Gai's Final Plan to Defeat Kakashi

(I don't own the rights to Naruto)

Chapter Two

Gai dashed frantically from tree to tree. He could not see straight in his frustration. He had to find a way to beat Kakashi.

*BAM*

Gai smashed head first into a giant billboard. He was dazed on the ground for a few minutes. He opened his eyes and slowly the billboard came into focus.

"Welcome to Tanzaku Town, come gamble away your life savings" The sign read.

"Tanzaku Town" Gai mumbled to himself. "With all the casinos and games of chance in that town, there has to be something I can beat Kakashi in".

He jumped up quickly and ran into town. As he did the trees around him began to rustle.

"Tanzaku Town….. How nostalgic" Orochimaru hissed. "I believe it is almost time to bestow upon you my gift, dumb beast of Konoha".

Gai stood in the main district of Tanzaku town. All around him were lights and booths set up. Each one had either food or a game of chance. He knew for a fact that somewhere here was something he could beat Kakashi in.

"YOU THERE, MAN IN TIGHT GREEN PANTS, YOU WANT PLAY GAME?" a strange man sitting at a booth called to Gai.

"I am sorry sir, are you referring to me?" Gai asked politely.

"NO, I SPEAK TO OTHER MAN WITH OVERLY TIGHT GREEN PANTS; OF COURSE I SPEAK TO YOU, COME PLAY GAME, GAME FUN." The man screamed at Gai.

"Might as well" Gai thought. He would have to look into each booth, one by one, to find something good enough to stump Kakashi. "Very well strange man, what is this game of yours?"

"GAME EASY PLAY, SIT DOWN NOW"

Gai sat down in front of the booth. There were many strange bottles sitting around. They were all unlabeled and each had strange colored liquid in them.

"THIS HOW PLAYS GAME, THERE ARE 10 BOTTLES, 6 BOTTLES HAVE LAXATIVE, 4 BOTTLES HAVE JUICE, YOU PICK BOTTLE, YOU DRINK BOTTLE, YOU NO GET LAXATIVE, YOU WIN, YOU DO GET LAXATIVE, YOU LOOSE……. BAD." The strange man grinned.

Gai thought about it. This game could work out. There would be no way with his Sharingan eye that Kakashi could figure out which bottle had the laxative. With this being the case, how would Gai be able to know? He decided that since his physique was so much better than Kakashi's he would be strong enough to handle any laxative.

"ALRIGHT, LET MY FIREY PASSION LEAD ME TO THE RIGHT BOTTLE" Gai yelled boisterously. He grabbed a random bottle and downed the liquid inside. He slammed the bottle down and smiled. "HAHAHA, KAKASHI WON'T BE ABLE TO BEAT ME IN THIS"

"Sorry tight pants" the strange man grinned. "You lose, you lose bad. I'd get to doctor if I you".

"Why should I see a doctor I feel ……" before Gai could finish his sentence his stomach roared like a thousand lions.

"BATHROOOOOOOM" Gai wailed as he plowed through half of Tanzaku Town. He was running desperately and didn't notice the building in front of him.

*BAM*

Gai went bursting through the side of the building. Little did he know that he had just smashed his way into....

"Waaaaaaaaaaa" a number of female shrieks could be heard. "PERVERT IN THE BATH HOUSE"

Gai looked up to see countless semi nude angry women staring at him. He couldn't stop to apologize for soon a building of a different kind was going to break. He tried to run off and burst through another wall.

"What in the world? Why is this man breaking into the Men's bath house for?" a number of angry male voices could be heard.

"HE IS A PERVERT GET HIM" the women chasing after Gai screamed.

"He peeked at our women?" the men of Tanzaku Town were in a rage and began pursuit of Gai.

"I'M SORRY, I HAVE A DAM BREAKING" Gai wailed as he ran about Tanzaku Town. As he ran desperately trying to find a bathroom, halve of Tanzaku Town chased after him in rage. Finally, Gai saw a sign that had to be sent from heaven.

"Tanzaku Town public restroom" the sign read.

"PARADISE AT LAST" Gai bellowed happily. He ran up and pulled on the handle to the restroom but, it did not budge. He pulled with all his might but, no movement whatsoever. To his dismay he looked up and read 'Insert five dollars to use restrooms".

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT" Gai roared. He reached all around his jumpsuit and realized a critical problem, he did not have any pockets. As his panic reached a pinnacle the large mob of Tanzaku Town caught up to him.

"There is the pervert, let's show him what we do to perverts in Tanzaku Town" the mob roared in semi- unison. As they took a step towards him they were all brought to their knees by a deafening roar. As they covered their ears, Gai hunched over in pain.

"THERE IS NO MORE TIME. I MUST DO THIS" Gai yelled at the top of his lungs. "THE SIXTH GATE, THE GATE OF JOY, OPPPPPENNNNNNNN" Gai's body turned dark red and powerful chakra was being released from all over his body. He grabbed onto the handle of the bathroom and ripped it clear off its hinges. He ran inside and…..

Authors note: Content has been removed due to no one really wanting to know these details, you may continue enjoying this story. That is all.

The mob quickly dissipated. As the people of Tanzaku Town returned to their lives, the strange man whose game caused this trauma giggled. "Wow, he really lose bad. I LOVE MY JOB"

Gai began to walk about town again, resuming his task of trying to find a way to beat Kakashi. Each way he turned he was greeted with only dirty looks. A few booths closed as soon as he walked by.

"Rough town" Gai thought to himself. "I need some air".

He walked around town trying to find his way out but got horribly lost.

"Someone has to be able to give me directions" Gai thought to himself.

He stumbled upon a small stand next to a path selling drinks and tickets of some sort.

"Excuse me, how do I get out of town? I need to get some air" Gai asked the man running the stand.

"Air is it you want, eh stranger?" the man asked. "Why not visit the ruins of Tanzaku Castle? It has the highest elevation in Tanzaku Town, plenty of air there".

"Tanzaku Castle… That does sound nice. How do I get there?" Gai asked.

Without saying a word the man pointed to the path beside him and Gai took off down it. The man pushed his glasses up with his middle finger. The light reflected off his glasses hiding his eyes.

"He is on his way Lord Orochimaru" Kabuto whispered.

Gai walked about the ruins of Tanzaku Castle. The rubble was piled high and the remnants of a vicious battle could be seen.

"How could someone do this?" he asked quietly to himself.

"HAHAHAHAHA, perhaps I could tell you?" Gai heard hissing from behind him. His eyes widened and as he turned he punched as hard as he could. Orochimaru nimbly dodged the attack and slithered back a few feet.

"Now now, that isn't nice to do when someone is trying to talk to you" Orochimaru sneered.

"I have nothing to say to you Orochimaru . I will defeat you before you can advance on Konoha. THE SEVENTH GATE……."

"Kakashi wouldn't have to push himself so hard to fight me" Orochimaru said with an evil grin.

"WHAT" Gai roared.

"You heard me, if he was unable to stop me from taking Sasuke, what hope does his dumb little lackey have?" Orochimaru taunted.

"I AM STRONGER THAN KAKASHI" Gai boasted loudly.

"Then why can't you beat him?" Orochimaru questioned. As he did Gai's posture slumped and his face now wore a grim expression. "Kakashi is perhaps the strongest Jounin in the leaf village. It is not unnatural to feel inadequate next to him. However, I can help you. I can give you a way to beat Kakashi.

"You can?" Gai's voice quivered and he looked up at Orochimaru. "I will do anything to beat Kakashi".

"Good, then use this" Orochimaru presented Gai with a box. Gai opened the box and his face lit up with excitement. The box contained……..

Chapter two end

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