Disclaimer: I don't own House, or Pokemon.
House walked into Cuddy's office rather bored. Cabin hobbled in behind him, having quickly developed a loyalty to the human who had saved his life.
Glimmer, Cuddy's Espeon that lay curled beside her desk, looked up in interest.
"Okay" House grumbled, "Why can't I save my Patient's life this time?"
"Because you could kill them in the process!" said Cuddy, before she spotted Cabin. "What is that?"
"An Umbreon, duh. His name is Cabin. "
Glimmer stood and took a few steps forward, curious.
"Espe?"
"Ooh look, a new lady friend" House smirked. "Say hi, Cabin."
The Pokemon shook his head, turning around and sitting with his back to Glimmer. He didn't like other Eevee-lutions, always competing with each other to see who was the best. This trait was slightly less prevalent in females, but it didn't matter to Cabin. He had always preferred his own company, even as an Eevee. His new human seemed to understand this, being much the same way himself.
Glimmer however, did not. With a huff, she turned and padded back to her place beside the desk, tail in the air.
"Ta-da!" announced House, pulling a sheet from his Motorbike.
For the second time in as many weeks, Wilson stared in disbelief.
"You got a side-car."
"Mm-hmm."
"For your Pokemon."
"Yup."
"That doesn't seem a little excessive?"
"Cabin doesn't like Pokeballs" House shrugged.
"Bre!" Cabin agreed.
Rusty rolled his eyes, earning himself a small cuff over the head by the Umbreon. Cabin had learned to tolerate the Vulpix's presence since their Masters spent so much time together, but sometimes, the other Pokemon still got on his nerves.
"Oh, look at the time" said House, glancing at his non-existent watch. "Wouldn't want to be late." He climbed on the bike, while Cabin hopped into the side-car. "Oh, don't forget this!" House popped a small helmet on Cabin's head.
"You got it a helmet too?" said Wilson incredulously.
The bike zoomed off down the street.
"Bye, Wilson!"