It. Is. F-f-f-f-f-f- FREEZING! And so I thought it was a perfect time to get a cup of chocolate, put on my foot warmers, and work on fanfiction instead of doing homework. Eh, I'll do it later…

Disclaimer: I don't own Spongy, but I do own Woody, Sally, Wendell, and Nancy.

Who's That Under The Mistletoe?

Chapter Two

"Excuse me, kind sir, but can you direct me to the Christmas plants and décor?" Spongebob asked, tapping a male fish on the shoulder. He looked around, and than down, and so Spongebob. The fish was wearing a tag that said HELLO! MY NAME IS "WENDEL." Spongebob gave his signature buck toothed smile.

"What do ya want, kid?" The fish asked in a gruff voice. He looked down at Spongebob.

"Actually, I'm a man." Spongebob pointed out. The fish rolled his eyes.

"Alright, what do ya want, man?" He corrected. Spongebob beamed.

"My name is Spongebob Squarepants."

"That's great, and I'm Santie Claus." Spongebob raised an eyebrow.

"No… I've met Santa. He looks more like Squidward than he does you. Besides, your name is 'Hello, my name is Wendell.'" Spongebob said patiently. 'Hello, my name is Wendell' groaned.

"Anyways, I was wondering if—"

"Yeah, yeah. I heard ya the first time, kid. Let's just get this over with." Spongebob skipped after 'Hello, my name is Wendell,' cheerfully whistling Christmas carols.

"Dashing through the snow on a seahorse open sleigh—"

"Here we are." 'Hello, my name is Wendell' said tiredly, "And will you PLEASE. Stop. Singing." Spongebob immediately stopped, but looked up at 'Hello, my name is Wendell' with his big, blue eyes.

"But… its Christmas," Spongebob said, his eyes getting big. "And…. You have to be good around Christmas. Because… He see's you when you're sleeping! He knows when you're awake! HE KNOWS IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD, SO BE—"

"QUIET! For goodness sakes." 'Hello, my name is Wendell' finished Spongebob's song. He snorted a little at his "joke," and pointed down the aisle.

"There you go, sir." He said, and ran off as fast as he could, muttering something about 'they don't pay me enough.' Spongebob waved cheerfully goodbye, and looked down the isle. His eyes grew even bigger, if possible.

"Wooooooowwwwww," he dragged out. "This is SO amazing. Christmas decorations as far as the eye can see!" He jumped up and down several times, before grabbing a shopping cart and running up and down the isle, and singing.

"It's shaping up to be a wonderful holiday… Ooooo- holly! Not your normal every daily day- I need that Christmas tree! We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry- huh?" Spongebob noticed a bunch of festive plants. He glanced at the tag.

If you want a VERY Merry Christmas, with a SPECIAL SOMEONE, don't delay! By mistletoe TODAY! The more, the merrier, they say! ;)

"I want a merry Christmas! I have special people coming over! I want mistletoe, the more, the merrier!" Spongebob exclaimed loudly. He grabbed the whole box, which was overflowing with mistletoe. He shot through the isle, up to pay.

"Alright, Mr… Squarepants?" the cashier asked. Spongebob nodded, grinning. She smiled back, and checked out his stuff.

"Alright, ten boughs of holly coral, one Christmas tree, and… FOUR HUNDRED PLANTS OF MISTLETOE!?" She exclaimed. Spongebob smiled.

"Yup! I want to have a very special Christmas!" he told her. Unfortunately, it was the wrong thing to say.

"With WHO? You JERK!" She said. Spongebob's lip quivered.

"Wha… huh?" He asked, a lump forming in his throat. People were starting to stare. The cashier was twitching.

"Well… how many girlfriends do you have, exactly?" Spongebob raised an eyebrow.

"Huh? I don't—"

"Just… don't. Get out of my sight, you— 2 timer. No… 400 timer!" Spongebob burst into tears, and tore out of the store. Everyone turned to glare at the cashier.

~ Later ~

Spongebob had only cried for twenty minutes, and than proceeded his decorating. His party was tonight!

"Meow." Gary slithered into the kitchen, where Spongebob was stringing mistletoe onto every surface of the ceiling. Gary's pupils got big.

"Hey, Gare bear," Spongebob said to him, "Can you come with me under this mistletoe to help me put up some—"

"MEOW!" Gary yelped, and received the new world record for snail fastness, as he flew out the room.

"Huh, guess he's not up to decorating right now." Spongebob shrugged, and stepped back to admire his handiwork. Every surface of ceiling on the first floor was covered in mistletoe.

"This is gonna be the best Christmas EVER!"

I guess Gary knows what mistletoe is… ;)

How'd you like it? Next chapter will be the LAST, and I will publish it Christmas Eve. So… stay tuned!

PLEASE REVIEW! DO IT FOR THE LOVE OF SANDY AND SPONGEBOB!

-KC