Hi its angelwings again! this story was supposed to be a one shot but I got bored and decided to make a epilouge to it...even though its been months since New Years... Anyway its not that good but it was a touch/and/go chapter. Reviews are still appreciated. Enjoy!
I DO NOT OWN BLEACH if I did Aizen would be currently a puddle of blood, steel, and well guts...
KARAKURA
"Rangiku-san!" Orihime yelled. "We're done! Come back inside."
Rangiku flipped her phone shut and hurried toward the open door. She had been getting phone calls from all over 11th company. Cross that and make that a lot of the Soul Society. Word had spread about the unfortunate 3rd seat. Back in 11th company things were a mess. Their taicho was missing and their fuku-taicho couldn't be awakened from her nap. Rangiku smiled and let herself soak up the afternoon sunlight. Zaraki-taicho had probably gone into hiding for fear of his sub coordinate. She had turned to enter when a young woman with long silky black hair ran past her. Rangiku snapped her head back to look at the woman. She was actually very pretty but ran like hell out of the store where she should have felt at home. The store was actually a spa/accessories/ make up place. A paradise for most girls in this world.
"Ikkaku-San!" Momo shouted, running at top speed.
Rangiku's eyes widened as she looked from the woman to Momo's petite figure running after her.
Nanao tapped her shoulder. "It seems that we've lost 3rd seat Madarame."
Orihime came out too, wiping her hands on a towel. "We really did a good job on her- I mean him. We gave him all this make up and a wig. Good thing he was bald in the first place." She giggled.
In a couple of short minutes Momo had managed to drag Ikkaku with a spell put on him. He was wearing a pair of jeans and a v-neck top. him in a miniskirt nearly blinded them all so they crossed that idea. His eyes were heavily made up with mascara and eyeliner and his skin was too smooth to be natural.
'Yes' Rangiku sighed. 'Now the others will understand the power of concealer'.
Ikkaku knelt on his hands and knees and begged that he would do anything but have to go back to the Soul Society.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you" Rukia said, cutting him short. "If you stayed you'd probably get jumped."
A look of pure horror dominated Ikkaku's face.
Nanao stepped in." Yes, Now lets get going to Urahara's. I believe he is expecting us."
So the wild group of women walked down the street with Unohana in the lead.
BACK IN THE SOUL SOCTETY
"TOSHIRO?!" Ichigo said in utter disbelief.
Most of the time Ichigo looked down upon the small, icy captain and his short temper. Now he looked up to him. Literally.
"It's Hitsugaya-taicho, kurosaki" he growled.
Renji and Hisagi heard Ichigo's screaming and ran down the hall.
"Okay! Where's the hollow! Whe-" Hisagi yelled, pulling Kazeshini out of its sheath.
He jumped to a stop causing Renji to trip over Kazeshini's chain. Both put their heads up to look at the usually short captain towering over them.
"H-Hitsugaya-taicho…" Renji said weakly.
Toshiro rubbed the back of his head awkwardly and sighed. "At least I've done my resolution. Now I can go and drown Matsumoto with paperwork."
He excused himself and left for 10th company's office. There was dead silence for a second or two but it wasn't long until the trio got up and ran as if Espadas had appeared into pink tutus. The minute Renji, Hisagi, and Ichigo stepped out of 10th company they spread the word about the not-so-little-anymore captain. Ukitake himself came in with Kyoraku too see for themselves. Toshiro could look Ukitake straight in the eye without having to move.
"This is a miracle " Kyoraku breathed. "What did you take. Pills? Kurotsuchi's jacked up meds?" And thus began the questioning.
URAHARA SHOTEN
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Urahara choked as he hid behind his fan.
Ikkaku crossed his arms and cocked a hip. "It's not that funny." He growled.
It was Urahara's third try on opening the Senkaimon. On the first and second tries he had fell off his perch on the rocks. The reason of course was Ikkaku. Urahara swiped at his eyes and took on a mock-serious expression.
"In my right hand…"
With a deafening fwoosh the gate swung open and the Shinigami assembled their hell butterflies. In a straight line they marched through, leaving a hysterical Urahara behind.
10TH COMPANY'S OFFICE
"Taicho!!!!!" Rangiku screamed as she dragged Ikkaku by the collar down the hall.
"We got him!"
she stopped outside of the office and waited for his reply. She turned around to make sure that her friends had not gotten lost. Her friends weren't there but a wall was. A black wall. She looked up.
"Taicho?" she whispered.
Then she started freaking out. "OHMIGOD!!! Taicho you're taller than me!"
she grabbed him by the shoulders and started shaking him "What did you use? Circus Freak's Meds?-"
Toshiro cut her off with a glare. "Why does everyone think that I used his meds?" he grouched.
Rangiku shrugged happily. "Wait until Momo sees this. She'll flip."
"Wait until I see what?" Momo asked, dragging a huffing Nanao and Rukia "Sorry they got lost."
She looked to Rangiku's right and saw exactly what Rangiku had seen. A wall. The first person that came into mind was Kenpachi.
"Zaraki-taicho what are-"
She had reached his face and saw the flash of silver.
"SHIRO-CHAN?!" she nearly passed out "YOU'RE TALLER THAN ME?! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE USING 12TH COMPANY'S MEDS!!!!!"
Toshiro glared at them and his reiatsu began to rise quickly. Momo and Rangiku were to busy spazzing to notice that the room was freezing.
"I'M TELLING YOU THAT I DIDN'T USE MEDS DAMMIT!!!"
Toshiro stormed into the office, slamming the door behind him.
Rangiku sighed. "Don't worry. He'll get over it"
Rukia, Momo, and Nanao smiled.
"Hmmm… by the way where's Ikkaku?" Rukia said.
Rangiku yawned as Nanao and Isane left for their own companies."Who cares anyway? They'll find him sooner or later. He'll probably found a way to get out of the wig and makeup"
Momo heard this and winced. "I-I saw him on my way to get Rukia and Nanao."
Rangiku leaned over "And…"
Momo had an unbearably guilty look in her eyes. "I placed a really strong Bakudo on him."
Rukia stared at her "So he's still there isn't he?"
Momo nodded. "By now the entire Sereitei will have found out. I feel so bad about doing this"
she stood up to go and free him when she suddenly found herself in a bone-crushing hug.
"Momo!" Rangiku cried. "I never knew you had it in you to do something like that!"
Momo looked up at her friend.
"So what am I supposed do?"
Rangiku held her at arms length. "You leave him there until tomorrow morning."
Momo gasped. Wasn't that too harsh? Apparently not.
"Okay," she agreed.
"Oh, and by the way, where did you leave him.?"
Momo grinned at her. "In the central compounds" (A/N I don't know if one exists but think of it like a place where everyone has to cross to get to their company or others.)
CENTRAL COMPOUNDS
"Who is that girl?" a dark haired Shinigami whispered to her friend.
"I don't know" her friend replied " but she seems to be under a really tight spell."
The dark haired one went to go and see if she could free the strange Shinigami when, "IKKAKU?!"
Yumichika barreled into the compounds. He looked straight into the eyes of the girl in front of him. 'No Way!' he thought. 'This girl is too pretty to be Ikkaku'. He needed to find out for sure. So he pulled out his zanpakto and tried to slice thought the barrier. The minute the blade touched the spell Yumichika froze, caught under the spell as well. 'NOOOOOO!' he mind wailed 'I'm too pretty to be frozen!'
10th COMPANY
"Do you hear something?" Momo asked Rangiku.
Rangiku shook her head no and loked over to Rukia. She to said no.
"I guess it was 11th company or something-wait- maybe it was taicho getting jumped!" Rangiku yelled.
Momo and Rukia choked.
"NO WAY!!" they both yelled.
Rangiku shurugged, "Hey, Momo what about Ikkaku?"
"Hm?" Momo asked.
A/N: and this is the end... several of the character were slightly OOC but oh well...