Ive just noticed i don't have a disclaimer so here it is: i don't own it and never will unless I'm J K Rowling who i am not...or am i?
I may be bed at writing but please don't flame me and do review coz so far i have no reviews :,(
back to the diary!!
Today was hell, i was coffee poisoned, i fainted, i was hexed and had even more security put on me.
First I'm sure your all wondering how i got coffee poisoning, well you see i was in my cage at Malfoy Manor feeling really thirsty when a breath meter put a coffee mug on the desk next to me.
I was feeling rather thirsty so i poked my tail between the 'bars' and brought the coffee mug back, i drank the rest of the coffee and hid the mug under my diary just as the breath meter came back, which leads on to how i got hexed. Believe me when i say jelly legs does not go well with no legs at all does not go (i felt like jelly for hours). The bat sorted him out rather quickly -for him at least.
Me and the bat went to the his old house WARNINGINTERESTIGFACTALERT!! apparently he spilled his peasants here (sounds silly to me i think he meant to say killed his parrots, there much more sensible). He opened the floor/shock horror/ opened a box/more shock horror/ then threw a hissyfit /meh/. Apparently he had invited a snake around, but all i saw was a greasy haired, long nosed git called Snape. They said stuff and then all of a sudden i find myself flying through the air screaming and then i hit something hard. It was Snape's neck. I manage to stay awake long enough to see silver stuff pour out of his ears then i faint.
The bat thought i had passed out due to the hex earlier and so put me in that hamster ball i was talking about earlier /git/ i got to keep the coffee mug though.:)