Long time since I have updated this one right? I think the next update will be Love Test.
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16. "Don't criticize my mess unless you'd like to become part of it."
"W-What?" she managed out, "I'm not a man!"
"Dammit," he muttered, and grabbed her wrist, teleporting away from the love obsessed Naruto.
"H-Hey! Le-Let go of me!" she yanked her wrist away from his hold, massaging it, relieving the oxygen, "Jerk!"
He rolled his eyes and muttered, "Whatever."
She turned away from him and was mumbling about "how weird this place was."
She paused, an epiphany, "Oh MY GOSH! You're gay!"
He coughed.
She moaned, "Why are all the hot ones gay?!"
17. "I'll kill you until you die!!"
It wouldn't shut up, so he took binding to a whole new level.
In a flash It was bound to a tree, ropes covering Its body, though he had stopped at the round squishy stuff to give it one last poke, so only Its head was visible. He gagged Its mouth to stop Its incessant, annoying chatter.
"What are you?"
"MmmMmmphmM!"
He scowled and untied the gag and was immediately awarded with Its shouting, "WHY YOU EVIL LITTLE-mmpH!" He covered Its mouth and pressed his mouth lightly against Its ear, "Be quiet or this shall be your fate…"
"Chidori!"
It nodded breathlessly.
Slowly he removed his hand and silence greeted him.
18. I'm here because Heaven wouldn't take me, and Hell was afraid I'd take over.
"I will ask only once more, What. Are. You?" his voice was deadly.
Her eyes were wide with shock. Did he just…electrocute a tree? Well then, she was going to remain quiet…but he asked a question, was she supposed to answer? Or was he asking her a trick question.
To be…or not to be? Shakespeare, please help me out! It must be a trick question.
She remained silent.
The hand seals began again, "Wait! Wait! I'll talk! Just don't electrocute me!" she cried out dramatically.
19. "What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce."
"So…what do you want to know?"
He couldn't help but roll his eyes at the stupidity of the alien thing. Did he just not ask What are you a few minutes ago? Was It deaf as well as retarded?
"What. Are. You?"
"Ohh…right I am a woman from the Land of Flowers, and my name is Haruno Sakura- which means cherry blossoms!" It chirped err…happily?
Wait a minute…there was something strange, it said woman. Did It mean man?
"You," he pointed at It and paused.
"You," he repeated, "Are you not a man?"
Its mouth dropped. "Are you seriously asking me that?!"
He glared; of course he was asking that.
It had the decency to shrink back, but then It spoke in a soft voice that made him shiver? Why was that? There wasn't a cold draft or anything…but then again, he was feeling a bit tired, yes that must be why he shivered.
"I'm a woman, a W-O-M-A-N also known as a female! Also the best of the genders!"
Genders? It pluralized it.
"No. You made a mistake, there is only one gender-male."
20. The stupider people think you are, the more surprised they are when you kill them.
Psycho. That is what the deliciously hot guy was. What kind of person thinks there is only man?
"SAASSSSSSUUUKEEE,"
Okay seriously, that blonde haired guy was getting annoying. She had nothing against gay guys-actually she had found guy on guy to be kind of kinky- but the blonde haired guy was just a little too much..
"Hn."
"Hey! Don't leave me here!" He was leaving her. NOOOO!!! She'd rather be stuck to that weirdo then be in the company of an obsessed gay guy!
"Come back here! Don't leave me alone! "
He wasn't really going to leave her was he?
He was.
21. Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.
"Sasuke! I finally caught up to you!"
"Hn."
So what if his boyfriend was acting as if he was ignoring? Naruto knew that Sasuke was like that, and that was what drew him into him.
"Sasuke, I want you to come clean; in order to have a decent relationship, we must have trust set between us."
Was he even listening? Of course he was, Naruto knew that deep, deep, deep down Sasuke was listening…right?
"Do you like that other man? Is that where you go when you run off?"
Why wasn't he answering? He couldn't be…was he cheating on him?!
Naruto gasped as realization hit him, "You're cheating on me!"
Sasuke took one last sip of the tea in front of him and poofed out.
Naruto's mouth dropped open. Sasuke was officially cheating on him and he was not going to stand for it!
Operation Fix Messed Up Relationship commence.
22. I'm not a complete idiot. Only some parts are missing.
This was miserable. Sooo miserable, how was he supposed to complete his personal mission if he was supposed to deal with the sight before him.
Sasuke was touching the other man again! And the other man was glaring at Sasuke…
Why was he glaring? Naruto would give anything to be able to feel the skilled hands of Uchiha Sasuke touch him.
Daydream…
No. Fucking. Way.
Now that was too much! Sasuke's hands were creeping up the other man's legs!
He was not going to stand around while Sasuke felt up some other creature!
23. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
"Uchiha Sasuke!"
Great, it was weirdo number one again.
"How dare you touch that man when you and I are a couple?!"
NO. WAY…the hot guy, Sasuke, was taken! Why?
Why?
Why Kami-sama!?
Why?!!!
"…What is it you are attracted to him about? Does he have a bigger penis than me?" Now that caught her attention, penises?
"Look at it! I bet his penis is only two inches! Look at his hair! It's pink! That is so weird!"
No way; he still thought she was a man?! What did she have to do to prove herself otherwise?
…And she did NOT have a penis!
24. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Enough was enough; the Idiot had crossed the line.
And with that, he grabbed It and kissed it…hard.
In the background he heard Naruto faint.
Hmm…Its lips were soft…delicious?
He pulled back and saw It give him a wide eyed stare
25. …
He kissed me! She giggled.
He kissed me! She smiled.
He ki-
What?!
He kissed her?
He KISSED her?
She fainted again.
26. "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."
"Jiraiya."
The Hokage jumped up from his hiding place. Drat… he knew it would only be a matter of time before Sasuke would come inquire about the girl.
He was hoping for a bit more time…
"Ahh… Hehe…Sasuke! What brings you here?"
He met the glare of the Uchiha.
"Now, now Sasuke don't be grouch-HEY!"
He was pinned against the wall with a Katana at his throat. Damn…he should have given someone like Naruto the job of guarding the female.
27. "Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery"
She awoke to the most wonderful sight. An angel was hovering above her. "H-hi Ang(yawn)el," she sighed out, "are you here to take me to heaven?"
The "Angel" scoffed.
Sakura didn't mind, he was beautiful, such a lovely, lovely face, perfect eyebrows, perfect nose, dark eyes…
The Angel kind of reminded her of
"SASUKE?"
She sat up to scramble away.
SMOOCH
Another kiss.
28. "Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy."
Sasuke couldn't remember a time in which he cursed his terrible luck as much as he had in the last two weeks.
Naruto was unbelievably annoying; he was determined to use some miracle growth pills to make his penis bigger. He shuddered just remembering the Idiot's exact words, "I will seduce with my manlier manhood!"
He kissed It.
The Bushy Brow and that fucking sensei of his had invited him to do a threesome. Another shudder.
Kiba was caught cheating on Shino with Neji; Sasuke had smirked looking at the failed relation ship.
It kissed him.
Jiraiya was thinking of passing another law stating that "All the population couples over 25 must report to the Hall for the ceremony of the "birth" of babies."
He couldn't stop thinking about Its lips.
Jiraiya was hiding something and he was going to find out.
…soft lips…kind of tasted like tomatoes.
"Annoying," he muttered under his breath.
"Eh?" question the tied up It. He glared at It and It shrank back in fear.
"Uchiha Sasuke, the Hokage is now ready to see you," spoke the young admiring, Suijetsu.
29. When someone tells you there are a million stars in the universe, you believe them; but if they tell you there is wet paint you have to touch it to make sure.
"Jiraiya, you know something!" Sasuke accused immediately.
Jiraiya put up his hands in defense, "What is it that I know?"
Was that a growl he let out?
"You. Are. Hiding. Something."
Jiraiya started sweating nervously, "Ehehehe, so you figured me out?"
30. "A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after."
Wow…Sasuke was scary.
…what a turn on.
Sigh.
One more chapter left of this story! only one!
I really apologize for this late late chapter!
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Some answers to your questions:
Has Sakura seen a male before? Yes!
How do they reproduce in the Male society? Have you guys read the Giver? Well, though it's not said in the story, there is a secret group in which woman get impregnated and give off the males!
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