Two and a half hours and three episodes of Smallville later, Pete and Jadyn were still locked in an epic battle for who would get the concert slot.
"GOD DA-"
"PETE!" Patrick said.
"My freaking contact fell out of my eye! They got too dry from me not blinking! Help me find it!" He said while rubbing his eye.
After Jadyn's gloating (which consisted of her doing a backflip off the house and her doing the moonwalk.) everyone searched the floor for Pete's contact.
"GRRR!!" Pete said extremely aggravated "We've been searching for 3 hours and all we found was two quarters in the sofa, a piece of cheese under the TV, and about one pound of belly button lint in Andy's belly button!! Maybe I should just put in my spare ones that I carry around."
"OH MY CARLISLE!" Julia screamed "YOU HAD US ALL LOOK FOR THREE HOURS STRAIGHT FOR A CONTACT THAT YOU CAN REPLACE?"
"yeah…But look on the bright side. We got fifty cents, some pretty decent cheese, and now Andy can go swimming again!"
"Guys are idiots…." Jadyn said annoyingly.
"Indeed." Julia said agreeing.
"Hey." Emmett said while twirling drumsticks in his hands. "The concert starts in five hours. We should probably get going."
And using their vampire speed Emmett and Edward packed all of the instruments into the van.
"Well bye Andy, Joe, Pete, and Patrick!" Jadyn said while everyone waved. "I hope there's no hard feelings guys!"
"OF COURSE THERE'S HARD FEELINGS!!" Pete screamed like a little girl while stomping his foot, "YOU JUST TOOK AWAY OUR ONE SHOT AT SUPER STARDOM!!"
"Well…" Jadyn said, "Maybe you guys could open for us."
Julia, Edward, and Emmett all made coughing noises covering up the word no, while Fall Out Boy considered this agreement.
"Do you guys need some Tylenol?" Jadyn asked them while they just rolled their eyes.
"On one condition." Pete said. "Our van needs a little help. It's a little out-dated and we want it pimped out for the ladies and we heard that Edward knows a lot about fixing up cars.."
"Alright. Deal." And they all shook on it.
Jadyn's band piled into their van and FOB piled into their van and took off towards the stadium were they were performing.
"There's still three hours before we perform so I'm going to look at your guys' van." Edward said.
"Alright. Here's the keys." Joe said while handing them to him.
"Time for Make-up and Wardrobe!!" Some gay guy said while walking towards everyone like Tyra Banks with his hands on his hips.
"YAY!!" Julia screamed. "I LOOOOVE THIS PART!!" And Julia and Jadyn walked over to get ready.
After about and hour of debating between the gay guy and Julia they decided that Jadyn was a winter. And another hour later Julia and Jaydn just got done getting ready when Edward came back in and told everyone that he was done with the van so everyone went out back to look at it. It was really really cool looking, and FOB loved it! They totally had to take it for a spin. Edward gave them the key and said that we should give them some space with their new and improved van so we all stepped back. Joe reached to open the door when a hand slapped it away.
"Don't worry I'll bring you car up for you. This is valet parking, and if my boss finds out I let you drive then I'll get fired so please wait over there with your friends." The mystery man said in a thick accent.
Joe looked up and he saw Arnold Schwarzenegger!!
"WOAH!" Joe said "Why are you here?"
"Didn't you hear? I took all of the money in California and went to play in a champion poker game. I lost and now I'm here. I'm pretty sure that Fidel Castro cheated though….HEY! How many aces are there in a deck?"
"Ah…..four."
"THAT CHEATER!! I KNEW THAT YOU COULDN'T HAVE FIVE ACES!!"
"Alright…" Joe said while backing away a little. "Well here's my keys.."
"Okay one second please."
Just when Arnold put the key into the ignition the van blew up!!
"OM! Did you see that!!" Jadyn screamed.
"EDWARD!! What did you do to their van??" Julia screamed
"YOU KILLED ARNOLD!" Emmett screamed and then fell to the ground crying.
"WAIT GUYS!! I bet this was all one big mistake. I mean it could've happened to anyo--WAIT WERE YOU GOING TO LET US IN THERE??" Patrick asked.
"Ummmm…no??" Edward said lying super badly. "No I wasn't…..yeah…"
"See!! I told you it was a mistake." Man, were FOB gullible.
"Alright fine!" Emily said. "Lets get ready to go onstage. We have twenty minutes."
"We
can't!" Patrick said.
"Why not?! Come on we don't have
much time!" Jadyn said.
"Well...cause...