what really happen in naruto!!!
by: windalchemist001
~chapter 2~
wind: yeah!!! some one to like my story ^_^
mulan: yep you just made are mom more of a perv-"
wind: *hit mulan* I'm not a perv.
mulan: {mubling} yeah right
wind: what you say?
mulan: nothing!
wind: any who before we start i like to thank Nnysgirl777
mulan: i have to thank you as well if not for you "mother's" story world have never made it on her so thank you.
wind: well now that's over time for the show!!!
mulan: story
after munch and i mean mucnh proters from a one Iruka a Naruto and Sasuke were put on the same team. Sakura who use to be a BIG Sasuke fan-girl was now a BIG SasuNaru fan-girl and just gloat on how she was going to see everything the two did mainly at night. of crose she was then forsed to get everythingon camera if "it"happened. so here is were we start after they are coming home from a mission. (A/N: if you need to think of one you can use the land of wave one for time refce.)
while Naruto was happily walking trwoeds the village. he didn't nose that behind him was a depressed Sakura who didn't get to see anything good and two very pervy men think very dirty toughts. after get inside the village Naruto said bye before running off to the one place he loved. leaving his poor team mates alone. Kakashi who had been reading his book thinking of a dolphin and him instead of the caricther and a horny Sasuke thinking of how he's going to get Naruto into bed (A/N -_-' is that all they can think about)
Naruto ran to the ramen stand and sat on a chair "hey old man give me a bowl of miso please I've been ramen deprived sine i left!" (AN: i don't remember the shop owner's name -_-') the old man just smiled and nodded to full fill his best comstes order
"hey Naruto I'm glad you're back" the blonde tried not to jump as Iruka came out of nowhere and scared him. the Blondie truned around and smiled a big smile.
"IRUKA SENSAI!!!" the blondie yelled it was a wonder that he didn't brake anyone ear drum. but their use to it so they might not be that efated. Naruto's old sensai sat near the blonde and older some ramen.
[back to pervs.]
after that Sasuke, Kakashi and Sakura gave the report. Sakura went home while Kakashi and Sasuke went to find their uke's. well for Kakashi soon to be uke. both had a six sense to were the had to go. they both head started to the ramen stand were their uke's were.
Naruto and Iruka were have a father - son moment type thingy. when Sasuke and Kakashi walked into the stand (A/N: can you walk into a stand?) Sasuke sat near Naruto and Kakashi sat next to Iruka (A/N: order their in from right to left or if you looking their backs. Kakashi, Iruka, Naruto and Sasuke.) both Naruto and Iruka realized who sat next to them. and with quick speed, Iruka stood up paid for both his and Naruto's ramen and ran with Naruto in tow out of the small stand trying to get away from the two men. both men was a bit (A/N: OK a lot) pissed. they re-stood and went again uke hunting. (A/N: -_-' poor Naruto and Iruka)
~ chapter 3~
Iruka was berthing hard he had just finch running around the whole village trying to keep Naruto safe and he was tried he couldn't even keep his eyes opened. he rest his head on a tree. the sounds of nature were very calming. Naruto was trying to caght a fish and nothing seemed like someones else was there, so he shut his eyes for a nice little nap.
but unknown to the poor dark skin male was that not all was right with nature. cause in a tree branch sat one Sasuke Uchiha and one Kakashi Hatake. after Iruka fell to sleep both men moved from hiding and went to there uke. Kakashi took a sleeping Iruka and poof away the small male in his arms. as for Sasuke he came behind his blonde and pulled him towards his body.
Naruto had gasped when he had felt arms wrap around his waist. he turned as munch as he could to see Sasuke. the blonde let out a sigh of relief. "you scared me teme" the blonde said with a big grin on his face. he try-ed his best to turn around while Sasuke held him in place so he couldn't move.
"don't move" the raven whispered into the smaller males ear causing him to shever. Sasuke then began his asset on the blonde's neck. the blonde then began to moan the Uchiha's name. while Sasuke mouth was busy playing with Naruto's neck his hand's were busy undoing the blonde's pants.
the raven pulled the blonde's pant down and the roughlly graped his cloth member "Sas-uke" the blonde moaned as he felt himself being cupped by Sasuke's hand though his boxer. Sasuke tryed not to take Naruto right their and then, like some kind of wild animal but slowlly and softly. but man was he soooo horny not being inside Naruto for a few days has been killing him. (A/N: 0-0 damn horny bastard *hissing Sasuke*) he slowly pull down Naruto's boxer with his teeth and then moved back up and stuck his tongue in between the blonde's cheek. (A/N: /// bad mind bad) "AH!" the Blondie legs gave out and he fell.
luckily for him Sasuke was there. he caught the Blondie before he hit the ground. and then smirked. "dobe can't you stay up?" Sasuke said playful.
Naruto turn toward Sasuke while saying, "shut up teme" then poor blonde pouted at Sasuke. who just smile and kiss his pink lips. causing the small male to gasp let the older male stick his tongue into the younger ones mouth. their tongues fight for domunes. with Sasuke on top.
when the broke for air Naruto realized he was on the ground "Sasuke how i get on the floor?" but said male said nothing the only thing that was on his mind was all the things he was going to do to the male underneath him (A/N: ... ^///^ poor Naruto-kun or is it chan hmmm)
"Naruto do you have to go anywere for the next few days?" the raven asked all of a sunned
Naruto look at him with a brow raised "no. not that i know of why?" the poor inasted blonde asked.
the raven nuzzled his face aghst the blonde's "cause you're going to be very sore for sometime is why"
wind: so #2 and #3 is done i like to say that today is my brithday (12/10)
mulan: yes "mother" and what are you going to do with that $100 you're grandma gave you
naru: most likely buy yaoi cr-
wind: you no talky or I'll make you sleep outside
naru: ... {good for nothing woman}
wind: well i like some reviews (at least one) for my birthday
mulan: oh and don't for get "mother"
wind: yes yes i know
naru: why am i here again
wind: i have the next chapter kind of done i just need to fix it up (and finish it up) and there
mulan: but don't for get you need to say something
wind: I'll get to it now! naru read this *give naru paper*
naru: *reads* no
wind: please!!!
mulan: do it! do it! do it!
naru: no
wind: fine I'll do it. i am only 15 (turning 16) do you think i have the money and brain power to make Naruto-kun ? if you do then what have you been taking? cause i don't rebmer having money and I'm not that smart or good at drawing so there.
mulan: you should have done this in chapter one you do know that, right?
wind: i know but I'm forgetful at least i put chapter 2 and 3 together right? OK now I'm going to try to finish up 4. and put it up sometime before new year's
naru: that becase she to lazy to write and can't think of what to write
mulan: that mess up naru
naru: so what
wind: i'm end this now. next time I'm having a few people over to talk. yeah! so see y'all next time bye now ^_^
wind: ps i need a beta thank you bye