Week 2: Day 8
"Okay everyone this HoH competition is Most Likely To Everyone will answer questions regarding the cliques. If you get the question right you stay in the game. If you answer wrong you're eliminated." Brittany informs everyone.
Santana walks up to Brittany to get her good luck kiss before the competition starts. Everyone else is getting themselves mentally ready especially Quinn who is determined to beat Santana. Spencer and Emily are waiting behind the Athletes podium watching the interaction between their married roommates.
"You going to be rotting for me?" Santana shyly asks.
"Of course babe, I only ever rot for you." Brittany smiles kissing her not knowing why she is suddenly being all self conscious around her. "You know I'm glad that you're doing this instead of me."
"Yeah well, like you said I'm the brains, you're the bran." Santana whispers kissing her one last time before heading over to her podium.
"They are a strange couple." Emily whispers, in Spencer's ear.
"I know, but to have a chance to win we have to play nice with them." Spencer whispers before the game starts.
Brittany pulls out a stack of questions and read the first one to the Populars, Quinn.
"What clique would think tripping someone with brown ugly shoes was cool?" Brittany asks.
"The Bullies," Quinn answers correctly.
The next five people to go all somehow manage to answer wrong. Blaine thought that the Brains would run around a track which made Santana laugh. Dave, Jessie, Mike and Jacob all get answers wrong too though there's weren't nearly as bad as Blaine's wrong answer. When Santana comes up Brittany flashes her a huge smile.
"What clique would the Populars be most likely to date?" Brittany asks her knowing Santana has this in the bag.
"Athletes," Santana smiles blowing Brittany a kiss after all they did belong to both groups back at McKinley.
The next few rounds slowly everyone begins to fall until only Quinn and Santana are left.
"You're going down Q!" Santana teases.
"Hell no I'm not!" Quinn teases back.
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"It's black and red?" Spencer questions as they all walk into Santana's HoH room.
Quinn had given Santana a run for her money, but ultimately lost as Santana is just freakishly good at answering the damn questions. Quinn couldn't believe that she had lost and had almost lost her breakfast when she saw Brittany and Santana. Who had decided that they need to be practically having sex in front of everyone to celebrate Santana's win even though nothing would change for them.
"Of course it's black and red they are my favorite colors." Santana snaps at her still upset at what she said earlier.
"San are you sure that this isn't your room?" Brittany asks for the fourth time since they had come in.
"Yes B, I'm sure." Santana reassures her rubbing circles on her back lovingly.
"Well Santana, I have to say that if this is what your actual room looks like. I have to say I'm impressed with how clean and nest it is." Rachel says as Quinn laughs.
"Really, you do know Santana right. So how the hell do you not know that she's practically OCD with her room being clean." Quinn laughs as they all leave, but Jessie and Mike.
Brittany turns to face Jessie cocking her head to the side wondering why he is still here.
"Um, you should leave." Brittany finally says.
"Whatever blondie, this isn't your room. I need to talk to my teammate." Jessie says pushing pass Brittany.
"That's not a good idea," Mike quietly offers. He has only stayed cause he saw that Jessie wasn't leaving and he protects the girls whenever he can especially his bud Brittany.
Jessie ignores his warning and walks towards Santana. "So I have some ideas of who to get rid of."
"Fuck! What are you still doing here? I don't like when someone tries to perve on my girl." Santana growls motioning for Mike to get rid of him.
"Told you," Mike chuckles as he leads Jessie out, shutting the door behind him.
"Now let's see what I was about to do." Brittany seductively whispers, shoving Santana on the bed.
"Hmm, I think I like this," Santana moans into the kiss as Brittany gropes her boobs.
"House guests to the living room right now please."
"Fuck and I was about to fucking get some." Santana shouts falling back on the bed as Brittany giggled pulling them up.
"Come on San," Brittany says pulling her all the way down to the living room.
Once everyone is seated in the room they are all shocked when Jordan Lloyd comes in.
"Surprise everyone, I'm here for the Have or Have Not competition." Jordan says smiling as many people get up to hug her. "So I have some good news and some bad news. What would you like to hear first?" she asks.
"The good news duh." Santana meanly says filing her nails or at least trying as Brittany has a hold of her arm and is bouncing up and down. Sometimes Santana has a hard time looking like a badass around Brittany, her wife is just too sweet.
"Well we're not having the Have or Have Not competition instead we will be holding a competition that everyone will compete in and the last two standing will get to watch a special screening of Twilight: Breaking Dawn part two." Jordan informs them. "The bad news is the two winners will pick who is a Have Not."
Whispers fill the room as Jordan leads them out to the back yard.
"Okay this the How in Love are They competition, where you must answer questions about the person you are in love with." Jordan tells them as they all sit in their designate spots.
"Fuck!" all the McKinley contestants shout.
"We might as well give. There is no way in hell that we can beat the fucking love birds over there." Quinn groans flipping her hand over towards Brittany and Santana who are currently seeing who can get their tongue farther down the other's throat.
"Okay let's start with Santana. What is Brittany's two favorite thing to do?" Jordan barely gets it out before Santana answers.
"Making Lady Babies and dancing." Santana answers quickly so she can go back to making out with her wife. Jordan is about to say something, but Quinn, Rachel, Blaine and Mike all motion for her to stop. They'd prefer to keep Satan calm for as long as possible even if they might stand a chance of winning if they could get her angry.
"Okay, yes that's right now Brittany, what's Santana favorite pas-" Jordan is cut off by Brittany.
"Getting our mack on." Brittany answers quickly.
"Yes, wait I didn't even finish." Jordan says looking confused as did just about everyone else.
"That's the obvious answer to most things that would be asked duh." Brittany says before diving back in.
Surprising after the first round only Rachel, Blaine and of course Brittany and Santana are left. Apparently not many people know that much about their significant others. Although Jacob had to answer questions about his mother as he didn't have a significant other.
"Okay this is round two and we are starting with Blaine. What piece of clothing does Kurt value the most?" Jordan asks.
"Um...his scarf?" Blaine answers unsure.
"Nope sorry wrong, it's his hippo brooch." Jordan tells him while Kurt glares at Blaine because it's obvious that his hippo brooch is his most valued accessory. "Now Rachel it's your turn. Who does Finn think is the best in the sack?" she asks trying to hold back a giggle causing Santana to break her kiss with Brittany to look up.
"Me?" Rachel says frowning.
"Nope sorry he actually said he declined to answer." Jordan says.
"She'll answer right anyway, just give it to them." Quinn says pointing to Brittany and Santana who had gone back to making out.
"Okay you two win. Now before you go watch your movie you have to decide which clique will be the Have Nots." Jordan tells them feeling like this group is beyond weird and she can't wait to get back to her normal life with Jeff and forget these weirdoes.
"Athletes," Santana says quickly and Brittany nods never one to argue with her wife.
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"She's fucking out to get me." Dave sighs flopping down on the Have Not bed.
"No, I think that had to do with me pissing her off the other day." Spencer says dreading having to live like this for a week.
"I feel sorry for Brittany for having to put up with her." Emily says sitting next to Dave.
"Don't that girl is more driven to win than Santana," Dave says shaking his head at the lack of knowledge these two have on the unbeatable pair. "Plus without Brittany no one would be able to put up with Satan or Snix as she likes to call her angry side.
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Day 9
"Sanny do you think there will be Dots?" Brittany asks pulling Santana into the screening room.
"Yes honey, I'm sure that there is." Santana tells her as she lets of her hand to grab the basket of Dot boxes. "See I told you." she chuckles at how cute her wife is being as she puts the basket next to the couch and spreads out across it.
"You coming over here or are you just going to stand there." Brittany says motioning for Santana to come join her.
Santana climbs behind her, wrapping her arms around the blonde. Brittany giggles as Santana's fingers brush against her skin where her shirt has ridden up. By the time the movie starts Brittany is snuggled into Santana, their legs all tangled together. Ten minutes into the movie Brittany gets bored and decides that Santana should entertain her. Flipping around, she kisses Santana, sucking on her lower lip.
"Britt," Santana breathlessly says as Brittany gently sticking her hands down the Latina's pants.
"Yeah?" Brittany says innocently working her hand farther down, kissing her wife's neck.
"Fuck! Don't stop!" Santana yelps.
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"Okay so losers let's get this nomination thing done so I can go back to getting my mack on." Santana says putting the key holder on the table, handing Jessie his key. "So the first person I'm saving is Brittany." she says handing Brittany her key and kissing her.
"Thanks babe," Brittany says pulling out the next key.
"Your welcome honey."
She hands the next key to Quinn and to Rachel's and just about everyone else is surprised when Rachel receives the next key followed by Blaine, Emily, Mike and Dave who are all safe. Leaving just Spencer and Jacob as the two who are up for eviction.
"Later losers, we have to go practice making lady babies." Santana smirks at Rachel's face of disgust.
"Come on gangster," Brittany says pulling Santana out. "If you want to start making lady babies then you'll shut up." she whispers.
Everyone, but Jessie, Emily and the two up for eviction leave as well.
"Why aren't you more upset?" Jessie asks looking at Jacob and Spencer.
"After what I said to Santana I'm not surprised about what happened. I mean come on I think everyone knew I would be one of the one's up for eviction and I have a feeling she'll try to get me out." Spencer shrugs figuring this will be her last week here.
"What about you?" Emily asks patting Spencer on the back while looking at Jacob.
"What about me?" Jacob asks smirking. "Oh you mean why am I not pissed that Santana picked me. Well, if you must know it's because I'm shocked she's kept me this long. She has problems with me and that's all I'm going to say as I actually like my life and dick."
With that Jacob leaves not wanting to anger the Latina in case she's watching them.
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Quinn looks at her watch. It's ten. Surely she has waited long enough now. She walks down the hall grabbing Rachel as she passes, dragging her up the HoH room.
"Santana, Santana!" Quinn whispers harshly.
"God Q calm your tits. I'm coming." Santana grumbles opening the door.
"Really S? You could put some clothes on." Quinn says averting her eyes from the very naked Santana in front of her, pushing pass her.
"U," Rachel stares at her, being pulled by Quinn in only to see a very naked Brittany spiraled out on the bed.
"Hi," Brittany smiles at them unashamed of being naked in front of them.
"Santana!" Quinn says as Santana walks over to Brittany getting ready to straddle her.
"Fuck Q! Way to kill the mood." Santana huffs pulling the covers over her and Brittany.
"What do you want? You're the one who called us up here." Quinn asks having a sneaking suspicion already.
"Spencer, out." is all Santana says.
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Day 10
Santana stands next Brittany bumping shoulders with her. They keep glancing over at each other slyly smiling. It isn't until everyone else arrives waiting to see who is going to be playing in the veto competition aside from Spencer, Jacob and Santana. The middle of who didn't really think he could win.
"Okay, let's see who will be joining us in the veto competition which by the way is called the Big Brother Mint." Santana says pulling three names out. "Q, Man Hands and my beautiful wife, Britt Britt." she says smiling as Brittany leaps into her arms kissing her. "Oh and I name Blaine as the veto competition guy."
Brittany giggles as her wife carries her out into the yard where they see everything is already set up.
"How do they do it so fast?" Brittany whispers.
"They must read minds." Santana smiles picking her up again and kissing her wife on the nose before putting her on the ground.
"Okay so this is the Big Brother Mint. We will have four rounds that will consist for two minutes that have a goal. You don't have to take the whole time if you don't won't to. You will have to collect a certain amount of money of a certain denomination. So get ready, get set, go." Blaine says as they have dimes and ten dollars flash on the board.
Brittany decides that since Santana is hopeless when it comes to math she will help her. Everyone thought it is odd that they are helping each other, but Quinn who knows them best.
"Okay that's time, let's see what everyone has." Blaine says. "Okay Rachel you have twenty-three fifty, Quinn you have seventeen ten, Jacob you have one hundred and three, Spencer you have twelve seventy, Santana you have eleven flat and finally Brittany you have ten twenty. Sorry Jacob, but you are eliminated." Blaine tells them.
After the next two rounds only Brittany and Santana are left. Santana looks over at Brittany and nods.
"I give up," Brittany says smiling over at Santana.
"Okay," Blaine says a little confused. "Well I guess that means that you win Santana." he hands over the veto necklace.
"Yet again we don't need to have a veto meeting as I won't be using it." Santana announces before everyone goes their separate ways.
"Honey are we really going to waste time down here?" Brittany asks frowning out her wife heading inside.
"Hot damn, I love that woman." Santana whispers to herself quickly running after her wife.
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Day 14
"You ready hun?" Brittany asks rolling off of Santana.
"Umph, but baby I wanna stay in bed with you." Santana groans grabbing onto Brittany's arm pulling her back into bed.
"We have to get down there." Brittany moans into Santana's lips.
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"What is taking them so long?" Jessie asks ready to go knock down the door and drag them out here.
"Okay really? Are you guys all stupid or something? Cause really they were you know till early morning. And on top of it all Santana's not a morning person if she didn't get her eight hours of beauty sleep." Quinn says staring around in disbelief at how stupid people are.
It takes several minutes after Julie shows on the TV for Brittany and Santana to finally show their faces. Emily and Spencer gasps when they see the amount of hickeys on both girls necks. Santana looks pissed.
"Well now that everyone is here," Julie pauses to look at Brittany and Santana who are currently busy. Santana yet again trying to file her nails, but yet again Brittany is causing her problems. Though this time it is caused because she is drawing around her tattoo ring. "Will the nominated house guests please give one last statement before the voting starts." she says motioning to Spencer and Jacob.
"Not many of you know me, but I'm an honest person who is very athletic. I could beat Brittana as you call them. So please let me stay at least one more week, thanks." Spencer says smiling trying to ignore Santana glaring at her. Though it isn't nearly as scary with Brittany playing with her hand.
"You all scare me and hate me. Santana I'll follow whatever you say and not perve on Brittany. I promise." Jacob says before sitting back down.
"Okay, Rachel."
"Hi Julie, I chose to evict Spencer." Rachel says smiling before getting up.
"Spencer," is all Quinn says not even bothering to sit down.
"Jacob of course," Emily says.
Brittany skips in smiling. "Spencer," she skips out.
"Okay everyone we have the tally and with a vote of eight to two Spencer you have been evicted." Julie says as Emily runs over to hug her.
"One bitch down two more to go." Santana whispers smiling wide.
"San!"