Disclaimer:

1. I don't own Kazahaya or Himura. Although I wish I did.

2. If you don't like shonen-ai, go off and cry in your waffles… or cookies… or… you get the point

3. I have a hamster named Yuki

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"Himura!" Kazahaya cried out.

Rikuo turned around and frowned, "What? You don't have to yell so early in the morning."

Kazahaya pointed at the glasses neatly placed on Rikuo's nose "What the hell are you wearing?!"

Rikuo cocked an eyebrow and gestured to his glasses "Oh… these? Don't you remember? I wore these when we pretended to be students." He smirked "Makes me look smarter don't they?"

Kazahaya cringed "Agh! Don't remind me!"

Rikuo chuckled "I still think you looked rather attractive in a bride's dress. I believe some others would agree with me."

Kazahaya shot a glare at him "Don't even mention that ever again. Anyways, what should we be wearing? I really don't want to be wearing a suit. Do you think we'll be ok in casual clothing?"

Rikuo shrugged "I don't think it matters. Either way you'll edible in either, but probably more in casual than formal." He said with smirk on his face, obviously having great joy in torturing poor Kazahaya.

Kazahaya chose to ignore Rikuo and head straight to his room to change. He soon came out wearing a black sleeveless shirt with a neat dark green pattern on it and pair of faded jeans secured with a belt. He wore a black wrist band and a few beaded bracelets. Nothing fancy, casual all the way. He despised wearing suits, it made him feel stiff and it didn't suit him.

Rikuo glanced up from the newspaper in front of him, smirking once more. Kazahaya gulped and prepared himself for whatever he was about to say. When Rikuo smirks, he probably is about to say something smart. "You might want to get a lawyer Kazahaya. Someone will probably try to rape you while you're there. Regardless of the fact you're a teacher."

Kazahaya blushed and snarled at him "Shut up."

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Kazahaya strode down the unfamiliar hallways of the new school. It wasn't anything fancy; it was like any other regular high school. 'So… Math class, huh? How boring. I've always hated math.' He thought to himself in distaste. He also began to wonder what class Rikuo might have been stuck with.

He stopped at a doorway and looked up at the sign above it. 'Yup, this is the room.' He slowly opened the door and peered in. Class had already started; the teacher was just doing the attendance. He walked in and closed the door behind him. He was given odd glances, but he didn't blame them. He looked rather young and he wasn't wearing a uniform. He walked over to the teacher and handed him a note. After looking at it, the teacher simply nodded and smile "My name is Ryuzaki Ichinose. Nice to meet you."

Kazahaya smiled nervously "Uh… yeah. Nice to meet you, R-Ryuzaki-san." He bowed slightly before turning towards the class.

The teacher gestured towards Kazahaya "This is the new assistant teacher, Kazahaya Kudo." Some murmurs spread over around the classroom and giggles. The giggles weren't a bad sign… well not really. They just meant that some thought Kazahaya was cute. Wait, scratch that. It was a bad sign.

Kazahaya bowed, still wearing the goofy smile of his "Please take good care of me."

Ryuzaki looked over to Kazahaya and handed him a textbook "Could you please write down this question on the board while I go organize some things?"

Kazahaya nodded and obediently took the book. He picked up the piece of chalk and sighed 'This is going to be a long day…'

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Kazahaya walked down the hallway, which was very uncomfortable since he was given glances by almost every female he passed by, as well as some males. He could hear giggles and whispers like something along "Have you seen the new teachers? He's one of them!" or "The new teacher is so cute! He looks a bit girlish!" He believed nothing could make his day any worse. How wrong he was.

He felt something jerk him back; he tried his best to regain his balance but failed and ended up stumbling back. He felt his body spin a bit and then the impact of his back against the wall. "Ouch…"

"Looking stunning as usual, Kazahaya." He could hear before thinking 'Oh no… somebody has got to hate me up there.'

Kazahaya opened his eyes and frowned at Rikuo who had successfully trapped him "Oh. It's you Himura." He felt like screaming once he heard excited shrieks and the clicking of camera phones. Why did he have to do something like that in a hallway anyways? The answer is simple. To utterly humiliate Kazahaya. 'Must… resist… urge… to… KILL HIM.'

"Now, now. Don't need to be so angry. I simple wanted to have a moment with you before lunch break ends." Rikuo said smugly, a smile growing on his face.

"A moment…" Kazahaya said in an irritated tone "Like as in molesting me? You also choose to do this in a hallway, shows how dignified you are. Sorry, but I don't remember started associating myself with perverts like you."

"You might not remember..." Rikuo lifted Kazahaya's face upward so they faced each other. This gesture could be taken the wrong way. They looked like they were about to make-out in the hallways. That is… if Kazahaya didn't kick Rikuo where it hurts first. "You might not remember but I do."

Kazahaya growled and clenched his fist "What do you want, Himura? Seriously."

Rikuo shrugged "Eh, nothing. Have you found anything about the book?"

"No. Nothing. Nada. Zilch. Can I go now?"

"Nope. Now since we're here and we're in such a position why don't we-?"

Kazahaya was ready to punch the guy in the face but instead ended up shoving him away and whacking him on the head "Bastard! Go to hell!" He yelled at him before stomping off.

Rikuo rubbed his head and adjusted his glasses as he watched him storm off. He smirked and chuckled 'He's so easy to tease.'

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Kazahaya stopped mid-step and began to go back a few steps. He turned his head slightly to come in view of a door with a sign above it reading 'Library'. He shrugged, his job may not be that easy but it could never hurt to check the library for answers.

He opened the door and walked inside, there were virtually no people in there. If there was, he just didn't see them. He wandered about for a bit, not knowing where to start first. He chose any random section and began to stare up at the shelves. There were no other math classes right after lunch so he had extra time off, might as well not let it go to waste. He folded his arms and sighed. 'Yup… a long day…'

He practically jumped out of his skin as someone tapped him on the shoulder. He turned around to see who it was. He let out an air of relief to see it was just the librarian. He hadn't noticed him earlier so it was quite a shock for him. The librarian was quite young; he was about Kazahaya's age and only a bit taller than he was. His hair was black and seemed to get in the way of one of his eyes, despite the fact; you could distinctly see that he was wearing glasses. The librarian seemed a bit surprised from Kazahaya's sudden reaction. He grinned "Sorry. You just seemed a bit lost. Is there something in particular you're looking for?"

"Ah… no… well… sort of… yes." Kazahaya groaned mentally from sounding indecisive and like an idiot. "Yes I am but… I don't think it's here."

The librarian raised an eyebrow "What's it called? You won't know until you try."

"To be honest… I really don't know. I just know what it looks like." Kazahaya let out a nervous laugh "Sorry to waste your time."

"If you ever think of what it is, you can tell me." The librarian's grin grew wider and he pointed at the desk by the corner "I'll be there most of the time, if I'm not you can just wait until I get there. Anyways, you don't happen to be one of the new teacher's assistants? I'm the head librarian here, my name is Yamato Shiro. Your name is…?"

"Oh! My name is Kazahaya Kudo. Nice to meet you and yes, I'm one of the new workers here. How'd you guess?"

"Well, you're not wearing the uniform for one and I had heard that the new worker was… cute." Shiro let out a small laugh.

Kazahaya almost cringed from what he had said. He was worried about other things he might have heard "Did you hear anything… else?" He asked out of curiosity.

Shiro thought for a moment "Um… no. I don't think so. Why?"

"No… no reason, I was just wondering." Kazahaya said with a smile 'Good. I thought they might have said I was… gay, or something. No thanks to that no good Rikuo. Always trying humiliate! Doesn't that guy have anything better to do? Wait, stupid question. Of course he does, he just gets more entertainment out of me.'

Kazahaya looked up at the clock "Well anyways, I have to go. I'll see you around." He turned and waved to Shiro before leaving the library.

Shiro smirked and folded his arms "Yeah. See you around, Kudo."

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O-M -G:O That Shiro guy seems awfully suspicious! -shifty eyes-

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