Run for you life! Twentay's Great Escape!
Disclaimer I dont own the characters from Naruto nor do I own Twentay, he belongs to himself and if he isn't careful, the Madam(?) of the story.
I hope ya like it Twentay and sorry for leaving you in such a bad place in the previous chapter!
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This has got to be some nightmare...I hope that I am at lest dreaming because I sure as hell can't be awake right now, I mean...
I'm in a maid uniform-I am wearing Lolita type clothing with itchy frills and a bonnet!
Stupid bonnet!
I look into the bright pink rimmed mirror of the back room of Orochi's Super Special Awesome Host Club and I swear that Sasuke, whom has just changed into Sailor Moon, is laughing at me.
ME!
I cough into my gloved hand and stare at the apparently seasoned drag queen and glare.
"Hn." he says and gropes my chest.
Now...for those of you who would like to know how a heart attack feels like, I'll tell you...your heart feels like it's going to do a marathon in your chest and your hand begins to ache.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YA DOIN' YA FILTHY ANIMAL!?!"
SMACK!
Ok...so maybe my hand ached because I slapped him.
"what? I was checking if you were really a guy or not!"
Kick!
"I am a guy you FREAK! What made you think otherwise?"
"...the dress."
Swak!
"You're a freakin' SAILOR SCOUT and were previously ALICE in WONDERLAND and you are questioning my MANHOOD?"
"Stop thowing stuff!"
"Never!"
-From outside the dressing room-
Bang!
Crack!
Crash!
"Stop!"
BOOM!
Orochimaru stared at the dressing room with mild amusement on his face. He straightened his nurses outfit at the skirt and smiled at Kabuto.
"It seems that Sasuke is enjoying himself."
"You mean with the brown eyed beauty he went into the back room with? I'm a bit jealous." Kabuto said fixing the tie on his red hood and shifted through his picnic basket. "No girls every designate me."
"That wasn't a girl, that was the new waiter for the club."
"Ah."
SMACK!
"AIIEEE!!!!"
"See I told you to stop that! Now you hurt yourself!"
"DIE!"
Orochimaru lifted his glass and took a drink while Kabuto's face turned beat red.
"well I suggest that we open up a bit later to let the boy recuperate."
"Well said Lord Madam."
-Somewhere around the village-
Anko surveyed her area once again before deciding to camp out in an inn across from the Host Club. She sighed deeply as she polished her weapons, reloaded her tranq gun and check her chains and ropes. One could never be to careful, your prey might get away without giving your equipment a routinely check.
Not that anyone had gotten away from her, no sir, this boy had been the first and although it was fun in the beginning she was beginning to get angry.
And that was never a good thing.
"Hm..." She said picking up a mangled keyboard. She lifted it to her face and took a long sniff, she'd find his scent easier with something that belonged to him. "Apparently he's an author of Fanfiction...and this must be a way to get to his world."
wait, his world?
She smiled deviously.
If she had the keyboard of an Author that meant that she could bend her world like they did...that meant she could have anyone and make anyone do anything.
"Finally I get my chance at revenge! After I thoroughly molest that boy into oblivion I'll make ever girl fandom come true and while I film it I shall reap the rewards! I'll sell it to the YAOI Association and with all that oney rule the world! And no man will be able to run from me again! KUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKU!!!!!"
-The Club-
"Lord Madam?"
Orochimaru shivered again.
"I swear that Anko is close by...but that's crazy! If she were here there would be a riot in the streets...men would disapear from their beds and the cries of the innocents would fill our ears..."
Kabuto gulped.
"Really sir?"
"Not only that but she'd rape and steal my clients! I can't have that!"
"um...no that would be a disaster?"
As Orochimaru-I mean-Lord Madam continued to whine a very bruised Uchiha and a very angry Twentay walked out the back room. Kabuto smiled warmly their way and Orochimaru stopped his rant.
"Nice to see you Sasuke and you are?"
"Twentay."
Kabuto bowed.
"Nice to meet you Twentay...and my, I am so very surprised."
Twentay sweat dropped. He didn't like this guy, he didn't like this place. Once he was sure that Anko was gone and once he was able to find his trusty keyboard and get home he vowed to burn the place down...and kill Sasuke...maybe not even in that order.
"Suprised about what Kabuto?" Sasuke asked annoyed and a bit dishevled. He'd had to change outfits so now he was wearing Kagome's(from Inuyasha) school uniform.
Orochimaru smirked in his snakey way.
"well we heard thispoor boy scream..." He turned to Twentay. "we assume that Sasuke's manhood was too much for you wen he tried to give it to you."
Blood drained from Twentay's face and Sasuke startled to shae with mirth.
OH HeLL NO!
NO NO NO NO!
"WHAT? THAT IS NOT WHAT HAPPENED YOU MICHAEL JACKSON IMPERSONATOR! I WAS BEATIN' THE CRAP OUTTA HIM AND THE MIRROR FELL ON ME THAT'S IT!"
"Sure it was." Kabuto said still smiling.
Twentay threw a table at them and stalked off to the back.
"Freaking perverts." He said disapearing behind the back door.
Suddenly the front door was kicked in and Anko held her gn up high.
"Have any of you ladies seen this boy?" She held up a badly drawn picture of Twentay done in crayon.
"No."
"Uh sorry."
"Hn."
Anko frowned then skiffed the keyboard for his scent.
"well that's odd his scent if here...aw well...sorry to bother you working women. Bye!"
After she left Orochimaru sighed.
"And she wonders why I abandoned her..."
Sasuke shrugged.
"Give men some women's clothing and they are unrecognizable...I wonder if Naruto would be the same?"
"who knows..."
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Front Ichiraku's Ramen Naruto sneezed.
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Sera: So here was chapter two. Tanks for reviewing!
Twentay: I'm scared for life...I saw Orochimaru in drag...was flirted with by Kabuto...I'm sure that was flirting and Sasuke touched me...-shivers- that was ewww...
Sera: Really now? I thought it was hilarious.
Twentay: Really? You would.
Sera: Anyway, next time if there is one...Twentay is designated by Anko who doesn't know it him and Naruto and the gang show up...
Twentay: Oh joy...
Sera: Hope to see ya soon!