Hinata's Bad Hair Day
Me: I don't hate Hinata, but I just wondered what Hinata's bad hair day would be like to others. This isn't regular Hinata, this is Shippuden Hinata.
She awoke from a dream that she could only dream. Gaara was about to come in for a kiss, but then the sun shone on her and she immediately groaned. "Hinata? What's wrong?" Hinata rubbed her eyes and replied, "I'm OK, Neji!"
As they were Genins, Neji hadn't really liked his cousin Hinata, but now he and she are older and more mature, so he grew more fond of her and she had moved in with him, since she had nowhere else to go.
Hinata had also out grown her childhood crush, Naruto, and moved into liking Gaara. He hadn't really known she liked him, so he never asked her. Neji, of course, had grown his childhood crush, Tenten, and moved into liking Ino.
Hinata hadn't checked herself in the mirror. She just slipped on some shorts and a tank and headed down to the kitchen, where she smelled Neji's cooking. Neji was whistling and flipping the eggs. She sighed, "It smells so good Neji!"
Neji chuckled. "Well, DUH! I mean, it's me you're talking to, Hinata." Hinata agreed. Neji has been a good cook since he was a Genin and she... she was a burner when it came to cooking food.
Neji glanced at her, then did a double take. He snickered, then laughed. Hinata gave him a blank look. "Is something wrong?" He clamped his hand over his mouth. "I-I-I'm so-sor-sorry, Hina-Hinata. But did you look in the mirror?" She glared at him.
"N-no! I mean, I think you're having a bad hair day!" She gave him a look that said 'What?' She went into her room and screamed. Neji turned off the stove and ran up into her room. "Is something- NEJI! MY HAIR!!"
Hinata's long, beautiful hair was frizzy. She never came across something as horrifying as this. Neji shrugged. "I told you." She shook her head. "Neji? What am I gonna do? I mean, I can't be seen in broad daylight looking like I just rolled outta bed."
Neji gave her a strange look. "But Hinata, you did just roll outta bed." She sighed and silently agreed. Neji snapped his fingers. "I know! I'll get someone!" She looked unenthusiasticly at him. "Who?"
Neji went into his room and slipped on his clothes. "You'll see. But for now, I'm gonna go and get her. You stay here. I'll be right back." And he was out the door. She sighed. "My beautiful hair is frizzy. I hope Neji knows what he's doing."
She went in the kitchen and ate her breakfast. Neji must've eaten his since his plate was empty, but egg stains were still left on the plate. Hinata was gonna try to brush her hair, but decided against it, since Neji was already getting someone to do her hair.
Then 20 minutes after Neji had left, she heard his familiar laugh with another familiar laugh. She gazed outta the window and saw Neji talking and laughing with Temari. Neji opened the door with his key and he and Temari walked in.
Neji warned Temari not to laugh at Hinata's hair. "She's sensitive when say something about it," he said. She nodded. "Hinata? It's me, Neji and Temari. She's gonna fix your hair!" Hinata shyly came outta the kitchen.
Temari laughed. Hinata thought she was laughing at her hair, but she said, "Same ole Hinata. You walk in shyly, you walk out shyly!" Hinata laughed along with her. Neji just stared. Temari and Hinata stopped laughing.
"OK, you're gonna have to have patience and you have to compromise with me. Or it's gonna hurt you badly," Temari said. Hinata nodded. Temari put her bag on the table and told Hinata to sit.
She did. Then Temari looked at Neji. "And you, you have to leave." Neji shrugged. "Okay. I'm gonna hang out with Gaara, Naruto, and Kiba. Later." And he walked outta the door. Then Temari shut the curtains, so they could have a little privacy.
Temari got out a spray bottle and sprayed water all over Hinata's hair. She looked at it. "Hmmmm, I think I'm gonna put it in a different style, okay?" Hinata nodded. Temari got out a pick and picked out the hair.
It wasn't as frizzy, but Temari wanted to brush it. She brushed it smoothly, with a few knots here and there. She got out all the knots in Hinata's hair. Hinata was about to stand, but Temari sat her right back on the chair.
"I'm fixing differently, remember?" Hinata smiled sheepishly. "Oh yeah. I forgot." Temari smiled. "We all forget sometimes." Then she got out a hair smoother and smoothed out her hair. Then she combed it with her handy comb and got out all the knots.
Then she started to braid her hair. Hinata never really thought about putting her hair up, so she never really knew how to fix her hair up. Temari was braiding it. She said, "I only wanna do this because your hair is so long and I think it'll look cute when it's braided." Hinata nodded.
Then Temari put some hair gel, mousse, and hair spray over her creation. Hinata was finally free to stand and look at her hair. She quealed when she saw it. Temari also put a barrette in her hair to make it prettier.
Hinata thanked her. Temari smiled and shrugged. "Anytime. Now I have to find my man!" Hinata looked on curiously. "Who's that? Shikamaru?" Temari made a face. "No! Shino!" Hinata smiled. "Well, I'm into Gaara now!" Temari high 5ived her. "All right! Now we're talking majoy hotties!"
Me: See? I'ma sick, sick little moo cow! I bet some of you guys never heard of TemaShino, NejiIno, and GaaHina! So I'm smart! Yes I'm smart. Maybe I'm smart. Not really. No. But review! I have to study, and I don't even know what study means!