Jess gets it good

by OHsoCONFUSED

We all know how Jessica Stanley is like head over heels for Edward Cullen just like every one else. Edward is getting sick of reading nasty perverted thoughts, and decides its time for payback. He asks Jasper and Emmett for help and OFCOURSE they do! how

2. Jasper's going to hell

Well this is chapter 2!!! I should make you wait until tomorrow, I mean two chapters in one day. Yes I know im being EXTRA generous. =] enjoy it. Okay well I have three reviews so far!! So I want to say thanks for reviewing! To

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Edward's POV

When I got home Alice was jumping up and down, and Emmett joined her. Of course the physic knew what was happening. She had a vision, that were going to prank Jessica, good maybe she could help us come up with a plan. "Oh Edward" she said my name to make it sound longer. Yep she knew something all right. "What is it Alice?"

She did that I know something you don't want me to know grin. "I had a vision that you were going to prank Jessica Stanley" She said. "And?" I asked getting annoyed. "I'm helping too!" Emmett cheered. "Yes I know that too." She gloated. "good help us come up with a good plan." I said getting really annoyed. "I already have a plan!" Emmett shouts! "That's what my vision was.", Alice told me.

"Why didn't you tell me?" I shouted. "Because I was mad at you. You got me out in Dodge Ball." Emmett said. "Oh well, gee theirs a reason!" I said in a very sarcastic tone. "I didn't think you would agree, but I'm glad you understand." Emmett said smiling, at his brother's understanding. I rolled my eyes at his idiocy.

"Shut up! Listen!" Alice yelled. Edward I know your listening so SHUT UP!! I elbowed Emmett in the ribs so he would listen. It didn't hurt him, but he shut up. "okay now that you are both listening, I want to discuss the plan. Emmett you came up with it so I want you to explain it to Edward." She said acting like a General.

Emmett told me the plan, and we got Jasper to help. "You can't tell Bella about it, either." Alice told me. "Why not!?" I asked-shouted. "Because when Bella catches you two, she will be so mad and you can tell her it was Jessica who did it. You know how Bella gets when she messes with you." Alice Laughed. She had a point. It would be hilarious to watch Bella beat up Jessica.

"okay deal, it will be worth it." I said smirking. "This is going to be the best prank ever! She wont even see it coming!" Jasper shouted. And we instantly felt a wave of excitement go through the whole room. I couldn't help myself. None of us could really. I started jumping up and down, smiling like an idiot. Then Jasper sent of an even more strengthen excitement, with hyper-ness! Jasper was going to pay! By now I was jumping up and down smiling, and singing random songs.

"You get the best of both worlds!" I started. Jasper got amused and guess what? A wave of amusement, excitement, AND hyper-ness was sent out, directed only to me! "I'm bringing sexy back." I started when they all broke down into fits of laughter. And I heard a different laugh this time. A laugh that sent my dead heart racing. Bella! I wanted to stop but couldn't. Freaking Jasper! I swear I'll kill him! Then Alice came down with a video camera! I would kill her too. "Strengthen the emotions JASPER! He's fighting it!" Alice shouted. Yep he strengthened it alright. I was now running vampire speed around the house, shouting, "YOU CANT CATCH ME!"

Bella was loving this. "JASPER PLEASE!" I begged. "sorry but and Emmett and Rosalie haven't seen the show yet. "NO!" I roared. But he sent out all the emotions he did before and I was a ballerina now. "Oh! Look at the pretty ballerina! Emmett go toss him up!" Rosalie shouted. Emmett laughed and caught mid jump. And threw me up. I hated this so fucking much!

"Okay, okay! That enough!" I shouted. But they all disagreed. About maybe an hour and a half later Alice ran out of tape. "Okay we can stop now I got it all." She said smiling then ran up to her room to hide it. "Bella when did you walk in?" I asked completely embarrassed. "When you was bringing sexy." She said falling down from laughing so hard. And everyone burst out into yet another fit of laughter.

I had a plan of my own, for my dearest brother Jasper. "JASPER RUN!" Alice shouted in concern.

I know it's small but I thought this chapter was a good idea. Edward acting like an idiot I thought it would be funny. =] please read and review!