10 Things that would Instantly Let People Know that You Read Harry Potter WAY TOO MUCH
1. You tell your friend to stop being such a Crumple-Horned Snorkack and they ask you what drugs you're on.
2. When someone hasn't read the books, you take it as a personal insult and proceed to first yell at them for being so retarded as to never have opened one of the Harry Potter books, then banish them from your sight.
3. If someone ticks you off, you point an imaginary wand at them and yell, "AVADA KEDAVRA!"
4. July 21, 2007 was the best and worst day of your life because you got to find out what happened, but the meaning for your life was basically over.
5. You have stalked/threatened (or have at least thought about stalking/threatening) Jo Rowling until she agrees to continue the series somehow.
6. You've memorized all of the Potter Puppet Pals.
7. You've read all of the books multiple times and still don't get sick of them, though your friends get sick of you not getting sick of them.
8. You needed to transfer your addiction when the series was over, so you turned to one of the following: drugs, alcohol, FanFiction, compulsive swallowing, Halo 3, the comfort of eating until you throw up, Twilight...
9. You've dissected every single sentence to find some kind of hidden meaning that exists only in your mind.
10. You can compare all of these to experiences that you've had in the past 24 hours.
A/N: I know I said I wouldn't be updating anytime soon, but I just had to do it . . . and this time . . . I wasn't even jacked up on mountain dew. GAH!