Sollux groans, shifting slightly in his place in the over-crowded line to use Gamzee for shade. Why is he even here again? This is stupid! He could be at home causing so much chaos but NOOOOOOOO! He had to come to this horrid Disney place, that doesn't NEED his help to be chaotic. It's loud, it's obnoxious, it's full of rides he has no intention to get on but still has to stand in line for, it's just he sighs in a loud dramatic fashion causing his friends to turn confused looks to him.
"What's wrong friend?" Gamzee turns a wide grin down at him.
"Gah! Fuck Gamthee! Thop moving." The tall god blinks down at him, head tilted in confusion before shrugging and going back to watching the teacups spin the short distance in front of them. The ride ends and everyone starts to file on. Gamzee climbs in a teacup with Karkat and Tavros. Honking in excitement as the cup latches behind him. Sollux watches the rest of his friends file in to the various little cups. Standing on the side holding everyone's things he just shakes his head and gives another dramatic sigh. "Thith ith thupid."
The ride starts moving, circling around giving him close ups of each of his friends when they come close. Vriska, Aradia, and Terezi cackle fighting each other on the decision on which way they should go. Equius clings to the sides of his cup with crack-forming fists as Nepeta makes the cup they're in spin as fast as she can. The rest of the group are off doing their own things. Shopping and riding other rides. Sollux rolls his eyes leaning against the fence outside the ride.
A teacup goes by spinning so fast the occupants are just a blur, a loud stream of cursing, laughing, and honking growing louder, and then softer as it passes. "Theriouthly Tavroth? You're going to break the ride going that fatht..." He turns away not wanting to make himself sick watching the cup spin, feeling sorry for Karkat and Gamzee as he waits for the ride to stop.
Slowly the ride comes to a stop, teacups slowing down and everyone filing out. Sollux turns to hand his friends all their stuff only to be shoved out of the way by a short blur rushing for the trash can. He cringes as he watches the young Karkat release the contents of his nutrition sack into the waiting trash can. Everyone gathers around with worried looks, well all except Terezi, she looks disgusted and walks of holding her nose.
Sollux shoves everyone's stuff in Gamzee's arms and walks over to the poor sick God, carefully placing his hand on his lower back and rubbing up and then down again. Slowly the heaving stops leaving the now sickly gray figure panting with a disgusted face over the trash can. "You guyth go ahead. I'll thay and take care of Kk."
The others disperse, Aradia gives a worried look over her shoulder as she follows them. Sollux watches them disappear into the crowd before carefully wrapping his fingers around Karkat's wrist. "Hey, leth go thit down, I'll get you a drink." The smaller god nods and lets Sollux lead him through the crowd to a nearby picnic area. After helping him sit he kneels down to look up into solid red eyes. Oh... right... this is why he came today. How could he forget. "Thay here." Karkat nods softly and Sollux stands heading for the nearest store to grab him something to drink.
He walks inside the cheezy souvenir shop and heads for the drink cooler, grabbing a can of sprite he moves to the front, waiting behind the customer buying way too much useless crap in front of him. Another exasperated sigh escapes his lips as he looks around him, his eyes settling on a display next to the registers of horoscope key chains. Without much thought he reaches out plucking a small red crab from the display. It kind of reminded him of Karkat, cute, tiny, and crabby. Not that he'd ever tell him that, he didn't want to get punched. The customer in front of him leaves and he steps up to the register shooting a glare at the cashier when she asks if he wants to purchase another product for only $29.99, it's practically a steal! She says. He rolls his eyes and slams his money on the counter, storming off with his purchases before she can even bag them.
Heading back to the picnic area Sollux stares down at the crab. Why did he even buy this thing. It's stupid no way is an overpriced cheap crab going to make anyone feel better. Whatever. He rolls his eyes and stops next to Karkat. He's hunched over, face hidden in his crossed arms on the table, looking miserable and even smaller than normal.
Sollux presses the drink against his forehead causing him to jump and turn pitifully sick looking eyes up at him. He takes the sprite and opens it mumbling a thanks as he chugs it down. Sollux chews on his lip and gives a determined nod. With a thrust of his hand he dangles the angry crab out in front of the sickly god. Karkat jumps at the intrusion in his face, then blinks holding his hands out to catch the key chain as Sollux lets go. "Feel better thoon, idiot."
Karkat looks down at the crab in his hands, back up at Sollux, then back down at the crab again. He blinks, a smile tugging at the corners of his lips. Sollux watches in fascination as red spreads across the gray skin in front of him and a grin spreads across his face. Feeling a blush spread across his own face as Karkat looks up, eyes sparkling with a rare view of unhidden excitement. The small god lunges forward wrapping his arms around Sollux and squeezing him tight. "I fucking love crabs!"
Sollux's blush deepens and he wraps his arms around the other, carefully pushing him back. "Tho thith ith what you look like when you don't hide behind that pithy ethprethion." Karkat scowls, a blush still spread across his cheeks and shoves at the smirking god's shoulders in an attempt to escape his grasp. "Thorry Kk... I thouldn't pick on you when you're thick. But you're juth tho cute."
"Cute?" Karkat's blush deepens as he attempts to hide it behind a failed scowl, the corners of his mouth still twitching upward. "Fuck you I'm manly as hell!"
Sollux laughs and squeezes him tighter. "Thayth the god that juth threw himthelf into my armth with a thream girlier than that of Terezi when the cometh acroth a limited edition thalemate pluth."
Red eyes glare up at him. Oops... he may have went too far. The eyes narrow even further before. Oh, his lips are cold and rough as they press against him. Fangs bumping each other in the clumsy exchange. Mouths slowly open and twin tongues dart out to tentatively greet the one still hidden in the other's mouth. Oh... oh that's right. He was just getting sick. This... yeah this is still romantic he just has to... He slowly pulls away rubbing his tongues on his fangs to try to get the taste off of them.
"Sorry..." Karkat mumbles turning away and grabbing his drink. Hiding behind the can as he takes another gulp.
Sollux tilts his head, giving up on removing the taste from his mouth before sending a confident smirk in the other's direction. "What do you thay we go get thome mouth wath and then try that again. Perhapth with a little..." He waggles his brows as the other turns with wide eyes in his direction. "More tongue."
Karkat snorts and grabs his hand weaving their fingers together. "If you had any more tongue no one would fucking understand you."
I honestly have no confidence in my skills at writing 'sap'
