The Fandom Ridonculous Race
Summary: Thirty-six pairs of characters from different fandoms race around the world for one million dollars.
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters, they belong to their respective owners. I also don't own Fresh TV, Cartoon Network, Hasbro, New Line Cinema, Universal, Paramount, WWE, CZW, and any other company whatsoever, they belong to their respective owners.
Rated T for language, violence, and minor sexual references.
Note: Any part of the story that is in bold (besides the opening and ending parts of each chapter), means it is part of the confession cam.
P.S-I would like to thank UltimateWarriorFan4Ever and Smokescreen2814 for my inspiration for this fic.
Chapter 2: Introductions, Part II
As the first twelve pairs made it to Grand Central Station, a double decker bus pulls up and the door opens up, out came another father and son pair, the son had on a brown jacket and blue beanie on his head, the father had a black moustache and he had on a blue work shirt.
"From South Park, Randy Marsh and Stan Marsh, South Park's Father and Son," Don said.
"This is awesome, my first reality show as a P.C (Politically Correct) dad," Randy said.
"I'm not sure, my dad is known to do some insane things," Stan said.
"Name one time Stan," Randy asked his son.
"Let's see, you bought a Blockbuster, you were a tween wave musician, you got into fights with dads at my baseball games, and you gave yourself cancer to get pot," Stan said to his dad.
"I said one time Stan," Randy said to his son and then Randy said, "but no matter, we will win this and bring the money back to South Park."
"We are so doomed," Stan said in a grim tone.
Out of the bus came twin sisters, one had long blonde hair and wearing a blue dress, the other had on glasses and wearing her basketball uniform.
"From Liv & Maddie, Liv Rooney and Maddie Rooney, The Twins," Don said.
"Between filming Voltage and focusing on my singing career, I haven't really got a chance of being with Maddie, so we signed up for this race," Liv said.
"Liv might not be athlete, but with me training her, we might have a chance," Maddie said.
"We might be the first twins to win this race," Liv said.
"Yes we could," Maddie said and then she said, "BAM, WHAT."
Out of the bus came two guys, one had glasses on and had a Power Glove on his right hand, the other guy also had glasses on, wearing a hat, and he had on a tie.
"The Angry Video Game Nerd and The Nostalgia Critic, The Internet Critics," Don said.
"You know who I am, I take you to the past and play the sh***y games that suck ass," AVGN said.
"And I remember it, so you don't have to," The Nostalgia Critic said and then pointed to the camera.
"We might hate each other, but we love money," AVGN said.
"We could strangle each other, but winning is more important," Nostalgia Critic said.
"We are going to destroy everyone like McKids," AVGN said.
"Or like that god awful movie, The Room," Nostalgia Critic said.
"And nothing will stop us," AVGN said.
Out of the bus next was two more guys, one was a muscular Samoan guy decked in riot gear, the other guy had short brown hair, wearing a black tank top, blue jeans, and looked even crazier than Jasper (and says something because Jasper definitely has the crazy eyes).
"Representing WWE, Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose, The Brothers In Arms," Don said.
"Me and Roman have been through thick and thin in WWE, from Seth backstabbing us to The Authority beating us down like dogs," Dean said.
"I was WWE Champion and The Authority yank it out of my hands, but now, me and Dean are ready for this race," Roman said.
"We will win the million dollars, even if it means that we cause a little bit of property damage along the way," Dean said.
"Let's hope it doesn't come to that," Roman said.
The next pair jumped from the top of the double decker bus and landed safely on the ground, it was easy to say that these guys are Luchadors. One guy looked like a blue humanoid dragon and the other guy was decked out in green and red.
"From Lucha Underground, Drago and Fenix, The Underground Luchadors," Don said.
"Dario Cuerto nos habló de esta carrera, por lo que sería perfecto para nosotros para entrar en esta cosa y mostrar al mundo, las habilidades que tiene que estar en esta carrera. (Dario Cuerto told us about this race, so it would perfect for us to enter this thing and show the world, the skills we got to be in this race)," Drago said.
"No podría grande, pero tenemos la velocidad, tenemos la ofensiva aérea, y tenemos la inteligencia para ganar la carrera. (We might not big, but we have speed, we have aerial offence, and we have the smarts to win the race)," Fenix said.
"Cuando ganamos la carrera, yo y Fenix están tomando el millón de dólares de vuelta al metro, y lo uso para fortalecer nuestra empresa y nuestro estilo de lucha libre. (When we win the race, me and Fenix are taking the million dollars back to The Underground, and use it to strengthen our company and our style of wrestling)," Drago said.
"Para México (For Mexico)," Drago and Fenix said in unison and raise their arms on determination.
Out of the bus were these two short gems, one was red with a dark red afro, red headband, and had a gem on her hand, the other gem was blue, with light blue hair, wearing a blue dress, and has a gem on her hand as well.
"From Steven Universe, Ruby and Sapphire, The Gem Lovers," Don said.
"Me and Ruby met over five thousand years ago on Homeworld, we sort of fused and the rest is history," Sapphire said.
"We wanted Garnet to race, but the producers say we needed two people to race, so we decided to un-fuse from Garnet, so we can compete together," Ruby said.
"We might have a chance of winning, even not being fused," Sapphire said.
"We have a huge chance Sapphy, between my fiery strength and your speed, we could beat anyone in our way," Ruby said to Sapphire as Sapphire start to blush a bit from Ruby's line.
Then, they look into each other's eyes and were about to kiss when the confession cam cut it off.
Out of the bus was two guys dressed up in these red and grey track outfits, one had this light dark skin and the other was white and wearing a red and grey headband.
"Representing NXT, Jason Jordan and Chad Gable, The American Alphas," Don said.
"NXT has become the biggest thing for WWE," Jason Jordan said.
"We are the newest thing for NXT's tag division," Chad said.
"We have beat Blake and Murphy, The Ascension, even The Vaudevillains." Jason Jordan said and then he continued, "this race is going to easy for us."
"And no one will stop us, we are ready…willing…and," Chad said as he pulled out of towel that said "ready, willing, and Gable" on it and then Chad said, "Gable."
"Really man," Jason Jordan asked Chad.
"What, it is my thing," Chad said to Jason Jordan.
Out of the bus next was a guy wearing a light blue work shirt and brown pants, and with him was a woman with huge red hair.
"From Married…With Children, Al Bundy and Peggy Bundy, Husband and Wife," Don said.
"I would have rather race by myself, but the producers told me I must have a partner, so I chose Peg," Al said.
"This might be fun, Al," Peggy said to Al.
"You said that when your relatives came up to visit and to me that was like living my worst nightmare," Al said.
"Don't worry Al, when we win the money, I will use it all to buy memorabilia that was used on Oprah," Peggy said to Al.
"Great," Al said then he made a gun out of his hand, and pretends to shoot himself through the mouth, so he can be put out of his misery.
Out of the bus came two guys, one who was wearing all black and the other guy was wearing a white tuxedo.
"From Mission: Impossible, Ethan Hunt, and from 007, James Bond, The Secret Agents," Don said.
"We both have done some crazy things to beat the bad guys," Ethan said.
"You have done some crazy things," James said to Ethan.
"Says the guy that crashed a million dollar plus Aston Martin into the river," Ethan said to James.
"Whatever, but with our smarts, we can make sure that we leave the competition in the dust," James said.
"You tell him James," Ethan said to James.
Out of the bus came two girls, one had grey skin, black hair, and wearing a white and pink formal outfit, the other girl had neon blue hair, white skin, and wearing purple headphones.
"From My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and Equestria Girls, Octavia Melody and Vinyl Scratch, The Canterlot High Musicians," Don said.
"Me and Vinyl have been best friends since we were little kids, so doing this race will be an amazing experience for us," Octavia said as Vinyl was listening to her music.
"You said it Octi, I will blow the competition away with my portable base cannon," Vinyl said as she pulled out this handheld base cannon.
Then she turns it on and the sound was so loud it shatters all the lights inside the confessional, leaving them in a pitch black room.
"I think I added way too much base," Vinyl said.
"You think," Octavia said.
Out of the bus next was a light purple skin girl with long purple hair and wearing a school girl outfit and with her was a guy with blue hair, wearing a black jacket.
"From My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and Equestria Girls, Twilight Sparkle and Flash Sentry, The E.G Lovers," Don said.
Lucky, they were able to fix the lights in the confessional and it was bright in the room again.
"Me and Twilight are perfect to run the race, with Twilight's smarts and my music skills, we can win this thing," Flash said.
"Of course, as long I can figure how to work these fingers," Twilight said as wiggled her fingers trying to figure out how they work.
"Yep, we got a chance," Flash said with hint of sarcasm.
The last pair to exit the bus was two police cadets, one was overweight and wearing a police cap, the other one was skinny and didn't have on her cast (since she was healed from their trip to Russia).
"The first winning pair from The Ridonculous Race, Sanders and MacArthur, The Cadets," Don said.
"We won the million dollars the first time around, so it would be easy," MacArthur said.
"Definitely, with my arm healed up and at one hundred percent, nothing will get in our way, unless MacArthur breaks any laws," Sanders said and then she points at MacArthur.
"What, that was one-, I mean, it was several times, but I definitely learned from my mistakes," MacArthur said.
"I'll believe it when I see it," Sanders said.
To be continued…
Your are all asking, didn't The Surfers win, that was true in a few countries, but up here in Canada, The Cadets win. So I'm going by the Canadian standings. Anyway, that is another twelve teams revealed, and in the next chapter, the last twelve pairs will be revealed and the race will start. Here are the teams so far.
Teams:
1. Chucky and Tiffany- The Dolls
2. Lumpy and Flippy- Dumb and Psychotic
3. Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees- The Horror Movie Rivals
4. Amethyst and Peridot- The Crystal Gems
5. Mordecai and Rigby- The Park Guys
6. Heather and Justin- The Reality T.V Pros
7. "The Bulldozer" Matt Tremont and "The Ultraviolent Beast" MASADA- The Deathmatch Kings
8. Jasper and Discord- The Magical Villains
9. Batman and Nightwing- The Night Time Heroes
10. Double G and Triple G- The Hip Hop Father and Son
11. Star Butterfly and Marco Diaz- The Monster Battlers
12. Austin Moon and Ally Dawson- The Singers
13. Randy Marsh and Stan Marsh- South Park's Father and Son
14. Liv Rooney and Maddie Rooney- The Twins
15. Angry Video Game Nerd and The Nostalgia Critic- The Internet Critics
16. Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose- The Brothers In Arms
17. Drago and Fenix- The Underground Luchadors
18. Ruby and Sapphire- The Gem Lovers
19. Jason Jordan and Chad Gable- The American Alphas
20. Al Bundy and Peggy Bundy- Husband and Wife
21. Ethan Hunt and James Bond- The Secret Agents
22. Octavia Melody and Vinyl Scratch- The Canterlot High Musicians
23. Twilight Sparkle and Flash Sentry- The E.G Lovers
24. Sanders and MacArthur- The Cadets
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Who are the last twelve pairs that will be competing?
Where will they head off to?
And how much insanity will the race bring?
You have to tune in to find out, seriously you have to check out the next chapter, it is going to be off the hook.