AN: Well K Ookami requested to read the original draft of this story to see how far I have actually improved (because my word isn't enough. *Sniff* JK!). But I promise you that this version sucks! The number notes are my current thoughts, and not something I wrote originally.
Warning: CRAPPY-NESS! I'm going to do the same spelling and everything (minus whatever word fixed automatically). This is the original, word for word. You have been warned.
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"Uchiha! Wha's up man?"
Sasuke looked up from his scrowl as Kiba walked up to him. "What do you want? Why are you here." He gestgered aroung the Uchiha garden, which was relitivly well kept.
He geinned "Haha. Funny story acraly. About a month ago, me and Naruto, started this little back and forth prank thing. Now its my turn but every time I get close to him… He gets suspicous. So I need some one who can get close to him." He looked hopefull.
"I don't do prank's." the raven haired boy muttered turning back to his reading.
"Man. Ive asked every one elt's. You don't really gave to do anything. Just slip this into his food.: he held up a clear bottal.
Sasuke didn't even look "What is it?"
"A love poshin."
"A…" he stopped "…A love poshin? How is that a good prank?"
The dog lover rolled his eye's "People do stupid thing's when there in love. Every one know's that."
"Why would I do this?"
"Because you love seeing him make a fool of himself."
"Don't need a poshin to see that." He muttered, then grabbed to bottal. "Fine. Ive got nothing elts to do…"
"Great man! I owe you!" He yelled running off.
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"Im suppry's you agree'd, Sasuke-teme." Naruto said happly. "You never com. I was starting to thing you didn't like ramen."
Sasuke shrugged "Its ok, I guess."
"Ramen is the best! Belive it!" He smiled. They were sitting in _ (1) ramen shop, waiting for there food.
"Allright boy's. Here you go." _ said setting down, two bowls of ramen, then left.
Reaching for his chopsticks, Sasuke carelessly knocked Naruto's frog wallet on to the floor. The blond bent down to get it, and Sasuke pored the clear liquiad into his bowl. He looked at his own bowl and relized how stupid that was. What if it had some weird side effects? What if it wasint accually a love poshin? "Hey Naruto, don't…" He begain turning to his friend who had a mouthful of the stuff '…don't eat that…' "Um…never mind."
Naruto finished his meal quickly. "That was great! Don't you think Sasuke!" heturned to his dark haired friend, then stopped "Sasuke…"
It hit ihim suddenly. 'Oh, shit…' he pulled the bottal out of his pocket and read the lable:
Love Poshin
Directions: Don't drink straight. Pore over
your crush (or whoevers) food and make
them eat. For stronger effect use
alcohol, chocklet or ramen.
'Of corse.'
Warning: My cause a rise
in hormones and mood swing's.
Effect: The person who eats/drinks
this will fall head over heels
in love with the first person
they see.
'Kiba couldent have mentchened that!' Sasuke thought glancing at the blond.
"Sasuke...hey. I got a idea. Lets go practice. One-on-one."
Normaly, he'd never turn down a chance to beat the boy sencless, but...Naruto was giving him a funny look. "Accualy...I need to go some where."
Naruto smilied. "Can I come?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Please! Please! Please, please, please, please!"
"No _."
"Why not."
"Because." he said standing up and throwing some money on the counter.
"Thats not a reason!" Naruto yelled, fallowing his exsample and walking behind him as he laft
"I said you cant come." Sasuke snapped.
Naruto grabbed his arm "But I want to!"
He sighed. "Fine."
"Yey! So where er going?"
"I need to talk to Kiba about something."
Naruto glared "Kiba's a idiot, why do you want to talk to him? Why dont you want me around when you talk to him! Do you see him often! Oh my god, are you sleeping with him!"
"No!" he yelled "Now shut up!" he wacked him on the head 'He's juclise... thats stupid.'
"Well I dont want to see Kibe. Bye, Sasuke!" he ran off.
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Knock, knock, knock. Sasuke glared angraly at the door as tho it was the sorce of his probblum's. Knock, knock, knock. 'Open the fucking door Kiba!'
The door opened. Kiba looked at him "Hey, Uchiha! What sup? Did it work?"
"Yeah, it worked. Too well. Why didint you tell me he'd fall in love with the first person he saw?" he asked with a dark glare.
"You didint read it?" Kiba asked sprised.
"No. And now-"
"Sa-su-ke!" Naruto ran up and hugged him "I changed my mind! I wanna spend all day with you!" (2)
Kiba fell over laughing "Hahahaha, oh my god! Hahaha! Classic! Hahahaha! I need my camera! Hahahaha!"
Naruto didint seem to notice, the histarical brunett. Sasuke growled "_! How long till this crap wares of!"
"Hahahahaha! It doesint! Youll need the antidote! Hahahahaha! I cant get it till tomarrow!"
"Shut up!"
He took a cupple deep breathe's "Hey. Your the one who gave it to him. dont get mad at me. And you should know, the longer it stay's in his system the stronger it get's."
"Well how fast does it work?"
"Right now he's risking getting pranked to be neat you so... Ill say its fast working stuff." Kiba smirked.
"Great...fine. Get that stupid antidote as soon as posibal!" Sasuke snapped walking away.
"Will do Uchiha! Have fun! Hahahaha!"
"Where we going now?" Naruto asked eagerly.
"To my house. I dont want you making a idiot of yourself in public."
"Thank you. Thats sweet." He giggled.
Sasuke glared, relizeing that it was very unusual for him to care about what the blond did, but shook it off. "Whatever..."
"Sasuke, Sasuke, Sasuke. Hehehe."
"Stop being a idiot." said boy snapped. They reached his house and went inside. As soon as the door closed, Naruto tackled him. "Ack! Naruto!"
The blond kissed him, thrusting his tounge down his thoght. He kissed harder when the dark haired boy didnt respond. Sasuke was frozen with shock, eye's wide, heart pounding. Slowly he begain to relack's. Whall Naruto's sweet tasteing tounge worked its way over every crevese of his mouth, he grabbed hold of that bright orange jacket and pulled him closer. They kissed until they were both dizzy from lack of air. They broke apart panting. "Sasuke...I love you." The blond wispered.
"Naruto..." he said suddenly becomeing angry with him "...stop being a idiot!" hw pushed the dumbfounded boy off.
"What!" he exsclaimed.
The Uchiha stood up. "I pored a love poshin in your food. You dont love me."
He grinned. "A love poshin! Then you must l-"
"No. I was helping Kiba with his prank."
"B-B-But you kissed me back!"
"I dont know why I did that! You supprysed me and I wasint thinking clearly!"
"Sasuke...I think your wrong. I think you like me and just wont admite it!"
"_! I dont like Naruto!"
"Sasuke..." he said, looking really hurt. "...I dont understand. I love you."
*Edited*
"Im lost. Your house is so big." He exsplained happly.
:Your such a idiot."
"But Im your idiot!" he said. Sasuke reached his bedroom and went inside, closing the door in his face. "Sasuke!"
"Im getting dressed, stay out!"
Naruto opened the door anyway. "Come on, Sasuke!"
"I said to stay out!" he snapped, looking threw his dresser for something wear.
"...Hey Sasuke?"
"What?"
"Will you sleep with me?"
The Uchiha nearly fell over "What!" his face was bright red resembling his favorite food.
"Will you willingly sleep with me?"
"No!"
"Fine..." he shugged "...we'll do it your way..."
...
*Edited*
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Kibe pounded on the door. The sun was bright and he was annoyed about having to wake early to buy the stupid antidonte. "Come on Uchiha…you'd better be up…" He continued to knock on the door.
After about 3 minute's someone yelled "Im comeing, damn it! Shut up!" The door flew open. "What do you want?" Sasuke growled.
"Good morning to you too princess. Did I wake you from your bueaty sleep?" he asked mockingly.
"I wasint sleeping…"
"Why's it look like you just got out of bed?" he asked moshining to his meddy hair and robe he obviously just threw on.
Sasuke blushed. "Doesint mean I was asleep…"
Kiba looked at his suspiously "Um…ok…so, is Naruto here?"
He blushed darker. "Why!"
"Because I got the antidote." The dog-lover held up a brown bag with a heart on it.
"Ahhh. Good." He grabbed the bag. "Bye."
"Your welcome, Sasuke. God don't you have any maners?"
"No, I don't."
"Hey Kiba!" Naruto yelled, appering behind the Uchiha dressed in only boxers. "What are you doing here?"
"Dropping something off." He said. "You to have fun last night?"
Sasuke blushed. "Hell yeah!" Naruto cheered.
"Dobe, shut up." The raven haired ninga whispered. "Im gonna go make something to put this in." he said, shaking the bag and going into the kitchen.
Naruto lean'd against the door frame and watched him go. "You chose Sasuke on purpouse didn't you? To give me the poshin."
"Yep." Kiba said quiet proud of himself. "Anyone could tell you like him."
"I love him." He said turning dreamy-eye's to his friend.
"Well, good for you. My guess is he feels the same way? Oh were you sleeping together just for fun?"
"Both." He said eith a smirk. "Howd you know?"
He laughed "I didn't! Just spit-ball'en and you caved! (4) Haha! Well Im out of here. See ya!" he walked off.
Naruto closed the door and went into the kitchen. He snuck up behind his lover and wrapped his arms around his waist "So , where were we?"
Sasuke turned his head and kissed the over enthusiastic boy. "I belive I was asking you to stop molesting me so I could make breakfast."
"You know you like it…" he said, lightly nibbling on his neck, tracing the mateing mark with his tounge.
"Damn it, Naruto. Your such a distraction…" he mound. Sasuke pushed him away and smiilied. "You do know those are mine right?" he said pointing ht his boxers.
"Yeah, but I couldent find mine."
Sasuke sturd a pot of something. "Here, try this." He held up the spoon.
Naruto tried it. "Taste's good…what is it?" he asks suddenly becoming to tiered to move, and sat down (more like fell)
"Something I learned a while ago. Render's who ever drinks it moshinless." He grinned evily. "Told you Id get even…"
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Ugh… I am never doing that again.
(1) Didn't know the words.
(2) For some reason he wasn't acting much like a seme in the original.
(3) I wrote this right after I got out of my Inuyasha phase. In the Inuyasha stories it was popular for his full-demon side to take over during sex, and that was where this part came from. I hadn't read enough Naruto fics to realize that didn't really go over in this fandom.
(4) I was so determined to get that line in when I wrote this originally that I didn't quite realize how bad it sounded there.