June 3rd xxxx
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WELCOME TO HERO SPHERE. BEGIN FORUM FOR GROUP: BIG HERO SIX?
YES
I need a hiro LOGGED INTO PARTY: BIG HERO SIX
FORUM TOPIC: TOYS 8
I need a hiro: you guys logged on?
Lemondrop9: yup
GO_GO_ SPEEDDEMON: yeah
GINGER: present
Superawesomecaptainfredmanthefredzillaofficial:HERE!
I need a hiro: sorry about the name situation Fred
Superawesomecaptainfredmanthefredzillaofficial: I'm still not entirely sure how a government forum website dedicated to special task forces could have so many variances of my name, I even tried using Fredrick and it didn't work.
GINGER: many government workers have kids coming to work, let alone who watch our cartoons, watch the news, and play our video games
GO_GO_ SPEEDDEMON: or MUSICALS, cant believe we got talked into that, seriously BAYMAX has a duet with HERO, he looks like a marshmallow
Lemondrop9: Again guys I'm really sorry, but we need the money and i thought would be cute
I need a hiro: we understand but we made a deal to look over the deals over the merchandising as a team,
Lemondrop9: it was 16 million dineros; we actually made a huge dent in our debts, were more than half way there, 18 million down 7 million to go right?
GO_GO_ SPEEDDEMON: I'm being played by a CHINESE woman honey lemon; at least everyone else is being played by the same race, I know so many local actresses who I happen to know who would have killed for that role, and on top of that they get the wannnabe soap star with a premaddonna attitude to play me, she only got that part for being a bimbo
Superawesomecaptainfredmanthefredzillaofficial:whoa, what happened to supporting people
GO_GO_DEMON:not when they are playing me, she doesnt even know how to change a tire, she made me look shallow on stage
I need a hiro: its still in planning stages, plus at least your character got to keep your gender, now people ask me if I'm a boy or girl
Superawesomecaptainfredmanthefredzillaofficial: that's right your actors dropped out because their groins were constantly being mangled by the splits needed to jump on baymax
I need a hiro: don't bring it up to baymax, he's still confused why they can't let him play himself instead of a balloon wrapped in metal, real metal, what are the production managers thinking, and a person who barely knows us writing songs when he's really just annoying and yelling into microphones and can't use the letter "P" without spitting.
Lemondrop9: rough day at work
I need a hiro: about to be 16 and working for pennies for a startup app that does nothing for the world
Lemondrop9: I bought it and I think it's really cute
I need a hiro: no need to butter up, but it's an app where you receive cute cat pictures from the face recognition on your device for $2.99
Lemondrop9: it was worth every penny
I need a hiro: YOU CAN DO IT FOR FREE ON THE INTERNET, WE DON'T LIVE IN A WORLD WITHOUT CUTE CATS OR A SEARCH BAR sorry caps lock was on
GO_GO_ SPEEDDEMON: it's true I only bought it because HL forced me too
Lemondrop9: GOGO!
I need a hiro: okay down to business, have you guys received prototypes for the second line of imagatcha action figurines?
Lemondrop9: actually I kind of have a problem with them.
I need a hiro: go ahead
Lemondrop9: I kind of want to speak to you privately about it
GINGER: I got my package came in, I think yours came out fine, what's the problem
Superawesomecaptainfredmanthefredzillaofficial: yeah were all adults here, what's wrong?
Lemondrop9: I'd rather not
I need a hiro: I am going to be very busy today and our weekly dinner addressing hero work at the café is tomorrow so you're going to have to tell me now online in privacy mode or in public
GO_GO_ SPEEDDEMON: not going to lie, just opening the package
I need a hiro: the toymakers stated that they wanted to cut down on our bodies, as you can tell they cut off a lot on our waste sizes and while I don't agree with it there was not a lot of lenience on the terms of the deal.
Lemondrop9: that wasn't what I was referring to
I need a hiro: okay what is it you don't like
GO_GO_ SPEEDDEMON: OMG YOUR BAZONGAS ARE HUGE!
Lemondrop9: essentially
Superawesomecaptainfredmanthefredzillaofficial:OMG, THIS IS SO FAR THE EIGHTH GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE GOGO JUST SAID BAZONGAS
GO_GO_ SPEEDDEMON: can it now that I look at them all of us have exaggerated features...except for me, in fact they gradually added the pounds you guys lost onto my action figure
GINGER: at least when your toy talks it says stuff you actually said. When have I ever said "slice and dice, you've been served"?
Superawesomecaptainfredmanthefredzillaofficial: mine just roars, now that I think about it the merchandise always has me roars, as well as in the cartoon show… do people think I'm a REAL MONSTER and not a guy in a suit
I need a hiro: I'll let the people know that we need to make changes on the action figures, we still need to not act like ourselves, you know to keep our identity, and so Fred if they think you are an animal, let them think that for as long as you can just like wasabi
GINGER: as far as I can tell, people believe I'm a former high school jock and a football player that loves to eat… and I just realized that my username sounds like a woman on Rose Avenue
Lemondrop9: don't say stuff like that in front of hiro
GO_GO_ SPEEDDEMON: everyone knows about rose avenue honey, hiro is old enough to know to stay away from there, even though everyone has been there, an illegal tradition
Lemondrop9: been there recently
GO_GO_ SPEEDDEMON: your mom says hi
GINGER: pew pew shots have been fired
Superawesomecaptainfredmanthefredzillaofficial: wait its 2 pm right and we are on our lunch breaks at this time except hiro who was stuck with 12 pm, where are you doing this and how without your boss knowing
I need a hiro: she's gone softer on me
"HIRO, HURRY UP AND BETTER GET OUT OF THERE AND FIX OUR SERVER OR ELSE ILL GIVE YO SOMETHING TO BE IN THERE SO LONG" yelled Alexis.
GO_GO_ SPEEDDEMON: I met her, she is never going to do that…hiro…are YOU TALKING TO US ON THE CAN"
I need a hiro: got to go!
I need a hiro LOGGED OUT
GO_GO_ SPEEDDEMON: typical
Superawesomecaptainfredmanthefredzillaofficial: LOL, ROFL, MADE MY DAY!
Hiro did his best to open the door after he washed his hands and MADE SURE HE FLUSHED… almost fired for that.
"THE DOOR IS STUCK" hiro yelled.
"I'm sending doorbot" a small robot with an extended arm went to the door, rolling on a conveyer belt across the carpet of the second level of the house so the young genius could be free from the tomb of the porcelain throne. Finally hiro kicked the door open sending the little bot to flipping over, to which hiro quickly set upright.
"I'll come up with a better name for you soon okay buddy" hiro promised his boss's creation as he sprinted down the stairs, past the suspicious parents who think very little of him. Sprinting into the garage, he got to work on the mainframe of the computer to fix the app.
"Why do you always do this hiro, I don't pay you to take a dump I pay you to make my app work, I would do it myself but your lack of ability to hold cats still and treat them well is apparently above your pay grade or at least your talent. I should have known better to hire you, Shirley would have taken half your paycheck but Michelle told me your cute but when she isn't here you immediately fall out of order and a celebrity at that, that barely got a 10th of subscribers to sign up-"
"Done"
"YOU ARE THE BEST, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO WITHOUT YOUIF I HAD MONEY TO SPARE I WOULD GIVE YOU A RAISE!" she yelled as she pulled her employee into an enthusiastic hug.
"Sorry for that, I know I can be tough on you but I really do appreciate what you do, I don't know what you do on second job at your aunt's café, but I know she is probably paying you more but I'm happy you are helping me on my first business"
"Just glad to help a fellow brain"
"OKAY COLLEGE BOY? GEE NOT EVEN 3 MONTHS AFTER A BREAKUP AND YOU'RE ALREADY IN THE SADDLE." Alexis taunted as she took a chunk out her chocolate cookie that she held to herself.
"not like that, I don't date little schoolgirls in 9th grade" hiro sassed to his 1 year younger boss as he worked at the garage, his two other high schooler coworkers were out today, it was nice to work somewhere with others although the intimidation was always there. He was known to them as the college boy, the genius or the one with the dead brother who had a plaque at SFIT. Life was good, life was hell.
At seven it was time to go; his frenemy boss let him out. He was told to date her by so many, even by his aunt, but that relationship would last six minutes, like a certain other girl I know. She is on the other side of an ocean though, and Alexis is seeing someone right now, so far life is not bad.
After dinner Cass let him know to eventually include her favorite cat on the app, even though he keeps showing her the scars from the first time. Going to bed the young hero thought to himself, life is good but maybe it can get better. For all the stuff happening right now, SFIT closing, just broken up, Callaghan being appealed, city in financial peril, much of the city is losing jobs, debt from his court fees being in the millions, being forced into being the Special Forces and spectacle of the city, things could be worse.
But god, life could be better.
With this as his final conscience thought he fell into the shadow land of slumber, awaiting the fate of not only awaits his dreams but tomorrow and the days to come.
I'd like to thank you for sticking with me and to Kiki Anderson for her much needed guidance and Alexis' cameo from Journey to Another Dimension as well to all that have supported me including Oblivious Owlet and Adazula, hope you like this. Pm or review if you wish. Please fave and follow.
I̜̟̦ ̟͓̖̪̱̠́ẃ͓̥̲I̳̮̣̭̲͓͠l̡̘l͈̩̣͟ ̷̝̤b̩̘̰͎̹e͉̯͚͇̯̝͈ ̴͉w̱̼̗ai͓t̨̤͙͇̝̥̫ͅi̺̼̤n̮g̙͟ ̖͖͙͍̮
́f̱̫̠̭͉̠͟ͅo͚͓̹̬r̘̜̗͈͡ ̝ĺ̲u̫̹͞c͔̘̤i̟d͏̜̤̜̞ ̧ì̤̳͉͍͓s̴͕̥̣͎̫ ̦͍̗i̧̹̪r͈͕ṛ̛̤͍̮̖e҉͕̠͖̲͙̖͕ḷ̫e̼̮̮̥͖̦v͘ą̖̩͎̼̝̯͔n̫͖̝̗̬͇͎t̨͓̩̩̳̖̲ ͉̬̞̩̞͙̱a̶͉͍t͔̪ ͖̹͇th̼͇̟i̖͉̮s̳̳͕̬̠̱͡ ̣̣̯̟̙̣̠p̢̻̘̖͇̭ơ̭̥̪̹͉̖̼i̥͕̬͓͜ņ̺͉̥̞t̤͓
̢̝̬̞̩̤y̘͚͇ǫų͙̠̦̱͙r̞̟̞̻̬̳͘ ̪̖̠̬̞̲w̘o̷̭̥͖r̦̳͇͓̘͇l̹̮d̷̼̪̪͍͕̺̝ w͟i̥̦̗̣͢ḷ̳̭̀l̬͔̫͈̰ͅ ̻͕͖̬͉̦͢no ̬̺̞͜l̦͎͚̺̯̥̠o̻n̬̰g͉̺̝e̹r̟͕̹̗̬̹ ̼̥b̺̗̦́e͉̻̫̳̥̼͙ ̖̖̬̲̮͕y͕͢o̵̖̬̗͇̳̱̗u̬͍̭r̷̬̦̝ ͏̜̱̤̮̮͉p͎͢ŗ̤̠̹i̩̳̪͡ș̡̞͍̰̪͈o̴̳̼̤̯͓͉n̩͙͉̠̦̦
̺̻̤as̷̩̫̫̠ ̙̯͈̲̳͢m̢͔i̳̳͖͖̟͔ͅn͠e͉͢ ̝͓̥͍̱h̟̮͇̻͔̠̹a̤͖̖͔͞s̵̯͖̦̳ͅ ͓̟͎͙̮̕n͕̟͉͡o̴̯t
͟a͉͈n̳̳͖̳̫̫͞d̟̼̩ ͏̹̱̭̮̬l̵̻i̡͓̬̗v͝e̤͜ ̱͈̥͎̩y̩̙̦͍͎̺̖o̹u̕rͅ ͇̪̩d̙̙r͓e̷à̟̯̝̲̮m̩͔̟̬͓̻̖ ͍̥̯if̵̲̼̯ ̭͓̰͚̟̯̫y̧̬͈̯̱̩̥̣o͏u̙ ̖̣̳̗́wi͍̖͈͍͔s͎̭͚̳͙̬͚h͍̰̝̰̤͔͔
̯a̡̦n̤͚͖d̘̥̯̦̝̮̼ ̡͖͚̺̲͇̯͍n̯̹̠̼͖̭̹͜e̡̯͉̟̟̝̱v̥e͉͔̯͔̣̖͕r̬̣ ̲̰̟͎̼̀ͅb͙͍̟͎̭̣̝̀e̗͙̜̲̱ͅ ̴a̳̦͓lo͎̼̙̩̙n̙͢e̡͈͙̪̲͓̗̰
à͍̱̞̠̥̥̭n̛̳ḓ͉̯͘ ͍̙̫̖͈̭̩d̺̲͓͍̻͔̜i̙e̲̪̺̪̟̰͝ ̨͕̘̹̬̯̭a̞͚̜̘͞l͉̜̳͉͟o̞̗̜̻̜͕n̠͖̝͕̤͜e̱