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Could any of you catch that PoT reference I made in the other chapter? It was pretty obvious in my opinion…

DISCLAIMER: Now repeat after me kids… One piece is not owned by chocolvr69. The only thing she owns is Mia.

I opened my eyes and blinked a couple times. I got up and looked around me and nearly screamed. There was a huge ocean right in front of me and behind me there was a town.

Toto, I don't think were in Michigan anymore…

Hey! I'm not a dog! But you could pass off as one.

I jumped. I had forgotten that the annoying voice was still here.

You do remember that I can hear you right? And why don't you go look around town, maybe then we can figure out where the hell we are.

Stupid inner…

Grumbling, I got up and decided to look around. As I walked into town I saw a huge crowd gathering around something. Probably someone getting beat up.

I was about to walk past the group when I heard someone yell. I decided to break up the fight since no one here was going to. I tried getting the person in front of me to move.

"Excuse me,"

"Pardon me,"

"HEY FATASS! MOVE IT!"

He looked at me shocked and moved over. I got to the front and nearly fainted.

There I saw Luffy punch Helmeppo.

Oh dear god, I got transported to the One piece world.

Please excuse me for a moment.

KKKKYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, fangirl instincts are taking over…

"Th-This is bad! Who is he?!?" yelled one of the villagers. "Lieutenant Morgan won't forgive him!!"

I saw Koby run up to him and hold him from behind.

"Luffy-san calm down! They are marines!"

"I don't care! A bastard is still a bastard."

Oh. My. God. He's pissed off. Warning to all future enemies, never piss off Luffy.

"You dare hit me?!" yelled Helmeppo as he clutched the side of his mouth, "My dad hasn't even hit me once!!"

"I wonder why?" I said, pushing my way through the crowd, "Half-assed bastards like you don't even deserve to get hit."

"I'LL TELL MY DAD ABOUT THIS!" he yelled at me and Luffy.

"Why don't you fight me yourself?" We both yelled at the same time.

"You'll regret hitting me!" and with that he ran away, but not before yelling that his dad will execute us.

"Loser," I scoffed glaring at him, "He should take a fight like a man."

"Who are you?" Koby asked.

"Me? Well, I'm a 17-year old girl who happens to hate spinach and shoes right now…Oh yeah; don't forget about those stupid staircases… Making me fall, curse them to the depths of hell."

He sweatdropped at my explanation while started to Luffy laugh," I meant your name."

"Oh… I'm Mia Joshi, nice to meet cha." I said holding out my hand.

"I'm Koby and this is Luffy," he looked around, "well, the guy who used to be here was Luffy. I wonder where he went."

"Probably the execution site. Let's go check it out!" I said and walked off.

"H-Hey! Wait for me!"

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I was right. Luffy was at the execution site. Barely looking over the fence I saw him talking to Zoro.

Whoa. In the manga Zoro looked very badly beaten up, but this is insane. He looks much worse than the manga!!

"When I find Helmeppo he is so dead," I said as I clutched the bars on the fence.

God, he looks terrible. Go kick Hell-boy's ass for doing this to Zoro!!

Don't worry, I will.

"Why?" Koby asked me, a little scared.

"Because I look up to Zoro, he's like a role model to me. And besides, I heard what happened with that little girl in the village. No person should be executed for killing a puppy, no matter how cute it is."

I felt Koby's stare on me, but it moved back to Zoro when we heard Luffy say something about getting some katanas back.

"This is my chance," said Koby as he tried getting over the fence.

"What?! Hey, don't just leave me here!!" I also tried getting over the fence, and failing miserably.

I was partially on the fence and I was trying to find a way to get down so I won't fall.

You know what? Screw this.

"OUCHIES!" I yelled as I got off the ground.

Note to self: Never jump over a fence. Especially a high one…

Zoro glared at me and Koby.

"Where's Luffy-san?" Koby asked as he tried to look anywhere other than Zoro's eyes.

"He went inside the base."

I smacked my head. Idiot

"WHAT?!? He's too hot-headed...!" Koby said and went up to untie him.

"Oi, if you help me their going to kill you!"

"You shouldn't be arrested! I can't stand those types of marines!"

I snorted, "They arrested someone for killing an untamed puppy for an act of self-defense. What are they gonna do next? Arrest people for breathing?" Zoro just grunted at my statement.

Koby ignored me and went on his shpeel of becoming a marine and Luffy wanting to become a pirate king.

"Pirate king! Are you serious?!?"

"Yeah I was shocked too when I first heard him, but he's serious!!"

Just then Koby got shot. We (me and Zoro) turned to look in the direction of the gunshot.

Now they overdid it, I'm so fucking killing them. These are the marines!! They can't shoot the almost main characters!

"I'M GOING TO DIE!!" yelled Koby as he held on to his shoulder.

I walked up to him and slapped him across the face. "You're not going to die! If any one dies it going to be Morgan."

"Are you all right?" Ahh… the ever so caring Zoro, "Run for your life their almost here…"

"N-No, I've got to set you free as possible!"

Then Zoro and Koby had a discussion about how Zoro was going to be executed in three days, and that Helmeppo never intended to keep his promise. Zoro took it fairly well.

…

Oh what am I kidding! Zoro was furious. Helmeppo's just lucky that he isn't here right now.

"That's it you three! You have betrayed Lieutenant Morgan. DIE HERE!!!"

Oh great the marines are here…

"Surround the base! Don't let the guy with the straw hat escape!"

Dude, your not gonna get him. Why do you even bother trying?

Then Lieutenant Morgan entered. He called Zoro garbage and told every one to fire.

"No! If you're gonna hit them you're gonna have to go through me!" I yelled and stood in front of Zoro and Koby.

"Trying to be a hero I see. That act is going to get you nowhere little girl," Lieutenant Morgan said appearing behind the marines.

My eyes narrowed. No one calls me a girl and gets away with it!

GO KICK THEIR ASSES!!!!

Of course.

I started to get ready to run and punch their guts out, but before I could, they started firing.

"Oh shit."

I braced myself for an attack but none came. I slightly opened one eye and saw Luffy with the bullets sticking out from his body.

I exhaled my breath. Saved

Ahem… Sorry I cut the chapter off there… I was originally planning to finish the "getting Zoro Arc" but onemanga was pissing me off… I'll finish this in the next chapter and I'll start the Buggy arc.

Happy late New Year and Merry Christmas or whatever else you celebrate :) I have finals in two weeks, so probably won't even start the next chapter until they're done...I'll try to update soon… Not sure if that will happen…

And in case you people don't know… Shpeel is basically a rant… yeah… I blame my Quiz Bowl director.

*LOVE YOU LOTS*

~CHOCOLVR69 ~