Quest-Ideas for part 2

The Ultimate Quest-Ideas for part 2? Part 1
Author: GeminiST

Gemini: God, what should happen in part two of my fic?

Tai: Well, maybe you should explain the DBZ and Pokemon parts

Syaoran: Because you already did Digimon and CardCaptor Sakura

Gemini: Hmm... What oh what should I put in part two? I need ideas...

Tai: Dude, why are you taking all that crap from those people at Clamp? The Anime should be called CardCaptor Syaoran!

Syaoran: Yeah! I put up with too much crap!

Gemini: Don't get in any fights with big time business fat cats... they will crush you...

Tai: How would you know?

Gemini: Well, once I called up the people behind Evangelion, and offered a few suggestions... the next day my house was ransacked, my dog was ransomed, and I got a very disturbing e-mail... so, I called them up, naturally angry... the next day, Asuka attacked me in her Evangelion, and I got another disturbing e-mail, but I didn't call back, and nothing happened.

Tai: Dude...

Syaoran: Don't you have a fic to write?

Gemini: Oh yeah...

*Tai looks at the camera and then the TV*

Tai: Whoa, dudes, I can see myself on the TV...

Syaoran: Um...

Tai: *Pulls pants down and shows his butt to the camera* Haha! I can see my own butt...

Syaoran: *Looks away* Aaaa! That is not appropriate!

Tai: *Pulls pants up and starts dancing* Dun dun dun... dun dun dun... Shake your booty! SHKE YOUR BOOTY!

Gemini: TAI! SHUT THE HELL UP, STOP SHAKING YOUR ASS, AND SIT DOWN!

*Tai sits down*

*Time passes*

Syaoran: Dude... the snake needs to be fed...

Tai: I'll do it. *Walks over to the box of mice and picks it up. He looks inside. There are two left* One of you two little guys is gonna die... Mwahaha-

Syaoran: Feed the damn snake!

Tai: *Grabs a mouse* Alright, alright. *He drops it in the cage.*

*Nothing happens*

*Time passes*

Tai: Dammit Tom, eat the mouse before I do!

*Time passes*

Tai: Screw you, Tom *Grabs mouse from cage*

*Tai starts to put the mouse in his mouth when-*

Syaoran: What the hell are you doing Tai?!

*Tai takes the mouse out of his mouth*

Tai: Umm...

*Suddenly, Tom looks up at the mouse (which is in poor Tai's hand), and with lightning speed, eats the mouse, while biting Tai's hand*

Tai: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! OWWWWWWW! GET OFF MY LUNCH TOM!

Tom: SSSSSSSSSSS! FUCK YOU TAI! SSSMEE WANTSSSSS THE MOUSSSSSE...

Gemini: TAI! LET GO OF THE DAMN MOUSE AND SIT THE HELL DOWN! TOM, LET GO OF TAI'S HAND AND GET IN YOUR CAGE!

*Instructions are carried out*

*A baby suddenly runs in the room*

Tai: (Stands up) GET IN MAH BELLY!

Gemini: (Clearly getting pissed) TAI SIT THE HELL DOWN AND GET AWAY FROM THE BABY!

*Tai sits down*

*Time passes*

Syaoran: This bites... Aren't you done with the fic yet?

Gemini: Tai, go to the store and get us some snacks

Tai: Dude, where's my car?

Gemini: (Pissed off) TAI GO THE HELL TO THE STORE NOW BEFORE I KICK YOUR ASS! YOU DON'T HAVE A CAR!

Tai: Alright, alright, don't get your balls in a vicegrip...

*Gemini pulls out a Ak-47*

Tai: I'm outta here...

*Gemini sits back down*

*Time passes*

Syaoran: We bite, we fight, we bite and fight and fight! Bite bite bite, fight fight fight, the Itchy and Scratchy Show!

Gemini: Syaoran, shut up

Syaoran: Well you don't have to get all pissy...

*Tai gets back. As h walks int the door, he is singing one of Blink182's disgusting *

Tai: Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker-

Gemini: That is not cool Tai!

Tai: (In a Cartman voice) Alright alright...

Syaoran: Dude, how far are you in your fic?

Gemini: *Looks at blanks screen* Umm...

Syaoran: Tai, it's gonna be a long day...

Tai: *Looks at camera, and then the TV* Dude, I can see myself on the TV...

Syaoran: Tai, don't even think about it!

Gemini: *Grabs snacks* Behold, Mountain Dew! The first element of Life! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Drinks a BIG bottle of MD* Yum... Aha! Pixie stix! The second element of life! *Eats twenty pixie stix... at once* Yum... OOH! Cotton Candy! The third and final element of life! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Eats lots of Cotton Candy*

*Syaoran and Tai look at each other*

Gemini: Hmm... I wonder what would happen If I put... the pixie stix in the Mountain Dew, and mixed in the cotton candy... *Does just that, and drinks the contraption* delicious! I will call it, uh, umm... Mountain Pixie Candy drink... yeah!

Syaoran: *Whispers to Tai* You call the cops... I'll get the straight jacket...

Tai: Right...

Gemini: I GOT IT! *Starts typing furiously* Done!

Syaoran: Thank god...

Tai: *Takes the tape of them and pops it in the VCR* Ooh... Lets watch this tape...


TO BE CONTINUED...
This will be continued in thinking for ideas part 3
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