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"Neku, I said. "I'm getting straight to the point. Haven't you ever wondered if Shiki is cheating on you?" I sat on his couch.

There I was, in Neku's apartment. What am I doing here again, you ask? Well, I'm proceeding with my plan to get even. I do keep my promises. The first thing to do was talk to Neku. After all, I was cheated on with him. But I'm not going to get even with HIM. Oh no. My cute little proxy is oblivious to what's happening and on what his girlfriend is doing behind our backs.

He frowned at the question. "What's with the question?"

"Can't I be worried about you, Nekky?" I giggled when he scowled at me. What? Nekky's such a cute name. It's a shame not to use it. "I mean, it could happen, right? ...Like how it happened to me."

Neku's eyes widened. Just the reaction I've been looking for. "You? Yoshiya Kiryu, the almighty Composer, had a girlfriend? Who cheated on him?" he asked incredulously.

I faked a frown, but I was truly amused deep inside. "Hadn't I told you before not to call me by my real name? And yes, I had a girlfriend. Is it really that hard to believe? We just broke up three days ago because I saw her with another guy."

"Josh... I..." he was speechless. How cute.

"Hm? No need to pity or feel sorry for me, dear! Well then, I must take my leave. But Neku, talk to Shiki about this. And..." I handed him a Player Pin. "You know what to do next. I trust you still know how to use this? Till next time, Nekky~" with a smile, I went to the UG to watch the upcoming show.

"Shiki? It's me. Could you come over later?" Neku held his phone to his ear (surprisingly, he wasn't wearing his headphones), staring at the Player Pin I gave him.

Phase one: Completed. This is going to be rather easier than I thought.

A few hours later, Shiki arrived in my proxy's apartment.

"Hey, Neku," she gave him a chaste kiss. Funny, how I used to receive those kisses until a week ago, only to hate them now. "So why did you call me?"

Neku sighed. "Have you ever cheated?"

"What? What's with the question?" Ooh, look. Shiki is starting to become nervous. And Neku's begun to scan her.

"Oh my God. Does he… Know?"

Oh dear. That raises suspicions, doesn't it, Neku?

"No particular reason. I just wanted to make sure. Well, have you?" Neku asked.

Shiki gulped. "O-Of course not, Neku."

"Shit. He knows that I cheated on-" Neku stopped scanning. Maybe he couldn't take it anymore. So Nekky DOES have a sensitive side?

"Shiki, please don't lie to me anymore. You cheated. I know. Just… I… I need to think about this…" Neku looked away.

"But Neku… I left him! For you!" she shrieked, fighting back tears in her eyes. I feel sorry for her, losing two guys just like that. No wait, I don't. I'm actually enjoying this.

"You left him for me. For me? So does that mean I'm not the one being cheated on? That you cheated on someone with me," Neku said dryly.

Shiki's head was bowed down, eyes staring at the floor.

"Should I find this situation better than before?" Neku's face was emotionless. "Because I think that this is much worse."

"Neku…" Shiki pleaded, her voice cracking.

"You're treating me like a replacement. I'm not the fucking proxy of your boyfriend!"

"Actually, Nekky, you ARE my precious little proxy," I giggled. But of course, no one could hear me here in the UG.

Oh my. Here comes the fun part. The climax of the story~

"You know what, Shiki? We should just… We should just stay as friends. I think it would be better this way…" he turned around, his back facing Shiki.

Aww, Neku, you just have to spoil my fun. Can't you be meaner? Like, 'You disgust me. Get out of my house,' or maybe 'It's over between us. Now leave,'. But NOOOO. You just have to be a gentleman, don't you, Neku?

"But…" Shiki started, only to be cut off by Neku.

"Just… Leave. Right now. Please. I need to think about a lot of stuff," he said, not budging an inch from where he was.

Not wanting to start another fight, Shiki reluctantly headed to the exit.

When Neku was sure that he was now alone (Of course he wasn't, since I was still beside him, only in the UG), he went into his bedroom. He flopped into his bed, bringing his head under the fluffy pillows.

"I saw everything," I said, tuning my vibe down to the RG.

"Go the hell away," came Neku's muffled voice from under the pillows.

"I didn't expect you to take my advice. Good thing you did, huh?" I smiled.

Neku finally looked at me. "Look. I appreciate that you gave me the advice, but if you just came here to make fun of me, then leave."

"Oh Nekky~ You've forgotten. I was cheated on too. Why would I laugh at you? That would be like laughing at myself," I giggled. "But if you really want me to go, I guess I have no choice. I'll be seeing you."

"…Wait."

"What is it, Neku?" my grin grew bigger.

"Why did you come here?" he asked, now sitting up on his bed.

"I just wanted to tell you," I said. "…That you're too good for her." And so am I for her. Because she has stooped so low as to cheat on us.

I was about to head out of his room, when he stopped me.

"Joshua..."

"Yes, Nekky?" I turned around, smiling at him.

"…Thank you."

I chuckled. "No problem at all, my little proxy." After all, we were both deceived by the same girl. Of course, you don't know that. At least, not yet.

Phase two: Completed.

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Chapter 3 will be out... Soon. I think.