Here it is, Ch. 2

Hope you enjoy. All characters- Kishimoto

The Akatsuki hideout was alive with mayhem, what with Tobi having of just stole Deidara's clay, some of Hidan's hair gel, and Kakuzu's beloved calculator.

"Tobi, I swear to Jashin, I will sacrifice you if you don't fuckin' give back my damn hair gel!"

"Tobi is a good boy! Sasori-san told Tobi last night that he needed this stuff." Tobi shouted over his shoulder narrowly missing running into a wall.

"Sasori's dead, smart one. Just because you wet your bed from nightmares of his ghost haunting the hideout doesn't mean that he's real, un!"

"B-but, Sempai, he is real. Tobi saw him with his own eye!"

"What the hell would he want with some clay, hair gel, and a calculator, un?"

"I don't know, Sempai maybe for his pup- ARGH!" Tobi was cut of as he tripped over Kakuzu, who was curled up in a ball on the ground rocking back and forth and looking as if he was on the verge of tears, and mumbling something about his beloved money. Tobi did a miraculous face plant onto the floor, and the goods he was carrying went flying and landed on the floor with a loud clatter and finally skidded to a halt.

Deidara and Hidan went to claim their possessions, while Kakuzu however, reached out his desperate hand and squealed in fear that his baby might have been harmed. Making no effort to try to get up, Hidan went took the calculator and gave to the old miser. Kakuzu quickly snatched it away and held it in a tight embrace. "It's ok, daddy's here, daddy's here. Soon you will be filled with numbers, and I will press your additions button again, and again, and again. Daddy's got you, shhhhhh, it's ok."

Hidan looked as though he might be sick, and Tobi started to giggle.

Meanwhile, Itachi, Kisame, and Zetsu were sitting on the couch watching a documentary on sharks, trying to ignore the racket the others were making. Itachi was leaning against the armrest, head resting on his propped up hand, looking bored, since he could hardly see the T.V. anyway. Zetsu, on the opposite side, was looking hungrily at Itachi. While Kisame, in the middle, was looking lustfully at the T.V. screen.

"Oh yeah, I'd tap that one. Oh yes. Just look at those jaws, and that dorsal fin! Hmmm."

Itachi and Zetsu both got up and started to back away slowly out of the room.

In the other room most of the Akatsuki members were quietly chatting over things like rituals, plant food, Oreos, pumpkins, and money, although Deidara was sitting quietly in his emo corner, head resting against his knees, wishing he had some one to argue about art with.

"Hidan-san where are Konan-san and Pein-sama?" Tobi asked cheerfully.

"Probably alone somewhere bumpin' uglies." Hidan replied with a smirk.

"Deidara-sempai, what does 'bumping uglies' mean?" Tobi asked, just as cheerfully.

"Wha-?" Deidara asked, lifting his head up from his knees. "Ummm, it means they're…um… wrestling, un."

"Oh, ok sempai, do you want to 'bump uglies' later?

Hidan fell off his chair in laughter, and Deidara was about to hit Tobi, when the doorbell rang. (Let's say that the Akatsuki have a door and a doorbell for the sake of the fanfic.)

"I'LL GET IT, un!" Yelled Deidara, eager to get away from the rather embarrassing situation, ran to the door and quickly opened it. (Let's also say that the Akatsuki don't care about security n' whatnot.)

Deidara was greeted with being tackled to the ground and he gasped as the wind was knocked out of him. When the shock wore off, he quickly grabbed for a kunai, but his hand stopped when he caught a glimpse of the person currently pinning him to the ground.

"Holy shit, un"

"LIL' BRO!"

"Long time no see, Deidara-kun."

"Dei-chan!"

Deidara let out a long groan, leaning his head back and hitting it against the ground. Hidan, Kakuzu, Tobi, Itachi, Zetsu, and Kisame, who was still in a good mood from his "shark porn" all rushed into the room when they heard the commotion. When they saw the strange folk appearing as if they were trying to kill Deidara, they all drew their weapons, except for Itachi.

"Kisame-san, what's going on? I can't see anything. Is somebody trying to smex Deidara?

"Itachi-san, go finish your ice cream in the other room."

"Ok Kisame-san." Itachi tried to leave, but ran into the door as it opened, revealing Pein and Konan, both of their hair disheveled, and Pein was limping. Itachi let out a small moan before he collapsed on the floor, twitching slightly. Pein and Konan simply stepped over him, not even bothering to look down.

"Pein-sama, why are you limping?"

"Oh, um, we…ah…," Pein stuttered, "Tried something different when we were… ah…"

"Wrestling?" Tobi finished.

"Wrestl- sure, why not?" Konan said

"On a more important note, what the hell is going on in here?" Pein asked, glancing at the newcomers and Deidara, who was trying to pry a young woman off of him.

The other girl with long silver hair was the one to answer him. "We've come to pay a little visit to Dei-chan, who is my friend's baby sister."

"I'm a man, damnit, un!" Deidara exclaimed, finally succeeding in prying his sister off of him.

"Keep telling yourself that, Dei-chan. And- hey, you still talking in that weird way?"

"What weird way? Un."

"That weird way, how you add 'un' to the end of every frickin' sentence."

"I do not! Un."

"Yes you do! UN!"

"Stop that, un."

"No you stop, Un!"

"Geez, you're still as annoying as you were when you were a kid!"

"You're still as immature, and you're older than me, un."

"Damn strait I'm older than you!"

"God you're so damn stu-"

The lone male in the trio, who had spiky red and black hair, loudly cleared his throat and spoke up. "I think my clinically insane partner here is getting ahead of herself a bit." He said, glaring at the silver-haired kunoichi. "My name's Damu, the crazy one here is Nenriki, and Dei's sister's name is Kitsune.

"Ok, that's great," Konan said, "but why do you need to see Deidara-san, and more importantly, how did you find us? This is a hidden hideout."

"Well, we needed to see Dei, here," explained Damu, nodding towards Deidara, "because we just recently became rough ninjas, and we needed something to do, considering the fact that we're total noobs at this."

"And we found him because of this thing I made." Kitsune interrupted, pulling out a small electrical contraption that looked somewhat like a remote control, with a large antenna sticking out the front. "It corresponds to a small microchip I placed inside of my little brother's ass when he was ten. It enables me to track the approximate location of him wherever he may be. I originally made it when he lost control of his clay bird when he was little, and it flew him into an entire different shinobi nation. It was very difficult to find him, so then implanted this so I could get his approximate location on this screen," Finished Kitsune, showing them all the small screen on the remote.

"Keyword in this is approximate." Nenriki added, with a particular emphasis on the word approximate.

"Yeah," Damu interrupted, "The last three secret hideouts were very rude."

"Wait, so Deidara-sempai has a chocolate chip in is bottom?" Tobi asked quizzically.

"Not chocolate chip, microchip, Tobi." Kisame said, rolling his eyes and finally moving to pick up Itachi who was still twitching on the floor, and a small red bump slowly growing on his head.

"Yeah, that damn thing still itches down there, un." Deidara mumbled, rubbing his tush in the process.

"Well, since they are your relatives and friends, Deidara-san," Pein said with a sigh, "I guess they can stay for a few days, but no longer than that, understood."

"Got it."

"Of course."

"Totally."

"Deidara-san, I think that you are more than capable of showing your sister and her friends to our spare guest bedrooms."

"Yeah, follow me, un." Deidara said, nodding towards the newcomers.

"This is going to be an interesting week, isn't it?" Damu asked, after a long, akward silence.

"Every week is interesting when you're with the Akatsuki, un"