he got up to face his accuser.
"Ohyeah? Name one time you escaped without my help!" Ordered the fox.
"Uh.. Let me see.. There was that time, with the thing, when it.." His voice trailed off into silence. "Yeahhh.. Thanks.." He finished as he hung his head and he promptly un crossed his fingers too.
"Good, now that that's cleared up, do you want me to get you anything?" Asked Tails.
"Well, what I would really like right now..." Spoke sonic as he started to scuff his foot on the ground.
"Yeah.." Whispered the fox as he walked slowly towards the hedgehog.
"Well, umm.. It-Its.." Stuttered the hedgehog as he looked up slightly.
"Yeah.." Whispered tails as he placed his arms on the hedgehog's shoulders.
"Well.." Said sonic seductively as he stated to stroke behind the fox's ears.
Tails pushed his body up to sonic's and he looked up into the others eyes and wrapped his tails around the back of the hedgehog's legs.
Sonic whispered into Tail's ear. "Hot, steamy, delicious.."
"Oh yeah.." Whispered the fox as a shiver went down his spine.
Mcdonald's hamburgers..." Finished the hedgehog.
"WHAT! Well.. Okay. Only because we have no food in the house." Spoke the fox.
Suddenly a bright flash lit up the room.
"Thooper!" Said a freckled teenager, he lowered his camera from the window.
"Oh dear god." Mumbled Tails as he lowered his head in shame.
"Phthey'l pay loadth fer thisth!" spoke the lisp ridden teenager as he ran off into the darkness.
"Burgers?" Asked Sonic, seemingly oblivious to what had just happened.
"Fine.." Said the fox as he promply left.
Fade to black, with the sound of another camera shutter sound, ending with Tails yelling "goddamnit!"
Fade in. To a scene of the 3 dumbbots walking down a moonlight street, towards a large neon yellow M sign in the distance.
"What does Dr Robotnik like again?" Asked Coconuts
"Oh ho. He likes everything." Answered Scratch in a exasperated tone of voice.
"Yeah, once he made me bring a wheelbarrow, and that was just for chicken nuggets!" Commented Grounder.
"That's nothing! Once he made me ride a elephant to pull the shipping container that was full of burgers!" Added Scratch. "Woohoohoo!" Cried Scratch as he was suddenly knocked down to the ground. He picked himself up off the ground and looked for the cause of his fall.
"Owth! Tthat hurth!" Spoke the teenager as he rubbed his head.
Scrath picked the teenager up off the ground. "Watch were you're going you little punk!" He spoke.
"Heyth! Puth me downth! And youh! Puth down my camera!" Shouted the teenager as he squirmed under Scratch's grasp.
"Hey look Scratch! Its Tails and Sonic!" Spoke Grounder as he lifted up the camera and examined the LCD screen.
"Where? We weren't tryna hurt the kid! Just don't hurt me!" Squarked the robot chicken as he dropped the kid and held his arms in front of his face.
"No Scratch! On the camera." Declared Grounder.
"Lemme see that! bolt brain!" Spoke Scratch. Insulting Grounder so he could feel better about his cowardlyness. "Hey! Are they doing what I think they're doing?"
"Yeah! Yeah! Looks like sonic has got a fox fixation!" Joked Coconuts.
"We had better get this to Dr Robotnik!" Suggested Scratch.
"After burgers." Added Grounder.
"After burgers." They all said as they remembered what happened last time Robotnik failed to get his burgers. Scratch deposited the camera into Grounders chest compartment.
The camera panned 180' to reveal a fox on the other side of the darkened street.
"I'd better keep away from those metal morons or they might try to attack me." Monolouged the fox. He took flight and flew off towards the big neon M.
He landed outside the building and walked in. He dodged the people with the mops that always seem to be in the way, and then he safely made his way to the counter.
"4 mcburgerthings!" Gasped the fox to the stereotypical fast food clerk.
"Do you want flies with that?" Asked the clerk. After he had put the burgers in the oversized paper bag.
"Flies?" Questioned Tails.
"The bug zapper is broken, and when the flies land on the food, the preservatives in the food instantly place the class B, or lower, creature into a state of suspended animation." Answered the clerk.
"No flies then, thanks." Said the fox.
"One second." Spoke the clerk as he took the bag away, he removed the burgers from the paper bag and took them out of their polystyrene boxes, and scraped them off with a spatula. He promptly brought them back.
"Why did you take my burgers away?" Asked the fox.
"Quality control." Replied the assistant.
Tails paid and left, he skipped down the sidewalk carrying the bag at his side. When he suddenly saw the 3 robots walking toward him, he quickly twirled his tails together, making them look like one, folded he's ears down and pulled a section of fur over his face.
From the other end of the spectrum, the 3 robots quickly swapped heads, with Scratch's head going on coconut's body, and with Grounder's head going on Scratch's body. The robot monkey simply tossed his head lopsidedly onto Grounder's body.
The two parties whistled nervously as they passed each other.
The robots walked into the building while in their odd state of disrepair.
"Everything you got!" Declared Scratch.
"With flies or without?"
Fade out. Fade in to show Sonic lying on the couch flicking through channels, with the door of the house behind him. The door opened. Revealing Tails.
"I'm back Sonic." Declared the fox as he strolled through the door.
"Great, I'm so hungry I could eat a fox." Joked the hedgehog.
"Don't be stupid sonic, you're a herbivore, with the occasional insect. hedgehogs don't eat meat." Spoke the fox as he tossed the bag onto the coffee table.
"If I can't eat meat then how can I eat these burgers?" Jeered the blue hedgehog as he took a bite out of the food as if to prove a point. He looked at Tails while a piece of mayonnaise coated lettuce hung out his mouth.
"You do know that the packet the burger came in probably contains more meat than the burger you are eating?" Asked Tails as he sat down next to the blue hedgehog.
"I guess. Tastes good though." He replied.
"Oh Sonic you are so... Random, at times.." Commented the kitsune.
"Thank you." Said the hedgehog.
Tails shimmied over towards the hedgehog, rested against his shoulder and then he closed his eyes.
"Heh." Chortled Sonic as he then proceeded to drape his arm around Tail's neck. He moved it a bit further and grabbed the fox's wallet that was lying next to him. "Heh." He laughed again.
End of chapter 2.
Wow. If the original plot for this story was a drive to chicago, then I think I just flew to the moon. One of my longer chapters, I think. Review! If you made it this far it won't hurt to click the review button. Thanks.