Disclaimer: Written by B.R. Hanby

December 15

Shino was walking by the Konohamaru Corps. When he heard Konohamaru say he doesn't believe in Haku. Shino couldn't believe his ears to him it was blasphemy, it was the apocalypse, it was worse than death.

Behind Konohamaru a voice asked, "What did you say?"

"I said I don't believe in Haku-nin, that's all," he replied.

Music was starting and Udon and Moegi were looking for the source, "He does and I know because…"

Up on the housetop summons win
Out jumps good old Haku-nin
Down thru the chimney with lots of toys
All for the little ones Christmas joys

Chorus
Ho, ho, ho! I wouldn't go!
Ho, ho, ho! I wouldn't go!
Up on the housetop Click, click, click
Down thru the chimney with Good Hunter-nin

First comes the stocking Of Kankurou
Oh, dear Santa Fill it well
Give him a puppet
That laughs and cries
One that will open
And shut her eyes

Chorus
Ho, ho, ho! I wouldn't go!
Ho, ho, ho! I wouldn't go!
Up on the housetop Click, click, click
Down thru the chimney with Good Hunter-nin

Next comes the stocking Of Ino-chan
Oh, just see what A glorious fill
Here is a hammer
And lots of tacks
Also a ball
And a whip that cracks

Chorus
Ho, ho, ho! I wouldn't go!
Ho, ho, ho! I wouldn't go!
Up on the housetop Click, click, click
Down thru the chimney with Good Hunter-nin"

Konhamaru lost some brain cells while Moegi and Udon were still looking for the source of the music. Shino twitched a little and went on his way.