A/N: Okay, here's the second chapter of Naruto Chat Room. enjoy it! (Everyone is a bit OOC, and there is slight HidanXKaku Yaoi, but it's just mentioned in the story. if you don't like, don't read.) Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. If I did, I wouldn't be a girl. I also don't own the song Sexy Back or Costco or any of the other things mentioned in here. Special Thanks To: Itz All Good for giving me encouragement to write this next chapter! PLEASE REVIEW! ALL THE OTHER AUTHORS HAVE 1-FREAKING-MILLION, AND I ONLY HAVE THREE! ~SIGH~.
Edit A/N: I just realized something. All of my Naruto fanfics involve humor and really aren't stories. xD
Here we go!
ramentime is Naruto
CherryBlossomPink is Sakura
emouchihaavenger is Sasuke
ichaichaparadisenin is Kakashi
CookiesOfTheSand is Gaara
GiantFanGirl is Temari
theShyButterfly is Hinata
NOTdolls is Kankuro
Ihavea~X~onmyforeheadhyuuga is Neji
thegaygreenspandexman is Gai
thegaygreenspandexboy is Lee
MICHAELJACKSON reborn WITHLONGERHAIR is Orochimaru (duh.)
SiLvErHaIrEdMeDiCnIn is Kabuto
ichaichaparadisesage is Jiraiya
there will be more characters later! (HINT: AKATSUKI)
SiLvErHaIrEdMeDiCnIn: Okay, I have to spy.
CherryBlossomPink has logged on ramentime has logged on theShyButterfly has logged on emouchihaavenger has logged on
emouchihaavenger: Use proper grammar, dobe.
ramentime: HOW MANY TIMEZ DU I HAV 2 TELL U IM NOT A DOBE?
CherryBlossomPink: SHUT UP NARUTO! Sasuke-kun! I luff u! Ignore the blondie baka!
ramentime: I AM NOT A BAKA!
emouchihaavenger: Yes you are…and sakura, I don't "luff" you.
CherryBlossomPink: Yeah! GO SASUKE!...wait, u DON'T? -sobs in a corner-
theShyButterfly: I hate to do this…but I agree, you are stupid.
ramentime: What? even u hinata…THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!
ramentime: I'm hungry…
CherryBlossomPink: …
emouchihaavenger: …
theShyButterfly: … Didn't you just have dinner?
ramentime: Yeah, but I need more.
ramentime has logged off
CherryBlossomPink: It's amazing that you aren't as fat as Choji by now…
emouchihaavenger: Truly.
CherryBlossomPink: Yeah! Sasuke-kun agrees with me! 3
emouchihaavenger: whoops. I have to go…my mom is calling me for something bye!
CherryBlossomPink: YOUR MOTHER IS DEAD! YOU BAKA! LEAVING ME HERE!
emouchihaavenger has logged off.
CherryBlossomPink: Grr…
theShyButterfly: Don't be mad, Sakura!
CherryBlossomPink: Huff…
ichaichaparadisenin has logged on
ichaichaparadisesage has logged on
CookiesOfTheSand has logged on
NOTdolls has logged on
ihavea~X~onmyforeheadhyuuga has logged on
CherryBlossomPink: …O.o wow.
theShyButterfly: I need to go…
theShyButterfly has logged off
ihavea~X~onmyforeheadhyuuga: Have you seen Hinata?
CherryBlossomPink: Yeah, she just left.
ihavea~X~onmyforeheadhyuuga: Grrr. Bye.
ihavea~X~onmyforeheadhyuuga has logged off
ichaichaparadisenin: Yo! Sakura! Wassup!
CherryBlossomPink: nothing.
ichaichaparadisesage: Hey Kakashi!
ichaichaparadisenin: Oh, hey Jiraiya.
ichaichaparadisesage: Want to go help me with my research?
CherryBlossomPink: It's NOT REASEARCH!IT'S CALLED BEING A PERVERT!
ichaichaparadisenin: Sounds like fun. Let's go.
ichaichaparadisesage: Meet me at the hot springs!
ichaichaparadisesage has logged off
ichaichaparadisenin has logged off
CherryBlossomPink: …
NOTdolls: HI!
CherryBlossomPink: Who are you?
CookiesOfTheSand: He's no one.
NOTdolls: I'm Kankuro AHH OMFG!
CherryBlossomPink: ?
NOTdolls: TEMARI HAS COME BACK TO LIFE AND IS STEALING MY COMPUT AHHH ! GAARA SAVE ME ARGH!
CherryBlossomPink: wtf?
Notdolls has been D/C
Notdolls has logged off
GiantFanGirl has logged on
GiantFanGirl: I took over Kankuro's computer!
CookiesOfTheSand: You didn't throw him in the compost again, did you?
GiantFanGirl: Actually, I did.
CherryBlossomPink: what's again supposed to mean?
GiantFanGirl: Tee-hee. Nothing.
CookiesOfTheSand: Whatever. –Noms on Cookie- yumms.
CherryBlossomPink: …Okayyyyyyyy.
emouchihaavenger has logged on
CherryBlossomPink: ! 3 SASUKE URN BACK!
emouchihaavenger: Yeah…
CookiesOfTheSand: Hi Uchiha.
GiantFanGirl: Yo.
emouchihaavenger: Hiya.
CherryBlossomPink: …
MICHAELJACKSON reborn WITHLONGERHAIR has signed on
CherryBlossomPink: wtf?
CherryBlossomPink: WTF?
emouchihaavenger: WTF?
GiantFanGirl: WTF?
CookiesOfTheSand: Something wrong?
MICHAELJACKSON reborn WITHLONGERHAIR: IT ISH I, OROCHI!
CherryBlossomPink: Did you just call yourself Orochi?
MICHAELJACKSON reborn WITHLONGERHAIR: Whoops. I mean to say
MICHAELJACKSON reborn WITHLONGERHAIR: IT ISH I, LORD OROCHIMARU! BOW DOWN BEFORE THE MICHAEL JACKSON REBORN WITH LONGER AND MORE PRETTY HAIR!M WUAAAAUHAHAHAAHA! :P
SiLvErHaIrEdMeDiCnIn: You're going to get sick typing like that…
CherryBlossomPink: You're older than Michael Jackson.
MICHAELJACKSON reborn WITHLONGERHAIR: SO?
emouchihaavenger: Then you can't be Michael Jackson reborn, you can only be Orochimaru the lord of all idiots.
MICHAELJACKSON reborn WITHLONGERHAIR: Ah! ITS ISH SASUKE, I WILL GET YOUR BODY! AND THEN I WILL MAKE IT MINE! MUWAHAHAHAAA!
emouchihaavenger: Okay, that scared me. O.o
CherryBlossomPink and GiantFanGirl: GAY PEDOPHILE!
emouchihaavenger has logged off
MICHAELJACKSON reborn WITHLONGERHAIR: *Sob Sob* Why does everone think I'm a gay pedo?
CherryBlossomPink and GiantFanGirl: BECAUSE YOU ARE ONE!
CookiesOfTheSand: Is something going on here? I'm going to Costco to buy soft cookies.
CherryBlossomPink: …
GiantFanGirl:…
MICHAELJACKSON reborn WITHLONGERHAIR: YOU GUYS ARE MEAN TO ME! *SOBSOBSOBSOBSOBSOBSOBSOB* I'm leaving!
MICHAELJACKSON reborn WITHLONGERHAIR has left the chat and joined the "Fluffy Bunnies" room instead
CherryBlossomPink: HA! Fluffy bunnies! ROFLMAOWTTSUABFE
GiantFanGirl: ROFLMAOWTTSUABFE?
CherryBlossomPink: Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Trying To Sit Up Again But Failing Extremely.
GiantFanGirl: Ohhhh.
SharinganUchihaNailPolish has logged on
IamFISHY-CHAN!3 has logged on
Iwilleatyou has logged on
GoodBoi! has logged on
ArtIsABang,un! has logged on
CherryBlossomPink: Who are you?
GiantFanGirl: …
GoodBoi!: Tobi is a good boy!
CherryBlossomPink: wtf?
SharinganUchihaNailPolish: We are the Akatsuki.
CherryBlossomPink: EEEK!
GiantFanGirl has logged off
CherryBlossomPink: Hey, you scared Temari away!
IamFISHY-CHAN!Luvv: Too bad, hehheh. Luvv.
ArtIsABang,Un!: Kisame, What's up the Luvv's, hmm?
IamFISHY-CHAN!Luvv: I'm feeling LOVELY TODAY!
SharinganUchihaNailPolish: Figures...Who want's to come over for a manicure?
IamFISHY-CHAN!Luvv: Will it make me feel lovlier?
SharinganUchihaNailPolish: YUSH! *adorable cute unresistable chibi face* PWEASE! EVERYONE TO THE LIVING ROOM!
GoodBoi!: We can't! Hidan and Old Man Moneybags are making weird noises in there!
SharinganUchihaNailPolish: What kind of weird noises?
GoodBoi!: Like, "OOOHH YEAH! HARDER, BABEH!"
IamFISHY-CHAN!Luvv: O.O
Iwilleatyou: He's right. I saw it and I got scarred for life.
SharinganUchihaNailPolish: Nvm, tomorrow then.
CherryBlossomPink: …
SharinganUchihaNailPolish: EEP! LORD OF THE FUZZY ASS UCHIHAS! You're still here?
CherryBlossomPink: Itachi?
SharinganUchihaNailPolish: Mhmmm?
CherryBlossomPink: You might want to lay off the nail polish. You're sniffing it a bit too much O_o
GoodBoi!: MEEP meep meep meep MEEP meep MEEP MEEP MEEP meep meep
Everyone: WTF?
thegaygreenspandexman has logged on
thegaygreenspandexboy has logged on
CherryBlossomPink: Oh no. You might wanna watch out.
CherryBlossomPink has logged off
IamFISHY-CHAN!Luff: ?
thegaygreenspandexman: I'M BRINGIN' SEXY BACK, YEAH! IN MY ATTRACTIVE GREEN SPANDEX SUIT, YEAH!
SharinganUchihaNailPolish: …
thegaygreenspandexboy: *Ballet Twirl*
Iwilleatyou: …
ArtIsABang,Un!: Ok, I'm going to throw up, un!
IamFISHY-CHAN!Luvv: …
GoodBoi!:*repeatedly chants I'm in my happy place, I'm in my happy place, I'm in my happy place.*
thegaygreenspandexman: I'M TO SEXY FOR MY SHOES TO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT TOO SEXY FOR MY TIGHT GREEN SPANDEX SUIT
thegaygreenspandexboy: *humps computer*
Everyone except thegaygreenspandexman and thegaygreenspandexboy: *jumps away from computer*
IamFISHY-CHAN!Luvv has logged off
SharinganUchihaNailPolish has logged off
GoodBoi! has logged off
ArtIsABang,Un! has logged off
Iwilleatyou has logged off
thegaygreenspandexboy: Hey, where is everyone?
thegaygreenspandexboy has logged off
thegaygreenspandexman: Hello?
thegaygreenspandexman: Echo, ECHHO! I HEAR MYSELF! :O
thegaygreenspandexman: *Slides across floor like a penguin*
thegaygreenspandexman: YOUTHFULNESS!
thegaygreenspandexman has logged off
SiLvErHaIrEdMeDiCnIn: …wow. So much for getting secret info on the Hidden Leaf Village.
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In case you didn't know... SharinganUchihaNailPolish is Itachi
IamFISHY-CHAN!Luvv is Kisame
GoodBoi! is Tobi
Iwilleatyou is Zetsu
ArtIsABang,Un! is Deidara
A/N: YAY! I FINISHED ANOTHER CHAPTER! (Poor Kabu, having to sit through all of that nonsense) PLEASE REVIEW! I WILL BE ADDING ANOTHER CHAPTER! (But not soon, ;P)