Welcome to Happy Tree Friends: Truth or Dare part TWO!
Krystal: Hey guys, sorry I haven't updated in AGEESSS! I've been doing too much school work! UGH! *Runs and throws Lifty out of a window*
Lifty: NOOOO-OoOoO-oooo*silence*...
Shifty: WTH! YOUR CRAZY WOMAN!
Krystal: Yes...yes indeed. And don't worry, he'll come back.
Shifty: He better or else I...
Flippy: *Slaps Shifty up-side the head* SHUT YO MOUTH BISH
Krystal: Thankyou
Flippy: *Flips off*
Krystal: Oi! I kinda deserved that, didn't I?
Everyone: YES
Krystal: Ok, ok. Anywho, we have NEW DARES!
Nutty: W-what? NEW D-D-D-D-DARE?1111!1!nine!
Krystal: Um, yes. Mime, be a deer and get the letters will ya?
Mime: Whatever
Krystal: WHATDIDYOUJUDTSAY?
Giggles: I'm pretty sure he said whatever...
Krystal: *Shoots Giggles* Mime...
Mime: O_O *Gets the letters*
Krystal: Mmmmhm! Oh and Lumpy, come here please.
Lumpy: *Walks over*
Cuddles: *Whispers to Flippy* I told her to kick Lumpy in the balls
Flippy: Lmao :x
Krystal: *Whispers to Lumpy* Kick Cuddles and Flippy in the balls for me
Lumpy: *Glomps Cuddles and steps on his balls*
Cuddles: FUCCCCKKKKKKK!
Flippy: *Is laughing and snorting and stuffz*
Lumpy: *Picks Flippy up and cradles him like a baby*
Krystal: Yes! YES! YES MY MINION! NOW, DO THE DEED!
Lumpy: *Castrates Flippy*
Flippy: FUCKKKKKN HEEELLLL THATTTT HUUUUURTTTTTTS O_O
Krystal: !
Lumpy: :)
Flippy: *Tries to flip-out* What? Why can't I flip? D:
Krystal: Oh, I know why...*whistles*
Evil: *Comes out from behind the chair* Miss me?
Flippy: *Starts crying* YES!
Evil and Krystal: O_O"
Mime: *Comes back with the letters*
Krystal: Thank you, Mime. Our first letter is from:
Gunslingers-White-Rose
Buddhist Monkey) rip Cuddles apart and make confetti out of him and spread it everywhere.
Lammy) Make out with Toothy
Splendid) Fight Lammy for taking your boy-toy
Splendont) Cry like you were never loved in your life cause I hate you...
Flaky) Kill Lumpy in the most brutal way the author could write
Handy) Juggle
Mime) Make out with every single guy and kick each guy in the stomach
Krystal: I like the way you think! So Buddhist Monkey, you deserve this!
BM: YES! *Runs towards Cuddles*
Cuddles: OH SHI-
BM: *Round-house kicks Cuddles, knocking his head off*
Giggles: NOO! MY CUDDY-BOO!
*Head lands on her*
Giggles: *screams*
BM: *Punches fist into Cuddles stomach and rips him in half!* (Yay!) *Throws him in a blender he got out of nowhere*
Krystal: Add some salt!
BM: *Sprinkles salt in blender*
Krystal: And cook until crispy!
BM: YAY! *Throws Cuddles everywhere*
*Splendid, Splendont, Flippy and BM Dance around the confetti for about a minute or so and stuff like that*
All the girls: What-the-hell?
F,BM,Sdid,Sdont: Uh...heh, heh...
Krystal: Okay... So, Lammy. Make out with Toothy. NAOW
Lammy: Or what?
Krystal: *Holds up pickle* Or this... *Ties a noose around its neck? Do they even have necks? Whatever...*
Lammy: NOO! *Glomps Toothy and kisses him * EWWWWWWW *Dies*
Toothy: *Starts crying*
Krystal: Look Splendid! Lammy made Toothy cry! What will you do!
Splendid: Oh my lord, Toothy! *Goes and comforts Toothy* It's okay, my purple beaver. All is well, I will care for you, I shall feed you, I shall love you forever and ever and ever!
Everyone: Awwwww
Krystal: o.o'
Splendont: Jealous?
Krystal: Maybe...
Splendont: *Kisses on the cheek* Better?
Krystal: Why...NO IT WASN'T NOW GO AWAY!
Splendont: Fine, sheesh... *Walks away*
Krystal: Oh, and Splendont...
Splendont: *Face lights up* Yes, Krystal?
Krystal: Cry like you were never loved.
Splendont: KRYSTAL! WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME? *Opens the flood gates* WHY? WHY? WHY?
Krystal: For one, I don't like the colour red...
Splendont: *Still crying* Oh, and you like the colour blue then?
Krystal: No, I like green...
Flippy: YES!
Krystal: Neon green.
Flippy: Aww...
Flaky: *Slaps Flippy*
Flippy: Ow, WTH?
Krystal: Heh...
Flaky: UH I'M SO ANGRY I'M GOING TO KILL LUMPY FOR NO APPARENT REASON!1!nine!1!
*Flaky pushes Lumpy off a cliff where he keeps repeatedly hitting rocks, splitting him open.*
Flaky: *Dusts hand off* That's better... *Stares at Flippy*
Flippy: I'll be good...
Krystal: Wow, this is getting dramatic...Handy, can you Juggle for us?
Handy: SURE!
Krystal: *Throws the balls at him* Catch!
Handy: Ok! *Balls hit him in the face* GOD DAMNIT!
Krystal: Heh...
Shifty: Heh...
Lifty: Heh...
Krystal: Hey, didn't I throw you out of the window?
Lifty: Uh...no...
Krystal: Oh, okay...Wait a minu-
Lifty: *Runs away*
Krystal: Whatever... *Looks at letter* Ohhh snap! Mime, you have to make out with every guy here and kick all the girls in the stomach.
Mime: *Grins* *Starts making about with Pop*
Petunia: That's nasty...
Krystal: But it's funny!
Giggles: You're gross...
Krystal: I know C:
Mime: *Is kissing Handy*
Handy: *Enjoys it*
Everyone: O_O
Mime: *Comes up to Flippy*
Flippy: I swear to God if you do what you're gonna d-
Mime: *Doesn't listen and glomps Flippy, kissing him*
Flaky: *Laughs*
Mime: *Punches Flaky*
*TIME LAPSE!*
*Mime kisses Disco Bear*
Everyone: Ewww!
Mime: *Punches Giggles, Petunia, Lammy and Krystal in the stomach*
Girls: You didn't! *Attacks him*
Shifty: Girls a hawt
Lifty: So are guys
Everyone: *Stops what they were doing* WHAT?
Krystal: God, this is getting out of hand.
Krystal: God, I only got through G-W-R's dares! Geeze. I gotta do HW, but I'll do everyone's dares and truths later! PEACE!