(Camera cuts to Garu and Chang in a living room together, Garu appears to be wearing his usual pigtails, a trench coat, a pair of blue jeans, and black shoes. Chang is wearing a white collar shirt, his usual Chinese topknot and a green pair of sweat pants.)
Chang: And one time, I ran into the Egg-Head, he used to be a villain, but he retired, became a scientist, married, and had 2 kids, really nice guy now.
Garu: Wow, strange things have happened since the Big-Tongue act, former costumed heroes were forced to retire, except for Yowakanji, he won't take no for an answer, he's likely beating up a rapist or something right now.
Chang: Yeah, he's always been the craziest of that group you made, Clockmen, was it? I still think you made a better Blac Cat then I did back when I was Blac Cat I with the Second-Bananas (parody on Minutemen).
Garu: come on, Chang, we both know that's nonsense, but thanks anyway, but I think I should go.
Chang: Oh, well, see ya.
(Garu exits Chang's apartment and walks the city streets. Camera cuts to Garu arriving to his apartment to see his front door split in half, he quickly enters his home to find Yowakanji in his kitchen, sitting in a table, with his mask partly lifted up for only his mouth to be seen, and eating a box of noodles with a pair of chopsticks.)
Yowakanji: hello, Garu, got hungry while waiting, helped myself to some noodles, hoped you wouldn't mind.
Garu: uhh, no, of course not.. (looks at his table to notice several empty noodle boxes)
Yowakanji: will need stronger door, that one took just a quick kick.
Garu: (slightly annoyed) yeah, I can see that.
Yowakanji: Anyway, I came here to show you this.
(Yowakanji hands Garu the nunchuck badge he found on Abyo's corpse, the badge had abit of Abyo's blood on it.)
Garu: what's that? Fruit juice or something?
Yowakanji: (chuckles) yep, human fruit juice, badge belonged to the Kung-Fu Man, blood too, Turns out Abyo was the Kung-Fu Man.
Garu: Uh, let's talk some more in my basement, I feel kinda exposed.
(Yowakanji gets off the chair he was sitting on and follows Garu down a staircase to his basement, the basement appeared to be actually a batcave-esique lair with several control panels, several costumes which all look like batman-esique costumes that resemble cats, and a large, floating, tarp-covered object that was shaped like a cat.)
Garu: Abyo is dead? And he was the Kung-Fu Man?
Yowakanji: indeed, one of us died tonight.
Garu: Abyo worked for the government, did diplomatic work dealing with North Korea, maybe it was a political killing?
Yowakanji: maybe, or maybe somebody's picking off costumed heroes?
Garu: Aren't you being abit paranoid?
Yowakanji: Paranoid? Is that what they're calling me now? Look, an attack on one, is an attack on all of us.
Garu: what do you suggest we do about it.
Yowakanji: retribution, of course!
Garu: You're talking like we're all still the Clockmen, but we're retired, remember? Me, Pucca, Tobe, Dada…
Yowakanji: indeed, Dada, also known as Captain Janitor (Parody on Captain Metropolis), he lead the Clockmen and beforehand worked for the Second-Bananas like Abyo did, was upset on having to retire, later got ran over by speeding scooter and died.
Garu: Look, there aren't that many people who'd know Abyo was the Kung-Fu Man, I never even knew until you told me, if you're right that someone's trying to kill masked adventurers, the only possible people would have to be one of us retired types, or some retired or arrested villain who might have managed to figure it out.
Yowakanji: indeed…. That Chang person, was your predecessor, Blac Cat I, right? I read his biography, he mentioned a lot of bad stuff about Abyo-
Garu: I don't know what you're implying, Yowakanji.
Yowakanji: implying nothing, just an observation.
(Garu and Yowakanji both walk to a large tunnel in front of the tarp-covered, cat-head-shaped, thing.)
Garu: these tunnels used to be an exit route whenever we had to fly our way around places.
Yowakanji: (starts walking into the tunnel, starting to exit the room) I know, we used this tunnel many times during missions.
Garu: yeah, those were good times, great times even, what happened to them?
Yowakanji: plain and simple, you quit.
(Yowakanji fully exits the room through the tunnel, Garu sits down on a chair in the basement, looks at Abyo's badge that Yowakanji gave to him, and sighs in a rather regretful tone.)
(Author's note: like it so far? I'm trying to make it simple compared to Watchmen, the comic/movie I'm trying to parody on. Please review for the next chapter.)
