Alula woke up in the morning, very excited to meet Haruhi and the other students. While doing her morning routines, she shouted, "Oh my! I can't wait to have a commoner come over! I've never had a commoner over before! I wonder what she's like!" Yes, Alula knew about Haruhi's little secret. She swore to keep it, quite fond of Haruhi, the scholarship student. She ordered her servants to prepare for her guests.

A couple hours later, a limo pulls up on the school's parking lot. Unexpectedly, 7 boys step out, wearing their school uniform. Alula is confused for a moment, then orders her servants to open the doors as they step onto the front porch. Alula stands just outside the double doors, her best smile on her face. The first one to talk is as tall blond boy who looks to be half French.

"Bonjour, Madame. I assume you are Lady Alula, the owner of this school. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Tamaki Suoh, and it is a pleasure to meet you. Unfortunately, I won't be attending this school, I am simply just here to escort my daughter, Haruhi Fujioka."

He gestures to the short boy with brown hair and great, big, girly eyes. Although Alula understood Haruhi was crossdressing as a boy for… certain circumstances, she didn't understand why Tamaki referred to her as his "daughter".

"Excuse me, Tamaki, but did I hear you say 'daughter'?" She asks.

He steps away from Alula's face and has a confused look on his face, with a slight blush. "Uh… Er… Yes?" He answers nervously.

Alula narrows her eyes, suspicious, "So she is, or she isn't?"

A tall boy with black hair and glasses, carrying a notebook in one hand and a pen in the other steps up and pushes Tamaki aside. "Allow me to apologise for his stupidity. You see, here in the Host Club, Tamaki treats us like a family. The one that goes by the role of 'Daddy' is Tamaki, of course, being the King."

He gestures to Tamaki, who previously was crouching behind one of the columns sadly, and glanced back at them with the mention of his name and being called "King".

Then Kyoya continued and Tamaki began to sulk again. "The role of 'Mommy', for some odd, unknown reason, goes to me, Kyoya Ootori." He bows to Lady Alula. "This leaves the role of 'Daughter' to the only girl in the club, Haruhi Fujioka, who I assume you already know." Haruhi steps up nervously and smiles.

"Then there's her older twin brothers, Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin. And as for-"

He was cut off by Alula's sudden outburst. "Twins! Did you just say they were twins?!"

The corner of Kyoya's mouth twitched downward in anger for being interrupted, but he concealed it before anyone noticed. Haruhi stood at the side and facepalmed. "Oh no…"

Suddenly business-like, Alula says, "You two!" She points at Hikaru and Kaoru using both pointer fingers.

"Come with me." This time she uses her thumbs pointing towards her.

They just stare at her, confused. "Why?" They ask simultaneously.

She beams at them, "Ooh! And such lovely voices! Perfectly in sync!"

They roll their eyes.

"Come on, my dear perfect twins!"

"What did you just call us?" Hikaru asks.

"And since when did we belong to you?" Follows up Kaoru.

Slightly annoyed at their resistance, she says, "I don't like to be kept waiting!" then snaps her fingers and promptly turns around toward her elevator, disappearing in a flash.

Two of her bodyguards snatch Hikaru and Kaoru up and follow swiftly, immune to their complaints.

"I thought rich people were supposed to have more patience than that." Haruhi groans.

"So what was that all about?" Hani asks.

Haruhi sighs, "Oh, I don't know. Actually I do know…"

She tells them about Lady Alula's obsession with symmetry.

"Hey, how come you're not surprised, Kyoya?" Tamaki asks, poking him with his finger.

"Well, isn't it obvious? I already knew." Kyoya retorts.


Hello again, readers! I guess you could call this the first chapter. The beginning of a whole lot of interesting plot. Be prepared to hear what Lady Alula makes the twins suffer through next chapter! Don't worry, it's not all that bad. Anyway, I hope you guys liked this chapter! Please Follow, Favorite, and Review!