Meet Xemnas
Teddie: what's your name?
Xemnas: my name is Xemnas, Ruler of Nothingness.
Teddie: ok, Xemnas, Ruler of Nothingness, do you go by any nicknames or alias?
Xemnas: Superior, Xemnas, Master, Number One.
Teddie: right, now, can I just call you Xemnas, it's a hassle to say 'Xemnas, Ruler of Nothingness'.
Xemnas: yes, please!
Teddie: ok. Now, which position are you applying for?
Xemnas: CEO.
Teddie: do you have ant hobbies?
Xemnas: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THIS?! *angry*
Teddie: it doesn't, I was just curious.
Xemnas: *sigh* I like to kill things.
Teddie: o.0
Xemnas: yeah, I knew you would do that.
Teddie: now for a question from *trumpet fanfare* Yay.
Xemnas, if you had a daughter in the organization, will you treat her differently or the same? Why or why not?
Xemnas: she would be treated like everyone else.
Teddie: why?
Xemnas: because un-life isn't fair.
Teddie: ahh. *giggles*
Xemnas: what?! *glares*
Teddie: you said un-life.
Xemnas: so?
Teddie: *calls on her cell phone* hey Demyx! …uh-huh yeah; guess what Xemnas just said! …yup, you owe me $100, baby!
Xemnas: you do what now?
Teddie: yeah you can pay me later. Bye, Dem-Dem! *closes phone* I'm sorry what?
Xemnas: Demyx owes you money?
Teddie: I bet him I could get you to say un-life and he wagered 100 bucks. *shrugs* his loss.
Xemnas: you're one strange girl.
Teddie: yuppers! Ok, this is from RionFan *drum roll*
How was Saix in bed last night?
Xemnas: I said none of these!!! Me and Saix have nothing between us!!!
Teddie: you mean Saix and I.
Xemnas: what ever! Gahh!
Teddie: weird response huh?
Xemnas: it's tiring, telling people things like this!! *steam exits ears*
Teddie: ok, do you feel anything to your Inferiors, Superior?
Xemnas: no. nobodies can not feel a thing.
Teddie: *pokes Xemnas*
Xemnas: what the heck?! Why'd you poke me?!
Teddie: so you can~ feel things.
Xemnas: shut up! I order you to shut up!
Teddie: who put you in charge?
Xemnas: I did.
Teddie: I didn't vote for ya'.
Xemnas: you don't vote for this stuff.
Teddie: then I can be Superior.
Xemnas: no you can't!
Teddie: ok, Xemmy.
Xemnas: what did you call me?
Teddie: Xemmy.
Xemnas: DO NOT CALL ME XEMMY!!!!!
Teddie: too bad, I changed your name already.
Xemmy: what?! What happened to my name tag?!!?!?
Teddie: I changed it.
Xemmy: why did you do that?
Teddie: to piss you off.
Xemmy: grahh! I want to kick something!!
Teddie: you can use my neighbor's cat.
Xemmy: perfect!
Teddie: you don't get it.
Xemmy: no I don't.
Teddie: kicking a cat is supposedly the worst thing to do.
Xemmy: perfect! It will heighten my evil stats!
Teddie: I didn't say evil I said it was the worst thing to do.
Xemmy: dang it!
Teddie: he-he. Let's see…any other questions or rumors……there was the fan made ones the gay ones…fun ones…sounds right. Ok, people there are no more questions for Xemmy so now send your questions and rumors to Xigbar.
Xigbar: no ways dude, this is gonna' be awesome!